2002 honda odyssey bolt pattern

2005 honda odyssey

2023.05.30 06:49 wisconsin_pitbull 2005 honda odyssey

General opinions ?
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2023.05.30 06:25 yomommawearsboots $90k budget 4 door what should I get?

What car should I get? Budget is around $80k-90k and needs to be 4 door for work. Looking for: -fast, sporty, good handling -very luxury -CarPlay. -mid sized sedan -manual preferred but good automatic is fine. -would prefer lightly used for best value but less than 5 years old. -not terrible depreciation. -good looking/timeless design. -responds well to mods, won’t to go crazy but simple bolt ons/tune. Want to keep it reliable. -exhaust sounds good. No hybrids, 4 cyl, or EVs.
Current cars: -2012 CTS-V sedan manual (DD) -2014 Porsche 911 (fun) -2001 Honda S2000 (fun) -2020 Lexus LX 570 (family/dogs).
Background: I have owned BMWs and I am comfortable DIY, I do all my own maintenance and repairs. I would be planning to sell my CTS-V even though it kind of kills me. I want something a little nicer and more modern inside. Massaging seats would be awesome.
I’m in the south so don’t need awd but I would appreciate being able to put the power down without crazy tires/drag radials.
I’m kind of leaning F90 M5 Comp, G80 M3, or the CT5-V Blackwing manual but the G80 is so ugly and the Blackwing is real hard to get in manual and seem like they are over $100k even used. Also the Blackwing doesn’t look great IMO but better than the M3. Also I am a turbo guy…my current V supercharger is great but I just love turbos.
Also kicking around used Panamera Turbo S (cross truismo is sweet), Mercedes E63s, Audi RS7, or RS5 (but never been a fan of Audi, they are boring styling IMO). I would love an RS6 avant but seem way too expensive for my budget.
I love the look of the F90 M5 but depreciation will proly be brutal knowing my previous BMWs.
If I didn’t need a 4 door for work reasons I would order a Lotus Emira but they waitlist is insane I’ll proly never get one.
I only drive like 10k miles per year and love driving in the twisty mountain roads nearby.
Thanks in advance!
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2023.05.30 03:29 Bean-O_Official I am buying this CM400T thanks to Reddit

I am buying this CM400T thanks to Reddit
OK so I posted a week or so ago that I was thinking about buying this Honda from my older sibling. They restored and customized this bike together but my sibling is having a baby and can't afford to ride right now. This is my first bike and it'll be a learning experience!
It's sat through last summer without being turned over. We tried to get it running this weekend. It would fire when we sprayed starter into the air intake but our assumption is the carbs are too clogged to pull its own fuel (we did put new fuel)
There is lots I want to do to this bike over the next while but please feel free to let me know that you think would be good too! Given feed back from my last post I have some idea. I've been told a chain cover would be a good idea and that I might benifit from fork stabilizers. I plan to replace the seat with a diamond pattern scrambler seat and need to touch up some paint ect.
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2023.05.30 03:25 LBhulk VA - list of body types for title/reg? (Minivan)

Trying to fill out my Title/Reg paperwork (Virginia) but can't find a list of acceptable "Body Types". I have a Honda Odyssey minivan. Does VA have one specifically for "Minivan"? Is it a "Wagon"? Is it a "Van"?
The last time I registered a minivan was in NJ thirty-five years ago when minivans were a new phenomenon, and back then it was registered as a "Wagon". Now that they're more commonplace, wasn't sure if they had their own designator. I just don't want to have my paperwork kicked back for entering the wrong data.
If anyone can point me to a list (specific to Virginia), or suggest what to enter, it would be greatly appreciated. VA DMV's website is less than helpful.
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2023.05.30 02:42 iharevolvos 1998 Honda civic p0171 system lean

Hey all, wanted to ask for advice, I’ve got a p0171 code coming up on my 1998 Honda civic 1.6L manual trans
Things I’ve replaced so far (related to other CEL codes I’ve had before this one):
-new front o2 sensor (was throwing a o2 sensor code before all this, tested it and sure enough o2 sensor was dead, replaced it and that code is gone) -new fuel filter (was long overdue for it old filter was pretty clogged up) - new distributor (along with that o2 sensor code I previously had, I also had a random misfire code p0300. Took apart the distributor to look at everything and the cap bolts broke off in the dizzy housing so I bought new so I didn’t have to worry about them) -new spark plugs and spark plug wires (did a tune up, plugs and wires were long overdue anyways, plugs were all sorts of corroded and had built up on the tips, wires had cracks in them and were way past mileage of changing them. - new fuel pump (bought this car and it didn’t start diagnosed it to be the fuel pump was bad, brand new one is in and car runs now!)
Outside of all of those parts the other diagnostic work I’ve done for this thing is:
Sprayed for vaccum leaks with carb cleaner, sprayed both manifolds and all vaccum connections. No leaks at all, no uptick or drop off in rpm’s while spraying and nothing got sucked in at all, made sure to do this on a cold engine aswell that way it wouldn’t just burn off in some of the hotter spots. - checked all correlating sensors (TPS sensor, MAP sensor, o2 sensor) all checked out good. Tested the fuel pressure regulator and that checks out as well, matches the service manuals readings with the vaccum line on, or off and matches the readings with snap throttle.
Short term fuel trim is +32% Long term fuel trim is +28%
If I reset the fuel trims (clear out the ecu disconnect battery negative for 5 minutes) When it first starts and the fuel trims are low the car runs like shit, idles weird and has a rough idle, once the fuel trims shoot up and it adjust, the idle evens out perfectly.
Front o2 sensor is oscillating up and down but does tend to read high, .5-.6v reading
Rear o2 sensor is reading a consistent 1.4v
Does anyone have any ideas where to go from here?
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2023.05.30 01:52 rickharrisonlaugh11 Never-Ending Exhaust Leak

Would appreciate if anyone can help me out with this one.
I've been doing virtually all of the service and repairs to my car for the last 5 years, but this issue is stumping me.
I drive a 2004 Honda Element 5-speed with 270k miles on her. About 5 months ago, I discovered an exhaust leak at the flange connection where the header outlet bolts to the catalytic converter inlet. I was already going to be doing some work on the front suspension so I figured I might as well throw a new donut gasket in there. Well that solved the problem for all of 2 weeks before I started hearing the leak again. I took the flange apart and smeared some exhaust sealing putty on the gasket and cat-side of the flange, hoping that it would take up whatever space was still there. Once again, about a month went by and it started up again, the putty had apparently just turned to dust. I sanded away the remainder and decided to try one more hail mary and wrapped the gasket in a layer of exhaust tape before cranking the flange bolts to squish it into place. This was the best it had been running since the problem began, but to my dismay the leak is back as of about a week ago and worse than ever. You know I had to start her up with the open header during the first attempt and I can say that I might as well be driving around with no exhaust at this point. I'm getting crazy looks in town from people trying to figure out if it really is my little element that's screaming down the road. In all honesty I could live with the noise, but the leak is unfortunately ahead of the O2 sensor in the Cat, and its causing the engine to run all kinds of rough, especially at idle/1st gear. I'm sick of band-aiding it but I just have no idea what I could do to permanently fix this aside from cut out the flange entirely and weld in a new section of tube, but seeing as I don't have welder that is going to be tough.
Does anyone know why a new gasket would not have sealed the leak? Is there some trick to the installation or does thousands of heat cycles simply warp and wear out the steel flange connection? If there is any way for me to solve this using basic tools I would love to know. I'm worried that if the exhaust is simply reaching the end of its life span then paying to have this leak fixed will just result in another one creeping up somewhere else in the system. Thanks guys!
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2023.05.30 01:44 6toescrotumsack PSA 101, Post 300 Rounds Pt.2

Part one here. https://www.reddit.com/ak47/comments/13ti0o7/psa_ak101_sn_1342_post_180_rounds/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
I've decided after every range trip with this gun I'll update in detail including pictures (link for this post https://imgur.com/gallery/RwXboj3) Again I don't know much about AK's so I'm learning with this gun. Updates are for being a beta tester for this gun and also a detailed record for that lifetime warranty if needed.
All ammo used trip was AAC 55g FMJ 5.56. Magazine was AC Unity. Shooting was a medium to slow pace doing drills and shooting 100-300 yards, never got it "too" hot. Ejection pattern was the same as the first 180 rounds (2-3 o'clock about 12-15 feet away), recoil impulse felt the same for all shots, and no malfunctions or failures at all. Besides the AC Unity magazine failing to hold open on empty, it seems the bolt cycle speed is too fast for the soft metal on the follower. If bolt as racked slowly the bolt will catch the follower but at normal cycle speed the bolt hold open feature doesn't work, bolt just slides right over follower.
Wear looks the same to me, was able to catch better pictures this time and I will continue to get better pictures for the future updates.
As before, what are your guys thoughts?
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2023.05.30 01:17 Nalalala19 I'm afraid my boyfriends family hates me

I'm afraid my boyfriends family hates me.
The other night I found some not so savory stuff on my boyfriends phone that I thought it was him being unfaithful to me based on the evidence I had. Due to a previous relationship and past trauma, I let him know I was leaving and then bolted out the door since I knew he would be upset if I just up and left.
I went back to my apartment and began drinking and crying feeling like an idiot for believing someone would actually be faithful to me for once. (We had just arrived from a 2day road trip as I have moved from IL -> PA) I felt like complete shit.
He told his family about it, me drinking, how he wasn't unfaithful, and he is very close with them. Complete opposite of me. His uncle dropped him off here and he coaxed me down and explained how it was all a misunderstanding with evidence of how it was. I believed him and we drove back.
Today for memorial day there was a cook out. I was supposed to go. But for fear that I was being judged or everyone hated me, I left early without a word and he seemed upset. He continued to try and tell me I'm not being judged but I know how much they love and care about him and how they most likely think I'm an unhealthy person now as his aunt even said that if this behavior is a pattern I'm unhealthy. I have my issues, I'm trying to cope through them. But if I falter again and he tells them about it I'm so afraid they'll tell him to leave me and I feel like he might because they're all so close. And I'm not used to that at all. I'm so scared and want to prove myself so badly but don't know how as I don't even have a relationship with my parents anymore due to how they treated me and I feel like I'm projecting how I know my parents would act and condemn me and the person I'm with and judge so harshly.
This anxiety is overwhelming and I don't know what to do. I'm isolating and he's tried to get me to come over but I feel this panic in my heart almost like I'm going to get scolded or silently judged by his family. Am I overreacting? Should I believe him? I feel like they love him so much they'll want me away from him and I can't blame them. I love him so much but I'm so scared they'll reject me as my own family has.
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2023.05.30 01:02 BlazeHunter21 Sorcerer spell list recommendations

Hi,
I've come to you guys for advice and suggestions on my spell list for my level 6 shadow sorcerer (soon to be level 7 so we can include 4th level spells). Currently my party consists of a Way of the Mercy Monk, Wild Magic Barbarian, Rogue/Ranger multiclass and myself. I see myself as the controller character using the Hound of Ill Omen and being the solo spellcaster but I wouldn't mind some damage spells either. My DM has blessed me with the options of using almost all of the metamagics so I am not limited by those. He has also given me a shadow sorcerer spell list which I can also take suggestions for. We stated I could swap them out for any Illusion/Necromancy spell but if a spell fits in the shadow theme my DM wouldn't mind so be open to any suggestion. Currently my spell list looks like this and I can change any of them.
Cantrips -
1st Level Spells -
2nd Level Spells -
3rd Level Spells -
4th Level Spells (I'm not level 7 yet but soon to be) -
Some choices I've been considering are
Also for the expanded spell list we were thinking Shadow of Moil/Great Invisibility.
Currently some spells I've been thinking of wanting are Shield, Slow, Hold Person, Tasha's Mind Whip, Chromatic Orb, Suggestion/Charm Person (RP Spell). Overall I'm open to any suggestions or advice. Thank you!
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2023.05.30 00:07 GSC-JATT Wheels specs help

Wheels specs help
Im contemplating on buying these Meister M1s, These are the specs:
Front: 18x10.5 +5 (R disk)(BBK Friendly) Rears: 18x11.5 +5 (O disk) Bolt pattern: 5x114
Its gonna be aggressive but is it possible on a non-widebody 300zx?
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2023.05.29 23:46 cmdr_scotty How do you determine max rpm for an engine?

Curious what is typically used as a rule of thumb for max rpm an engine can operate at (horsepower aside)
As for my instance, i have a 1987 Honda CRX engine that i finished rebuilding.
75mm bore x 86.5mm stroke
134mm rods (stock) with ARP rod bolts
(Note, rods on this era are thicker than 88+ d series rods)
Double valve springs + delta 272 regrind (sohc)
It really wants to keep pulling past 7000rpm and i could probably raise the rev limit above that, but curious how other people determine what's an acceptable redline when building an engine
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2023.05.29 23:39 Anonymiss313 Which minivan to get??

We currently only have one living child, but are hoping to have a total of 4 kids relatively close in age (~21ish months apart). I currently have a Honda CR-V and while it is okay for one kid, it is difficult to get his carseat out with the swing door, and there isn't much space if you need to fit additional humans in the backseat. We knew a minivan was in our future at some point, so we've started researching since my CR-V only has ~6,000 miles on it and has amazing trade in value. We're currently somewhere between a Honda Odyssey or a Toyota Sienna, but nobody in our family is a car person so we're stumped. Does anyone have a minivan that they love and would recommend for a (someday) 6 person family? Or a car that you would avoid? Thanks in advance!
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2023.05.29 23:26 MagmaticDemon I LOVE CHEESE, IT'S THE BEST FOOD NO CONTEST

Okay so i just need to start this by saying cheese is absolutely incredible, it's actually insane how good of a food it is overall. Cheese is like the only food that works with almost anything, it's so ridiculously versatile that not meals on average have cheese in them far far more often than not. It even works with straight up stupid combinations like one i saw the other day, "pear and cheese salad". It was just pear, cheese and mayonaise but supposedly it worked surprisingly well together (according to my sister who's quality of tastes vary greatly. I don't fully trust them truthfully). All the best foods also make great use of cheese as well, let me give you a few examples here: Spaghetti, Pizza, baked potatoes, mac-n-cheese, chicken alfredo, lasagna, cheeseburgers, and many many more. Don't even get me started on the various different cheese types and qualities such as: cheddar, swiss, feta, blue cheese, provolone, pepperjack, white cheddar, ricotta, brie, gouda and so many more as well. There are some people who just don't get it, some aliens perhaps that hate eating cheese on anything. I cannot understand them in the slightest, how can you not foam at the mouth when someone offers you a cheesy meal like mac-n-cheese? How do you eat hamburgers without cheese on them or eat sandwiches without any cheesy flavor? Insanity, truly.
Reminds me of a meme i once saw about southern american men gifting their girlfriends massive cheese wheels as a gift on dates, and they weren't appreciative!! WHAT? People need to get their fucking priorities straight, any sane person would prefer a cheese wheel over a ring or fancy dinner. Some people just don't understand true southern values and the amount of hard work that goes into fiddling cow nipples for some milk to make cheese with. They just don't get it. Fuckers are blind to the wonderful world of cheese and milk, they'd rather eat hot chips and drink tea and coffee. They're in their own world of darkness, unaware of the beautiful basting light of cheesy goodness. Okay maybe SOME of those hot chips have cheese but they don't even notice!! they eat chips that are so spicy that they can't even taste the fucking cheese so it doesn't count. I swear if one more person gives me another negative opinion about cheese, i'm gonna put holes in my wall. Many many holes, with my fists and with weaponry, even guns. Nobody insults my favorite fucking food, EVER. I play the game skyrim JUST because it has cheesewheels in it. I buy a house in the game and just explore the world collecting every single cheese object in the game and storing it in my house, i don't even play the game the way its intended or to progress the story, JUST CHEESE. A peek into my cheesy mind would make one simply go insane, they can't handle a reality as yellow as mine, the average brain is unable to accurately comprehend the true omniscient godliness of cheddar and swiss. I am enlightened, i am gifted with divine cheesy knowledge of the universe and it's most delicious food.
I sleep on a pillow padded with cheese, filled with cheese. I sleep on a water-bed and.. you guessed it, it's filled with cheese too of course. I even go as far as to wash my clothes in cheese sauce (no soap, it ruins the cheesy aroma). But if you thought it stops there, oh boy, you are sorely mistaken little one. I broke my leg one time, shattered the femur bone into a billion pieces and i had the surgeon replace my femur with a solid cylinder of hardened cheese, a massive concrete cheese pole, sturdy and built for walking. I am one with the cheese, i'm becoming cheesy, cheese-man they sometimes call me (no they don't, i just made that up). But hey did i ever tell you about the time i built a car out of cheese, FROM SCRATCH!? That's right, i shit you not, i built an entire car by hand entirely from cheese. The wheels were cheese wheels screwed on with carved cheese bolts and nuts, the motor was a standard piston motor made out of beautifully aged gouda cheese, and it didn't run on gasolinr either. What it ran on was a specialty type of cheese sauce (surprising i know) but it was a kind of cheese sauce that apparently they don't sell around here anymore so i can't drive my car anymore, yay. Also i made a second grave error that ruined my car, the gasoline tank was made of swiss cheese, i'm not sure uf you've seen swiss but its typically full of holes and you know, in hindsight maybe making my gas tank have millions of holes in it was kind of barely a slightly godawful idea perhaps. I was driving one time unaware of the disaster i had created and was currently driving on the road when suddenly i smelled an interesting yet stenchy odor. It hit me like a truck (the smell did, i didn't get hit by an actual truck, that part of thr story comes later on) but yeah i smelled a stinky cheesy aroma and like a smoky smell too? It smelled like someone was genuinely smoking cheese in my backseat, so i turned around and i kid you not, the back of my car was fucking flaming and my back cheese wheels were melting off. Let me tell you, there's no doubt about it, i almost shit my pants. But i'm not a pussy so i turned around and hit the emergency eject button to launch myself out through the sunroof in the ceiling of the car and i flew through the air probably miles high. I nearly got hit by an incoming plane (dipshit). Then i deployed my parachute i made in case of emergencies but damn i'm stupid as shit, i made the same mistake twice. My parachute was made out of swiss as well, all full of holes, so i started plummeting. I started panicking not gonna lie but i remembered something! My backup cheese slices! (I keep thousands of cheese slices in my right pocket just in case i get hungry while im out). So i ripped those bad boys open and started patching the holes of the parachute and you wouldn't believe me normally but im living proof since im typing this... I lived! I lived through that catastrophe, but don't get the wrong idea, it wasn't the cheese's fault, it was my own. I just don't want you getting the wrong idea about cheese, they're a good fellow.
Did i ever mention the time i accidentally crippled an elderly lady with cheese? So, funny story, i was setting up a hilarious prank for my friend (i don't have friends, i fully intended on crippling this lady) and i laid an extra slippery puddle of liquid cheese on the sidewalk when nobody was looking. Then i covered it in a thin layer of leaves, in hindsight that makes no fucking sense and basically anyone with half a braincell would notice the pile of leaves as an obvioud trap or pitfall, I'm just lucky the old lady is absolutely not intelligent like me. Anyways, i camp up in a nearby tree with binoculars and watch from afar while snacking on my tiny cheese cubes. I see this old lady, about yay high and covered from head to toe in floral patterns and colors that make me feel like im on a drug trip. She takes a few steps with her cane in hand before stepping on the cheese and man.. SHE WENT FUCKING FLYING BRO LMAO. That poor mf went skateboarding down a hill but using her face as the skateboard. I choked on a cheese cube from laughter and ended up spilling them all over the place, hate to waste them but that laughter was uncontrollable. All the nearby pedestrians rushed to help the old lady and i just started throwing cheese cubes at them for fun, hitting them in the head. I remember vividly one guy shouting, "WHO IN THE FUCK IS THROWING CHEESE CURDS AT MY FUCKING HEAD?" and then i threw one into his mouth-hole, he stopped yelling after that and kept his mouth shut. Anyways, after a day's work i went home and eventually i heard on the news that the lady broke all of her legs (she should get cheese femurs like me fr) and that they were putting a bounty on the head of the "Cheese Trapper" Kind of a shitty nickname but whatever, i'll take what i can get i suppose. God, i love cheese.
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2023.05.29 23:06 ei7024 Caliper bracket bolt stuck! Advice?

So working on my Honda CRV 2007 and was planning on changing the serpentine belt and tensioner pulley due to a rattling noise…in the process of removing the tire THREE wheel studs broke of so now I am trying to attempt removal of the wheel hub BUT one of the two caliper bracket bolts are stuck on TIGHT!!! I am using a Dewalt Max XR 1/2 inch impact wrench and seeing absolutely no movement. Used Pb Blaster to lubricate and no effect either. Ran the wrench on setting #3 for a minute multiple times with no luck.
My 3/8 breaker bar 18in broke in the attempt as well…so gonna try getting it replaced or exchanged for the 1/2 inch pro quality. Cheater pipe was a pvc since I don’t have anything else as a sub.
The only other tool I have is a mini torch but not sure if this is safe or if it will help.
On a side note do I NEED to raise the stake on the spindle nut prior to removal!? Or would an impact wrench work fine with little to no damage?
Using the following link as ref. knuckle_hub_wheel_bearing_replacement
Any and all advice will be appreciated!
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2023.05.29 22:44 AustralianChrono Chronologica's Drag Race Season 4: Episode 6- World Snatch Game

Chronologica's Drag Race Season 4: Episode 6- World Snatch Game
Light skin, dark skin, my Asian persuasion
Granny gives an expressive face, before twirling onto the floor with a wink and a smile as the judges grin.
Aguacate: “GRANNY?!”
Yeah, that sexy, sexy, sexy
Hideyoshi jumps around, landing into a split as he shimmies and shakes his body in furious fashion.
Strum me like a guitar, blow out my amplifier
Granny begins to exhale and inhale in an overly expressive fashion, playing a fake guitar as Chronologica chuckles.
I'm gonna feedback, feedback, oh
Hideyoshi flips into the air and lands into a death drop, before raising their hands in the air to cartwheel.
Jaslene Bangus: “Hideyoshi is doing… far too much. He can dance. Wow.” Jaslene shrugs.
When you hear some feedback, keep going take it higher
Granny points to the roof, and then signs a request for the people to turn up the song louder, before fist bumping in humorous fashion.
Feedback, feedback
Hideyoshi drops to the floor, as Granny crosses her hands and smiles as the song ends.

Granny Gorgeous, Shantay you stay.
“Thank you.” Granny looks at Hideyoshi with a smile. “I wish you well.”
Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
Hideyoshi sighs.
Thank you for showing your heart and soul. I wish you luck. Now… sashay away.
“I do appreciate you giving me this chance.” Hideyoshi clutches his chest. “Off I go.”
Hideyoshi laughs as he struts off. “Oh, I SWEAR if the third warlord WINS…”
Toyotomi Hideyoshi: “I do wish- I did a lot more than I did. But, I am happy to have fought, to have lived and did it.” Hideyoshi smiles. “Nobuna, I hope you feel proud.”
Lipstick Message: “Woo! What a journey. I wish you all the most slayful journey. Act defiant. CONQUER THE WORLD!”
~
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The racers walk into the werkroom.
“Hideyoshi!” Aguacate yells, frowning before smiling. “...Actually, I’m not sad.”
Granny Gorgeous: “I just lip synced for my life. And wow, that was… terrifying.”
“Woo! What a journey. I wish you all the most slayful journey. Act defiant. CONQUER THE WORLD!” Granny smiles.
Haja rolls her eyes.
Haja Hubiani: “Go fuck yourself, Hideyoshi.”
“Okay… and you’re gone, so how did that work?” Haja looks at the mirror.
“Facts.” Jaslene smirks.
Fiore giggles.
Everyone sits down.
“I do want to say, congratulations to my sister, Ms Fiore…” Jaslene smirks, as everyone claps. “For winning her first challenge!”
The racers clap, as Fiore giggles.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I feel so good. I knew I deserved this, but the validation was nice.”
“Totally agree.” Crayola smiles. “I did actually expect Ms Raiz to win though with the caliber she brought.” Crayola responds, looking at Yasmin with a smile.
Fiore looks annoyed.
“You being here has changed lives. I do think you were really, gorgeously baring your heart, and showing world power. You should be proud of yourself.” Crayola grins.
“Thank you.” Yasmin clutches her chest with a grin.
“It was great to see your queer joy.” Omari nods.
“For me, I wish I did win…” Haja shrugs. “But I did really enjoy what you delivered.”
Yasmin blushes.
Fiore Stravaganza: “Should I go walk into a ditch?”
“Why are you all so shocked that I won the challenge?” Fiore asks.
The others look awkwardly, as Jaslene smirks.
“I put together a great shoot, I look amazing, and truly… you’re underestimating me.” Fiore says.
Crayola shakes her head. “Well darling, we didn’t mean-”
“I know what you mean.” Fiore says, coldly.
Aguacate looks into the camera with a kooky face.
“I want to say- I’m here, and I hope you see me now.” Fiore smiles, with a hint of shade.
“We’ve always seen you girl, you’re gorgeous!” Zazu grins.
“Mhm.” Fiore gets up.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I am more than just gorgeous, I am Fiore Stravaganza and I am a superstar.”
“Those girls have no idea the power of us AE girls.” Jaslene says, as the two de-drag.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I, singularly, know what I can do, even if these girls don’t. They will underestimate me for the last time.”
“I’m so ready to keep showing them up. I-” Fiore smiles. “Mean us.”
Jaslene winks.
Fiore Stravaganza: “So know this. I’m coming… and they all… better watch out.”
“Period!” Jaslene yells.
Fiore Stravaganza: “This is the reign of Italy, and we’re not giving up.”
~
The Next Day, Yasmin starts handing out plates.
“Today, on the menu, was requested by Zazu…” Yasmin smiles.
“SALAD!” Zazu grins.
“...You asked for salad?” Jaslene looks at Zazu.
“I love a salad.” Zazu smiles. “Well, there’s a fruit salad, there’s a pear salad-”
“A pear is a fruit.” Omari chuckles.
“I know, but when you ask for a fruit salad, it’s not the same as a pear salad, you know?” Zazu nods.
Everyone looks confused.
“...I get it.” Aguacate fistbumps Zazu.
King Omari Star: “Not the fist bump.”
You’ve got drag mail!
Don’t be spectacular. Be SNATCHTACULAR!
“OH MY GOD!” Aguacate yells.
Yasmin drops her bowl. “YES!”
It’s Drag Time!
Hi Racers! This is it…
Racers, for this week’s challenge, it’s time for the SNATCH GAME!
Everyone cheers.
For this week’s maxi challenge, it’s time for you to put your celebrity impersonation skills to the test in the Snatch Game! Impersonate a favorite celebrity, show off your skills and MAKE ME LAUGH!
Aguacate: “I am so excited for this challenge. I know what to do, I know what I do well- and I am ready for this.”
~
The racers sit around the tables and start chatting.
“So, what are we all doing for the snatch gaaaame?” Aguacate asks.
“Well, I’ve decided I’m going outside of my child-friendly box.” Crayola says, with pride in her voice.
“How so?” Omari asks.
“I’m doing Elmo.” Crayola winks.
The others look at Crayola.
King Omari Star: “Oh lord.”
“Stepping outside your child-friendly box onto sesame street?” Omari winks.
“No!” Crayola chuckles. “I want to surprise people. It’s a take you can feel like will be at first, child friendly. But I want to shock with something unexpected. An X-rated take on it.”
“They’re gonna sue your ass.” Aguacate laughs.
“Noooooo!” Crayola chuckles. “My dear, you don’t get it.”
Crayola Boxx: “I feel like this is a smart approach. They may not see the vision, but I do. I feel comfortable and excited for this.”
“I am the one and only Nelson Mandela.” Omari grins.
Zazu gasps. “THE Nelson Mandela? He’s a sacred figure!”
“Didn’t stop your-” Aguacate starts before being shushed.
“This could be seen as controversial, but I believe all people can be parodied- and the real Nelson Mendela would take this with love and laughter. And I will be making prison jokes.” Omari says.
Zazu looks worriedly. “Are you sure you can do it well?”
Omari smirks. “Look at my drag and you can see the answer.”
Aguacate cackles.
“I have decided to do Betty White.” Granny smiles.
Aguacate looks into the camera.
Aguacate: “Must I say more?”
“Ms Raiz, you’re a comedian.. Who are you doing?” Aguacate purses her lips.
Yasmin takes out a big knife.
Aguacate screams.
“Padma Lakshimi, my deary-diddly-do!” Yasmin holds the knife in the air. “The top chef.”
Yasmin Raiz: “I am also a top chef.” Yasmin giggles. “JKDSNAMDNSAMDAS!!”
“This is fun.” Aguacate nods.
“Charlize Theron for me.” Zazu grins.
Aguacate makes another awkward face.
“I wanted to do a Pakistani Celebrity, but I’ve decided… Priyanka Chopra is a better option.” Haja says.
“I’m… a bit surprised at this.” Yasmin looks at Haja.
“How come?” Haja asks.
Yasmin makes a confused face. “She’s not the most Pakistani friendly. Her comments…”
Haja blinks twice before responding “I mean, let’s not get into geopolitical conflict.” Haja says. “It’s not worth it.”
Yasmin makes a face.
Yasmin Raiz: “Oh, she’s not politically active, clearly. Her face just went blank.”
“I think this is a good choice.” Haja responds. “And I want to show what I can do.”
“Okay..” Yasmin smiles awkwardly.
“So many good choices…” Aguacate grins. “I am doing Cantinflas.”
“Who is that?” Granny asks.
“ The ICONIC Mexican comedian. He is a big inspiration for my drag and I will be going absolutely crazy with him. He was a psychopath like me!” Aguacate grins.
Crayola Boxx: “I cannot tell if that is a joke or not.”
“Well, I cannot wait to see you all give your best.” Aguacate laughs.
“You didn’t ask me and Jaslene.” Fiore looks at Aguacate.
“Oh, pretty girls?” Aguacate winks.
“I mean, I am doing Super B, Bilma, from the 2002 hit movie Super B. Because I can play a ditzy, sexy, female heroine.” Jaslene looks over. “And I know how to do it well.”
Aguacate shrugs.
“And I’m doing Donatella Versace.” Fiore adds.
“So, pretty girls.” Aguacate laughs.
“And you’re doing someone ugly, like you?” Jaslene looks over.
Aguacate laughs.
“I know I can do this.” Fiore looks at Jaslene. “Donatella is a good choice.”
“I’m sure it is, babe.” Jaslene nods. “Let’s prac-”
“I think I’m going to focus solo for a moment.” Fiore smiles. “If that’s okay?”
“Oh yeah, sure.” Jaslene nods.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I am not leaving anything to chance this week.”
~
Chronologica goes to visit the racers.
Zazu Nova!
“Hiiiiiii!” Zazu waves.
How do you feel about the Snatch Game?
“Oh, this is going to be fun.” Zazu grins. “Is my thought.”
Who are you portraying?
“Charlize Theron aka one of my idols.” Zazu smiles. “She’s pretty, and I will talk about like how her mom killed her dad….”
Chronologica’s eyes bulge.
Zazu Nova: “Charlize Theron is a WARRIOR.”
But how are you going to make it funny?
“Well, I will have a strong…” Zazu talks. “South African Accent… and I will joke about my roles… and it will be fabulous.”
Okay, I don’t see it right now, but I want you to work on it, and really showcase how you can.
Zazu Nova: “I feel confident.” Zazu grins.

Fiore Stravaganza!
“Ms Logica.” Fiore smiles.
You won last week. Thus far, everyone who has won… has lip synced the following week. Do you plan on repeating this pattern?
“God no, I’m better than that.”
Chronologica chuckles.
Who are you doing for the Snatch Game?
“Donatella Versace.” Fiore smirks.
Tell me why.
“Because she is a diva. She’s blonde, she’s pretty, she’s rich, and she’s a little bit of a bitch.”
Chronologica grins.
“I also think she’s witty. She will respond and bite and reflect at this foolishness around her.” Fiore grins.
What is the foolishness here?
“Some of these girls are clowns.” Fiore shrugs.
I don’t think you’re entirely wrong.
Fiore smirks.
I want you to really keep driving on this bitchy, fun flair. I think it’s a smart choice, and I look forward to seeing it.
“Thank you.” Fiore nods.

Hello, Haja!
“Hi Chronologica.” Haja smiles.
Now, you’ve been really under the radar, thus far.
Haja nods.
Haja Hubiani: “Thanks, Chronologica.”
What are you going to do this week to show off?
“I am going to be Priyanka Chopra.” Haja nods. “It’s an excuse to show off me, and to be a famous actress.”
I’m surprised you’re not doing a fashion diva, or something fun- not what I expected?
“In a good way?” Haja winks.
Chronologica shrugs.
Haja looks slightly nervous.
I want you to know this week, I need you to do something. For good or bad, everyone else here has had a moment I can see shining. I’m going to need you to do really good.
Haja nods. “Okay.”
Good luck… and don’t fuck it up.
Haja exhales.
~
As they get ready, Yasmin turns to Aguacate and Crayola.
“I feel like this is going to be a fun snatch game.” Yasmin grins.
“I do really agree.” Aguacate smiles.
“Same.” Crayola nods. “For me, it’s an opportunity to show off another side of me.”
“Well, you know, I would’ve expected like Elmo, you’ve had a hand up you.” Aguacate looks at Crayola.
Yasmin gasps, as Crayola looks speechless.
“Aguacate, you can’t say THAT!” Crayola looks shocked.
Aguacate: “If you can’t deal with a fisti-” Aguacate looks into the camera. “How are you supposed to be a dirty Elmo?!”
“No, I do agree.” Aguacate nods. “Especially as this is a meaningful one for me.”
Yasmin and Crayola look surprised as Aguacate speaks normally.
“How so?” Crayola asks.
Aguacate's eyes light up, brimming with excitement. She takes a deep breath and begins to share her story.
"Well, you see, growing up, I had a special connection with Cantinflas." Aguacate grins, as if reflecting. "I used to watch his movies with my Abuelo, and it became our little tradition. Cantinflas had this incredible ability to make people laugh and bring joy to their lives, including mine."
“That is lovely.” Crayola smiles.
Aguacate pauses, before grinning. "You see, I come from a humble background. We didn't have much, and life wasn't always easy. But Cantinflas taught me that laughter could be a form of resilience, a way to rise above adversity. He inspired me to embrace my own unique quirks and use them to make others smile. And I cannot wait to show myself off and SLAY this.”
Haja shuffles in her seat nearby.
Yasmin Raiz smiles. "Aguacate, that's beautiful. Your love and admiration for Cantinflas shine through your every word. I feel the same about… cooking.”
Aguacate and Crayola turn to look at Yasmin.
"Cooking?" Aguacate raises an eyebrow. "Tell me more, Yasmin."
“Well, for as long as I can remember, cooking has been my ultimate form of self-expression. It's not just about creating delicious dishes; it's about infusing love, creativity, and laughter into every meal I make."
“I do love to eat, too.” Crayola giggles.
Yasmin smiles. "As I grew older, I realized that cooking allowed me to combine two of my greatest passions: comedy and food. I began experimenting with different flavors, textures, and ingredients, infusing dishes with unexpected twists and humorous presentations."
“So, where’s my invite to the dinner party?” Aguacate responds.
“Soon.” Yasmin smiles. “Padma Lakshmi is that. I feel excited to show it, and embrace it.”
“I love how…” Crayola beams. “We’re all so excited. We know we can do this, show ourselves and provide a fantastic snatch game.”
Haja Hubiani: “They’re all EXCITED. And I feel stressed. And…”
“I can’t do this.” Haja says to herself. “I’m out.”
Without another word, Haja walks out.
“...Okay?” Aguacate looks at the others.
“Is she okay?” Granny responds.
“Probably just needed a moment.” Crayola smiles. “We all do.”
Outside, Haja sits alone.
“I’m frustrated.” Haja talks to the camera. “I feel as if like, I feel like- I haven’t quite hit the mark. I know this is a big challenge. I want to show myself, I want-” Haja exhales, looking around.


"I thought... I thought someone would follow me." Haja whispers to herself, her voice trembling. She looks back at the door.. but the doorway remains empty.
Haja’s eyes well with tears. “Okay.”
Haja continues to look at the door as Aguacate’s laughter booms.


Haja looks at the door.



"I can do this." Haja mutters to herself. "I didn't come this far to give up now. I have a voice, a story to share, and I won't let my fears silence me."
Haja gets up.
“Challenge time.”
~
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2023.05.29 22:44 AustralianChrono Chronologica's Drag Race Season 4: Episode 6- World Snatch Game

Chronologica's Drag Race Season 4: Episode 6- World Snatch Game
Light skin, dark skin, my Asian persuasion
Granny gives an expressive face, before twirling onto the floor with a wink and a smile as the judges grin.
Aguacate: “GRANNY?!”
Yeah, that sexy, sexy, sexy
Hideyoshi jumps around, landing into a split as he shimmies and shakes his body in furious fashion.
Strum me like a guitar, blow out my amplifier
Granny begins to exhale and inhale in an overly expressive fashion, playing a fake guitar as Chronologica chuckles.
I'm gonna feedback, feedback, oh
Hideyoshi flips into the air and lands into a death drop, before raising their hands in the air to cartwheel.
Jaslene Bangus: “Hideyoshi is doing… far too much. He can dance. Wow.” Jaslene shrugs.
When you hear some feedback, keep going take it higher
Granny points to the roof, and then signs a request for the people to turn up the song louder, before fist bumping in humorous fashion.
Feedback, feedback
Hideyoshi drops to the floor, as Granny crosses her hands and smiles as the song ends.

Granny Gorgeous, Shantay you stay.
“Thank you.” Granny looks at Hideyoshi with a smile. “I wish you well.”
Toyotomi Hideyoshi.
Hideyoshi sighs.
Thank you for showing your heart and soul. I wish you luck. Now… sashay away.
“I do appreciate you giving me this chance.” Hideyoshi clutches his chest. “Off I go.”
Hideyoshi laughs as he struts off. “Oh, I SWEAR if the third warlord WINS…”
Toyotomi Hideyoshi: “I do wish- I did a lot more than I did. But, I am happy to have fought, to have lived and did it.” Hideyoshi smiles. “Nobuna, I hope you feel proud.”
Lipstick Message: “Woo! What a journey. I wish you all the most slayful journey. Act defiant. CONQUER THE WORLD!”
~
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The racers walk into the werkroom.
“Hideyoshi!” Aguacate yells, frowning before smiling. “...Actually, I’m not sad.”
Granny Gorgeous: “I just lip synced for my life. And wow, that was… terrifying.”
“Woo! What a journey. I wish you all the most slayful journey. Act defiant. CONQUER THE WORLD!” Granny smiles.
Haja rolls her eyes.
Haja Hubiani: “Go fuck yourself, Hideyoshi.”
“Okay… and you’re gone, so how did that work?” Haja looks at the mirror.
“Facts.” Jaslene smirks.
Fiore giggles.
Everyone sits down.
“I do want to say, congratulations to my sister, Ms Fiore…” Jaslene smirks, as everyone claps. “For winning her first challenge!”
The racers clap, as Fiore giggles.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I feel so good. I knew I deserved this, but the validation was nice.”
“Totally agree.” Crayola smiles. “I did actually expect Ms Raiz to win though with the caliber she brought.” Crayola responds, looking at Yasmin with a smile.
Fiore looks annoyed.
“You being here has changed lives. I do think you were really, gorgeously baring your heart, and showing world power. You should be proud of yourself.” Crayola grins.
“Thank you.” Yasmin clutches her chest with a grin.
“It was great to see your queer joy.” Omari nods.
“For me, I wish I did win…” Haja shrugs. “But I did really enjoy what you delivered.”
Yasmin blushes.
Fiore Stravaganza: “Should I go walk into a ditch?”
“Why are you all so shocked that I won the challenge?” Fiore asks.
The others look awkwardly, as Jaslene smirks.
“I put together a great shoot, I look amazing, and truly… you’re underestimating me.” Fiore says.
Crayola shakes her head. “Well darling, we didn’t mean-”
“I know what you mean.” Fiore says, coldly.
Aguacate looks into the camera with a kooky face.
“I want to say- I’m here, and I hope you see me now.” Fiore smiles, with a hint of shade.
“We’ve always seen you girl, you’re gorgeous!” Zazu grins.
“Mhm.” Fiore gets up.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I am more than just gorgeous, I am Fiore Stravaganza and I am a superstar.”
“Those girls have no idea the power of us AE girls.” Jaslene says, as the two de-drag.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I, singularly, know what I can do, even if these girls don’t. They will underestimate me for the last time.”
“I’m so ready to keep showing them up. I-” Fiore smiles. “Mean us.”
Jaslene winks.
Fiore Stravaganza: “So know this. I’m coming… and they all… better watch out.”
“Period!” Jaslene yells.
Fiore Stravaganza: “This is the reign of Italy, and we’re not giving up.”
~
The Next Day, Yasmin starts handing out plates.
“Today, on the menu, was requested by Zazu…” Yasmin smiles.
“SALAD!” Zazu grins.
“...You asked for salad?” Jaslene looks at Zazu.
“I love a salad.” Zazu smiles. “Well, there’s a fruit salad, there’s a pear salad-”
“A pear is a fruit.” Omari chuckles.
“I know, but when you ask for a fruit salad, it’s not the same as a pear salad, you know?” Zazu nods.
Everyone looks confused.
“...I get it.” Aguacate fistbumps Zazu.
King Omari Star: “Not the fist bump.”
You’ve got drag mail!
Don’t be spectacular. Be SNATCHTACULAR!
“OH MY GOD!” Aguacate yells.
Yasmin drops her bowl. “YES!”
It’s Drag Time!
Hi Racers! This is it…
Racers, for this week’s challenge, it’s time for the SNATCH GAME!
Everyone cheers.
For this week’s maxi challenge, it’s time for you to put your celebrity impersonation skills to the test in the Snatch Game! Impersonate a favorite celebrity, show off your skills and MAKE ME LAUGH!
Aguacate: “I am so excited for this challenge. I know what to do, I know what I do well- and I am ready for this.”
~
The racers sit around the tables and start chatting.
“So, what are we all doing for the snatch gaaaame?” Aguacate asks.
“Well, I’ve decided I’m going outside of my child-friendly box.” Crayola says, with pride in her voice.
“How so?” Omari asks.
“I’m doing Elmo.” Crayola winks.
The others look at Crayola.
King Omari Star: “Oh lord.”
“Stepping outside your child-friendly box onto sesame street?” Omari winks.
“No!” Crayola chuckles. “I want to surprise people. It’s a take you can feel like will be at first, child friendly. But I want to shock with something unexpected. An X-rated take on it.”
“They’re gonna sue your ass.” Aguacate laughs.
“Noooooo!” Crayola chuckles. “My dear, you don’t get it.”
Crayola Boxx: “I feel like this is a smart approach. They may not see the vision, but I do. I feel comfortable and excited for this.”
“I am the one and only Nelson Mandela.” Omari grins.
Zazu gasps. “THE Nelson Mandela? He’s a sacred figure!”
“Didn’t stop your-” Aguacate starts before being shushed.
“This could be seen as controversial, but I believe all people can be parodied- and the real Nelson Mendela would take this with love and laughter. And I will be making prison jokes.” Omari says.
Zazu looks worriedly. “Are you sure you can do it well?”
Omari smirks. “Look at my drag and you can see the answer.”
Aguacate cackles.
“I have decided to do Betty White.” Granny smiles.
Aguacate looks into the camera.
Aguacate: “Must I say more?”
“Ms Raiz, you’re a comedian.. Who are you doing?” Aguacate purses her lips.
Yasmin takes out a big knife.
Aguacate screams.
“Padma Lakshimi, my deary-diddly-do!” Yasmin holds the knife in the air. “The top chef.”
Yasmin Raiz: “I am also a top chef.” Yasmin giggles. “JKDSNAMDNSAMDAS!!”
“This is fun.” Aguacate nods.
“Charlize Theron for me.” Zazu grins.
Aguacate makes another awkward face.
“I wanted to do a Pakistani Celebrity, but I’ve decided… Priyanka Chopra is a better option.” Haja says.
“I’m… a bit surprised at this.” Yasmin looks at Haja.
“How come?” Haja asks.
Yasmin makes a confused face. “She’s not the most Pakistani friendly. Her comments…”
Haja blinks twice before responding “I mean, let’s not get into geopolitical conflict.” Haja says. “It’s not worth it.”
Yasmin makes a face.
Yasmin Raiz: “Oh, she’s not politically active, clearly. Her face just went blank.”
“I think this is a good choice.” Haja responds. “And I want to show what I can do.”
“Okay..” Yasmin smiles awkwardly.
“So many good choices…” Aguacate grins. “I am doing Cantinflas.”
“Who is that?” Granny asks.
“ The ICONIC Mexican comedian. He is a big inspiration for my drag and I will be going absolutely crazy with him. He was a psychopath like me!” Aguacate grins.
Crayola Boxx: “I cannot tell if that is a joke or not.”
“Well, I cannot wait to see you all give your best.” Aguacate laughs.
“You didn’t ask me and Jaslene.” Fiore looks at Aguacate.
“Oh, pretty girls?” Aguacate winks.
“I mean, I am doing Super B, Bilma, from the 2002 hit movie Super B. Because I can play a ditzy, sexy, female heroine.” Jaslene looks over. “And I know how to do it well.”
Aguacate shrugs.
“And I’m doing Donatella Versace.” Fiore adds.
“So, pretty girls.” Aguacate laughs.
“And you’re doing someone ugly, like you?” Jaslene looks over.
Aguacate laughs.
“I know I can do this.” Fiore looks at Jaslene. “Donatella is a good choice.”
“I’m sure it is, babe.” Jaslene nods. “Let’s prac-”
“I think I’m going to focus solo for a moment.” Fiore smiles. “If that’s okay?”
“Oh yeah, sure.” Jaslene nods.
Fiore Stravaganza: “I am not leaving anything to chance this week.”
~
Chronologica goes to visit the racers.
Zazu Nova!
“Hiiiiiii!” Zazu waves.
How do you feel about the Snatch Game?
“Oh, this is going to be fun.” Zazu grins. “Is my thought.”
Who are you portraying?
“Charlize Theron aka one of my idols.” Zazu smiles. “She’s pretty, and I will talk about like how her mom killed her dad….”
Chronologica’s eyes bulge.
Zazu Nova: “Charlize Theron is a WARRIOR.”
But how are you going to make it funny?
“Well, I will have a strong…” Zazu talks. “South African Accent… and I will joke about my roles… and it will be fabulous.”
Okay, I don’t see it right now, but I want you to work on it, and really showcase how you can.
Zazu Nova: “I feel confident.” Zazu grins.

Fiore Stravaganza!
“Ms Logica.” Fiore smiles.
You won last week. Thus far, everyone who has won… has lip synced the following week. Do you plan on repeating this pattern?
“God no, I’m better than that.”
Chronologica chuckles.
Who are you doing for the Snatch Game?
“Donatella Versace.” Fiore smirks.
Tell me why.
“Because she is a diva. She’s blonde, she’s pretty, she’s rich, and she’s a little bit of a bitch.”
Chronologica grins.
“I also think she’s witty. She will respond and bite and reflect at this foolishness around her.” Fiore grins.
What is the foolishness here?
“Some of these girls are clowns.” Fiore shrugs.
I don’t think you’re entirely wrong.
Fiore smirks.
I want you to really keep driving on this bitchy, fun flair. I think it’s a smart choice, and I look forward to seeing it.
“Thank you.” Fiore nods.

Hello, Haja!
“Hi Chronologica.” Haja smiles.
Now, you’ve been really under the radar, thus far.
Haja nods.
Haja Hubiani: “Thanks, Chronologica.”
What are you going to do this week to show off?
“I am going to be Priyanka Chopra.” Haja nods. “It’s an excuse to show off me, and to be a famous actress.”
I’m surprised you’re not doing a fashion diva, or something fun- not what I expected?
“In a good way?” Haja winks.
Chronologica shrugs.
Haja looks slightly nervous.
I want you to know this week, I need you to do something. For good or bad, everyone else here has had a moment I can see shining. I’m going to need you to do really good.
Haja nods. “Okay.”
Good luck… and don’t fuck it up.
Haja exhales.
~
As they get ready, Yasmin turns to Aguacate and Crayola.
“I feel like this is going to be a fun snatch game.” Yasmin grins.
“I do really agree.” Aguacate smiles.
“Same.” Crayola nods. “For me, it’s an opportunity to show off another side of me.”
“Well, you know, I would’ve expected like Elmo, you’ve had a hand up you.” Aguacate looks at Crayola.
Yasmin gasps, as Crayola looks speechless.
“Aguacate, you can’t say THAT!” Crayola looks shocked.
Aguacate: “If you can’t deal with a fisti-” Aguacate looks into the camera. “How are you supposed to be a dirty Elmo?!”
“No, I do agree.” Aguacate nods. “Especially as this is a meaningful one for me.”
Yasmin and Crayola look surprised as Aguacate speaks normally.
“How so?” Crayola asks.
Aguacate's eyes light up, brimming with excitement. She takes a deep breath and begins to share her story.
"Well, you see, growing up, I had a special connection with Cantinflas." Aguacate grins, as if reflecting. "I used to watch his movies with my Abuelo, and it became our little tradition. Cantinflas had this incredible ability to make people laugh and bring joy to their lives, including mine."
“That is lovely.” Crayola smiles.
Aguacate pauses, before grinning. "You see, I come from a humble background. We didn't have much, and life wasn't always easy. But Cantinflas taught me that laughter could be a form of resilience, a way to rise above adversity. He inspired me to embrace my own unique quirks and use them to make others smile. And I cannot wait to show myself off and SLAY this.”
Haja shuffles in her seat nearby.
Yasmin Raiz smiles. "Aguacate, that's beautiful. Your love and admiration for Cantinflas shine through your every word. I feel the same about… cooking.”
Aguacate and Crayola turn to look at Yasmin.
"Cooking?" Aguacate raises an eyebrow. "Tell me more, Yasmin."
“Well, for as long as I can remember, cooking has been my ultimate form of self-expression. It's not just about creating delicious dishes; it's about infusing love, creativity, and laughter into every meal I make."
“I do love to eat, too.” Crayola giggles.
Yasmin smiles. "As I grew older, I realized that cooking allowed me to combine two of my greatest passions: comedy and food. I began experimenting with different flavors, textures, and ingredients, infusing dishes with unexpected twists and humorous presentations."
“So, where’s my invite to the dinner party?” Aguacate responds.
“Soon.” Yasmin smiles. “Padma Lakshmi is that. I feel excited to show it, and embrace it.”
“I love how…” Crayola beams. “We’re all so excited. We know we can do this, show ourselves and provide a fantastic snatch game.”
Haja Hubiani: “They’re all EXCITED. And I feel stressed. And…”
“I can’t do this.” Haja says to herself. “I’m out.”
Without another word, Haja walks out.
“...Okay?” Aguacate looks at the others.
“Is she okay?” Granny responds.
“Probably just needed a moment.” Crayola smiles. “We all do.”
Outside, Haja sits alone.
“I’m frustrated.” Haja talks to the camera. “I feel as if like, I feel like- I haven’t quite hit the mark. I know this is a big challenge. I want to show myself, I want-” Haja exhales, looking around.


"I thought... I thought someone would follow me." Haja whispers to herself, her voice trembling. She looks back at the door.. but the doorway remains empty.
Haja’s eyes well with tears. “Okay.”
Haja continues to look at the door as Aguacate’s laughter booms.


Haja looks at the door.



"I can do this." Haja mutters to herself. "I didn't come this far to give up now. I have a voice, a story to share, and I won't let my fears silence me."
Haja gets up.
“Challenge time.”
~
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2023.05.29 22:39 bearseatbeets1414 Paint peeling in wheel well

Paint peeling in wheel well
Is there something I should do to prevent this paint from peeling on this rear panel? 2016 Honda Odyssey
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2023.05.29 22:37 Bean0Man0 Work in progress (high bolt speed or weak ejector?🤔)

Work in progress (high bolt speed or weak ejector?🤔)
Installed Aero adjustable gas block, this fixed the seemingly 11-12 o clock ejection pattern from initial overgassing issue, and will now for the most part reliably cycle, but the ejection pattern Is erratic. There’s also no brass deflector on the upper, would this make a difference in ejection pattern as well? Would a heavier buffer help slow bolt speed? Could the bolt be moving too fast for case to have time to eject, and instead bounce off the BCG? 308 BCA 20” rifle length.
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2023.05.29 22:34 Dizzy-Worldliness-94 Bolt pattern

What is the bolt pattern cause everyone seems to have slightly differing opinions on what it is I have a 2005 300c and I have a set of rims in 5x114.3 and I was told I will need to buy adapters
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2023.05.29 21:34 lSherlockl [WTS](USA-WI) NPO VSK94 W 9a-91 kit, KWA RM4 Magpul ERG, Agency Arms G17, FNX 45, JPC, Some entry level guns: GE GBBR AR15 Mlok, Matrix M4, SRS parts, Mini 40mm launcher, Misc & More

Hello!
large batch of cleanouts from me some freinds/teammates. I will do my best to get back to each and every one of you but this oils the largest listing I have done in quite some time. First come first serve if i don't hear a response within 24 hrs. I will move on to the next person in queue if there is one. Just trying to be clear and avoid any messes.
Prices DO Not include shipping and are all OBO unless noted otherwise. Not really interested in trades at this point well maybe (I have a odd interest in a m1919 ) but feel free to ask and or offer, but really cash is king. I can quote USPS, UPS, and FEDEX. Payments handled via PayPal and local pickup is a option in east central WI.
Most of the smaller items are Flexible and or I am willing to deal on if buying other stuff.

NPO AEG VSK 94 w 9a-91 kit
Pics: https://imgur.com/a/fQKSUhB
Sales overview: https://youtu.be/ypG28woLCXg
New never fielded NPO AEG VSK94 all stock, Includes the gun, Upgraded lightweight suppressor, 4 additional midcap mags (for a total of 5), conversion parts if you wanted to convert it to the 9a-91 (grip, upper reciever w folding stock, outer barrel, inner barrel, and barrel nut if running it without supressor and original manuals and documentation. This is a beautiful odd gun that is absolutely built like a tank all steel receiver with a hard phosphate coat same as the real deal. the VSK94 historically is/was used by the spetsnaz, fsb count4er terrorism units and other russian special forces as a 9x39 subsonic DMR as a easier to manufacture alternative to the likes of VSS. The 9A-91 primarily has seen use with Russian police forces. It is used as a cheaper and more versatile alternative to the SR-3M Vikhr
I did a video look at this gun in detail here: https://youtu.be/6Aop8yqT5Gc . Gun was shipped in parts from russia, so no original box, I assembled it and went over install and reviewed it as i went. I did also examine the gearbox as well while it was out of the gun. You can find a internal review here: https://youtu.be/7uyfZ__9r3Q
Asking $875 Obo for everything

KWA RM4 ERG Magpul edition
Pics: https://imgur.com/a/q6SIBzQ
Sales Overview: https://youtu.be/7AS_XO12oX4
This gun is used I have fielded it a few times but pretty low milage (i tend to collect more than I play).
Package include, Gun, 1x 30 rnd mag w/cutoff, 6x K120c's with cutoff, Leapers red/green dot, magpul backup rear iron sight, and original spring/recoil weight.
Internally
This gun is a blast to use, but it really wasnt getting the feild time from me over my other replicas so decided to sell it. Its a great PTW or "realistic" training type of weapon due to functioning bolt cutoff and that all mags can be locked to a realistic 30 rounds if desired, disabling the trigger after the last round fired and requiring you to hit the bolt release after changing a mag before you can fire again (note its not a GBBR the bolt doesn't actually blow back)
Asking $550 OBO


Agency Arm G17 Fatal 13 Build
pics: https://imgur.com/a/6P5y5ZM
sales overview: https://youtu.be/VOopPJtGkiU
This was a personal build fielded a few times, was really my fist deep dive into pistol building and stippling.
Includes
Build itselft is CNC aluminum G17/18 agency arms slide ported on the top. High pro sights, RMR replica (will include a new battery for it). Lightweight BBU, Guarder nozzle, Threaded aluminum outer barrel, stainless steel inner barrel lapped with a maple leaf bucking and ikey, increased dual recoil spring, Agency arms trigger, agency arms magwell. Custom frame work stippling done by your truly.
Asking $355 obo

VFC FNX 45 Tactical Pics: https://imgur.com/a/n8q4sL2
Sales overview: https://youtu.be/nGLHiVKC7mo
VFC FNX 45 tactical with original box 2 additional leak free mags (for a total of 3), spare backstrap, and 3 spare mag seals. used in good condition full stripped cleaned and relubricated before sale. picked it up as I had been wanting one for awhile, but then got bitten by the AAP bug.
Asking $165 obo

MODI/Flyee JPC Coyote New
pics: https://imgur.com/a/foZcnZe
MODI/flyee JPC size L in coyote brown brand new never fielded. decided I'm really just more of a chest rig guy. made from 500D ballistic nylon has a wide range of adjustment and has the proper rubberized webbing sort of material on the shoulder straps. Includes original closed cell foam plates.
Asking $65

Golden Eagle GBBR NIB
https://imgur.com/a/Eya0qn6
Selling this never been gassed or fired can be tested or chono'd on request. The GE GBBR system is a WA clone this means you can use WA upgrade parts (Which basically means GHK parts as they also run on the WA system). The receiver is Polymer but the hand guard and barrel are metal. The handguard is what they call the delta style which is sort of this interesting almost triangular shape see pics. From what I have heard these may not be the most amazing GBBR but are a fair base/entry into the GBBR world without breaking the bank with reasonable aftermarket part support.
evike link: https://www.evike.com/products/81101/ (its the delta mlok 13") if you want more details
Asking $175 OBO

Echo1 TROY TRX M7A1 M4 (7" variant)
https://imgur.com/a/pIyejic
Another Entry sort of gun metal upper and lower, was originally destined to be a custom build out for a team mate but ended up going another direction. comes with standard nicad/nimh and basic wallwort charger, personally i would still look to move over to lipo but its a starting point. Troy industries trades on the receiver sights etc. Interesting battery compartment/buttstock setup
evike link: https://www.evike.com/products/63918
asking $175 OBOSOLD

Matrix Raystar M4
https://imgur.com/a/6oR02Kc
New in box, selling for a freind. Stock was originally damaged in shipping and was replaced, original buttstock will be included as well but as mentioned is cracked.
Poly upper and lower comes with everything pictured. Interesting design on their flash mag I kind of like the larger pull tab. Not a whole ton to talk about its new and its a cheaper starting gun.
Asking $110 OBO

Cybergun Python .357 NIB (4" version)
https://imgur.com/a/dDxhg4D
Its a Co2 revolver not too much to say, unfortunately it is one of the hotter shooting variants shooting a quoted 380-410 FPS range with .2's. Comes with the 6 Shells and speed loader. New in box never used or fired.
here is product link if you need any more info https://www.evike.com/products/93884#pagetabs
Asking $75SOLD

M4 Short mags
pics: https://imgur.com/a/4adAUBI
70 rnd sort pmag clones with ranger plates and top covers.
asking $20 for the lot of 3 or $8 ea

SRS Project/Scrap Stock
https://imgur.com/a/HhPArrP
Was originally a tan stock used as a dye test for dying the nylon fiber a camo pattern and masking techniques. Then later was modified and material removed to test fitment of a CO2 reg into the stock. you still should be able to lock-on the stock plate or the spacers but you will be missing several of the latching or locking teeth on the sides.
Asking $10 OBO

Gate Aster V2 rear wired.
https://imgur.com/a/Odqb6zy
Not OEM packaing but brand new never installed comes with all the materials required to install
Asking $65 OBO

Compact Rail mounted 40mm Grenade Launcher
https://imgur.com/a/NzdMd9N
Evike link (visually explains it better as product shown out of pkg): https://www.evike.com/products/21995
Really more of a minimalist 40mm grenade shell holder picatinny mount. See evike link for more details on usage/installation options as I didn't want to open it for product photography.
Asking $20 OBO

LCT OD G3 Grip
https://imgur.com/a/ronpy55
Asking $8 obo

Hi Capa Mag bodies
https://imgur.com/a/wtpaeKQ
jsut the bodies themselves if you have a damaged or beat up one AW/WE in origin I believe, no valves or other parts included.
Asking $8 for the lot or $3 ea

Silverback Parts
https://imgur.com/a/j2CYfoI
Silverback Fast Hopup (right)
New unused Silverback Fast hopup for srs rotary style adjustment takes aeg buckings.
asking $35 obo

"SOFT AIR" SCAR springer
https://imgur.com/a/juQgNyK
yep lovely pretty plastic scar spring rifles brand new in box and yep not great, on the plus side I believe they take a standard AEG style mag, have 1 left available.
PRICE ill toss one in with any major purchase if you ask or $10 + shipping


HK 51 Extended outer barrel (believe it was designed for the CA series)
https://imgur.com/a/vOodtA0
14MM CCW its a extended outer barrel nuff said
Asking 12 OBO


Smaller Stuffs (desc should be on the image in the Imgur album)
Make offers here!
https://imgur.com/a/zemAXXF
Description QTY Price status
M4 Target Grip. basically PSG1 style grip for M4's 1 $12 SOLD
LBX Project Honor Camo/Sets. https://imgur.com/a/AYVcpOH Small combat Shirt x2, Youth Pant x1 (fit the wife) measured 30-32 waist $10ea or 18 per set or 15 for whats left OBO Small/youth set 30-33 waist via measuring SOLD SOLD SOLD
ACU UCP Unuforms, coat and kneepads https://imgur.com/U9dkEWB 2x Lg/long pants (34-36 i think), 2 lg/long shirts, 1x parka, 1x knee-pads/elbopads $ 15 per set or 9 per piece. parka $15 obo and knee-pads/elbopads $8 OBO for the lot
MISC Pouches and Gear Drop leg platform, bowman headset, longer smg type taco, 3 cell ACU mag pouch, black camo holster, 2x black holster, handcuff? pouch, Desert storm era Goggles (for looks I dont think i would trust them) $ ~2-4 Ea or make a offer Only handcuff pouch, left available
"China Camo" 1x MC set 32-34 waist has darts in it to enlarge not sure exct size but perhaps up to 36?, 1x desert camo forget the name 32 ish waist. 1x 32 Mossy oak pants. $ 8 per set or 4 per piece OBO


Freebies:
anything in THIS image https://imgur.com/F8lFh1J
also this nagant stock its plastic for a Co2 nagant 44 https://imgur.com/a/o4Xl5CQ free just cover shipping or bundle with anything else

whew there we go, and i do have permission to keep this separate from my services thread.
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2023.05.29 19:46 gaikravik Best Discounted Offer On FRAM Fresh Breeze Cabin Air Filter Replacement for Car Passenger Compartment w/ Arm and Hammer Baking Soda, Easy Install, CF10134 for Honda Vehicles

About this item:
VEHICLE APPLICATIONS: HONDA ACCORD; 2006-2015 HONDA CIVIC; 2012-2015 HONDA CROSSTOUR; 2007-2016 HONDA CR-V; 2005-2017 HONDA ODYSSEY; 2019-2022 HONDA PASSPORT; 2009-2022 HONDA PILOT; 2006-2014,2017-2022 HONDA RIDGELINE
  1. VEHICLE APPICATIONS CONT: 2007-2011 ACURA CSX; 2013-2022 ACURA ILX; 2007-2020 ACURA MDX; 2007-2018 ACURA RDX; 2005-2012 ACURA RL; 2014-2020 ACURA RLX; 2004-2014 ACURA TL; 2015-2020 ACURA TLX; 2004-2014 ACURA TSX; 2010-2013 ACURA ZDX; 2003-2022
  2. FILTER CROSS REFERENCES: BOSCH P3875WS; Honda (80219-SHJ-A01, 80292-SDA-407, 80292-SDA-A01); K&N VF2001; Purolator C35519
  3. EASY INSTALL: This cabin air filter is located behind the glove box and on average will only take 15 minutes to replace the old filter with a new filter
  4. FRAM Fresh Breeze cabin air filters are the only cabin filter built with Arm & Hammer baking soda combined with carbon embedded in the filter helping to take out and odors that enter your vehicle through the ventilation system
Buy Best Discounted Offer: https://amzn.to/3C2rRrS
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2023.05.29 19:38 InitialJuggernaut77 Honda odyssey vs Toyota sienna

Looking for a minivan. It's that time. Budget of 35k OTD (sales tax rate 6.5%).
Metro Atlanta Market.
I'm sensing that I can get about 1 model year and about 10k miles less on an odyssey than I can with a sienna.
Deal breakers:
Need heated seats (back problems) Need android auto Would like it to be CPO if possible Don't want a white car (don't ask lol)
Is the fabled rock solid resale value of Toyota worth the squeeze of having it be a year older and higher mileage for the same price?
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