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“Don't do that, this isn't your fault. You had no say in any of this. I did, I could have stopped this before it happened to you. I could have, should have done more.”
“When did your last period end?” I ask while rubbing my face, getting the last of the tiredness out.
Candy spread her legs as wide as they would go and tilted her pelvis up while aligning Carlos curved manhood. When she had girl-lube smeared all over and the foreskin and point of his prick edging into her hole, she said simply “push damn it!”
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“It’s another word for Chinese,” Lexi clarified.
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Ric starred at her dumbfounded while Yvette just smiled. “Sorry to shock you Ric . . . . I forget that you don’t have any sisters, so you’re probably not used to being around all this girly stuff. But, given your shock when I dropped my skirt, you may want to excuse me while I take off my blouse and change into something more comfortable?” As she said this she had already unbuttoned the top two buttons of the white garment and was headed for button number 3. Ric stammered something incoherent and beat a hasty retreat.
“No,” is all I say as she sits stunned.
“Jeez what’s your hurry?” he asked back, half laughing.
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"That still doesn't justify your reaction. The twins were making fun of me and I don't know if you tried to defend me or not, but when the time came to tell them why I deserved that badge, you didn't say anything. You just silently agreed with everyone else that I wasn't worthy enough," Ron interrupted her again.
“Yes Sir…” Hermione said her breaths coming in short gasps. Harry thought back to this morning when Hermione had taken it upon herself to make him cum, even though he could have done it himself.
“I was wondering if you were going to fuck me. I am not sure if I am ready to have someone fuck me. I was always taught that it was for people in love and I don’t know if you and I should do it. I am not sure.”
Tears prick in the corners of Bells eyes as she hears my words, and I realize that this may be the first time that she truly believed those words. She shuffles forwards to pull me into a cuddle, pressing her forehead against mine “Teddy?”
“You know it is, not like I can kiss anyone around here.”
“Yeah, all too well. My timing was also not right but I manage to allow Todd to pop my cherry. Barely three months into our relationship,” she say with a rueful expression. “The sex was not even very memorable, but then again I have no one to compare him to.’’
“Really? You’d suck another guy in front of me? God, that would be so hot! Which one? Ted, or Roger?” Marsha advanced.
My jaw dropped and my mouth opened wide; Terri and Sylvia had talked to each other about me and last night? What had they said to each other about me? I had not thought it possible the two of them ran in the same circles, yet the proof was there before me, undeniable and as solid as a rock wall.
I wouldn’t, couldn’t, and didn’t stop... I kept going; now nibbling and squeezing with even more intensity. I saw motion out of the corner of my eye and could just barely see her hips moving up and down just a tiny bit, in time with the intake of each breath she took.
until I looked down at my feet. I remembered how good my mystery lover was when he
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I made myself look hurt. “No way…!”
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"Who knows you better? Who knows what you like?" He asked and it suddenly hit me whether he was asking biased questions or not. Either way Jasmine was right for me and I decided to break up with Jessica but I couldnt just go and say "I found someone better than you Jessica...bye"
All those golden, tanned bodies. I was a boy, after all. Quite a normal boy.
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Before I started to have an orgasm, he pulled out of my ass and pulled off the condom, then entered my pussy.
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The feeling of each others’ touch was hauntingly familiar, and it wasn’t long at all before Craig warned his sister, and she allowed her own orgasm to wash over her before he met it with his.
"I know, and I want to find someone that will make me as happy as he makes you."
I led her inside and she took a seat on my bed. I sat down next to her and pressed my lips on hers. This time I was a little more aggressive and pushed my tongue into her mouth. She soon reciprocated. Instinct took over and I slowly eased her back onto the bed. Our bodies entwined on the bed and I was sure she could feel my hard on on her leg. Her hand went behind my neck as she held me to her.
Shortly the door opened and I was assured it was OK to come in.
"Ha ha, don't get all fired up, man. You can't go around fucking this hot
"Hey, maybe not!" I protested. "She said that I'm in good shape, her words."
‘Is she awake or asleep, for crying out loud?’ I thought, getting impatient. An idea hit me. ‘I know what I’ll do.’
"Now, can I explain a little of what happened today?" she asked, sitting him next to her on her bed. She folded her legs indian style and turned towards him, and seemed to settle in for a in-depth conversation.
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“What do you have in mind, even though I can clearly see where this is going.”
Mike leaned over and said, “There’s plenty where that came from . . . plenty. But let’s take a break and let me get you off. You really deserve it.” She smiled and licked her lips. What he wondered was whether she would be willing to suck off two or three guys at the same time, the next time they went out. Couldn’t wait to see three or four streams of hot cum all over those small breasts!
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"So get your own bath. I am not sharing." She pushed him out of the shower.
The second evening, staring at a screen that held no interest for her whatsoever, was enough. There was no way she could go through another mind numbing discussion about sprites or the vagaries of ‘random access memory’. To her, a Gig was somewhere a band played and bytes where something mosquito’s did.
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“OH MY GOOODDDDDDDD!!!! YYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!” They both screamed in body-racking orgasms as Jason felt streams of his cum pump out into her loosening pussy, his love juice filling her up and mixing with her own juices as they collapsed into an exhausted, sweaty embrace on the bed. They lay there exhausted, holding each other as they tiredly gazed into each other’s eyes. As they caressed each other, Jason finally spoke.
“Do what?” Rob asked, pretending ignorance.
“Aaron? Do you remember earlier today when everybody was in the kitchen and you, Molly and I were on the couch having it off?”
“Look what mom bought me!” Tiffany shouted excitedly, prancing into the room. She was wearing a pink, see-thru teddy, just like her mother’s black one. The flimsy material lay across her breasts, leaving nothing to the imagination. Her nipples made double-tents, and the thin cloth was draped over them as if her fat, hard nipples were the only thing holding the garment up. Her bald cunt was visible thru the pink material and it was barley long enough to cover her ass checks. If she bounced when she walked, like she was apt to do, she would flash her ass and pussy!
"Oh fuck it," he said. "OK I'll do it."
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I stood there looking at his cock. The tip was swollen and the urethra was thick. At least he wasn’t huge. That would make it a little easier.
"Alright good," Emily walks in the direction in which we came from.
“You think that he would be open to a long-term relationship with me?”
“Good. Because I need you.”
While she thought that was a bunch of bullshit, she also wasn’t going to look a gift horse in the mouth, so she kept quiet.
Deana pointed. "Go."
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As she slowly came down from her orgasm she fell over onto the floor and just lay there for a minute, cuddled up with her hands still working her nubs vigorously. Once she had fully recovered enough for coherent thought she realized that she needed to clean up and get back over to her couch. She looked up at Scott’s receding cock and saw that she had not left any juices at all on his glowing skin. She felt a pang of sadness as his cock finally shrank enough to disappear back through the slit on his boxers. She shuffled over to her side of the room and picked up her bra, deciding to put it on and take of the shirt she had been wearing.
Half an hour later, I found myself in a quandary.
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Gerard picked himself up with the grace of a wounded chimp. He held out both fists like some cliché movie and I smiled at him. My fist slammed into his temple so hard that his stupid, empty little eyes and his breath left his body. I don’t know how bad I hurt him, but he didn’t get up again. Two of his friends shoved their way through the crowd and sprinted forward. One caught Gerard and the other came after me. Three hits: one to the stomach, the next to the lower sternum (I heard the small extension of the bone snap under my fist) and the last to the jaw. That one went down licking his wounds and groaning as the last one came forward cautiously. I hit him so fast that most of the people around us didn’t see the punch fly. The only thing they saw was the groan of the unconscious boy as he fell backward, a red mark forming on his right eye. Maria screamed and fell to her knees sobbing. I stood there with a calm look on my face, flipped her off, said something about cheating, and walked through the crowd toward my home.
“They weren't too rough on you dad were they?” I asked.
“You should let me help,” I said.
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“I don’t know if you’re mad at me,” I said point-blank.
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He knee was right up against her crotch as he scooted down to lick her on the tummy. She gasped as her muscles tightened up and she tossed her head to the side. He could smell a definite feminine odor come from somewhere near where his nose was and he was dying to find out where it was emanating from. She wiggled her hips in her reaction to his tickling tongue on her tummy muscles and she spread her legs out wide to receive the pressure of his knee.
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"Confidence is definitely sexy." She agreed. "And passion: I love it when a guy has something interesting that he just lives for."
“We can talk about this later. For now, please take the quiz,” Mrs. Li insisted.
Then she silently hooked her thumbs in to her panties and lowered them to the floor. As she stood I could now clearly see the little triangle of hair pointing to heaven.
“You did all this?” Guillermo asks.
"Now put your hand around it like the grip on a handlebar and go up and down. "
You let her continue what she is doing and feel her hand go higher on your thigh and it doesn’t take long before her fingers brush against the lump in your pants. Her fingers unbutton your pants and pull the zipper down, and her hand slides in our underwear. Her fingers close around your cock and move up and down as she smiles devilishly at you. Your breathing gets heavier with the increasing pleasure she gives you, but so far none of the other kinds in the bus notice what is happening. Emily puts her head on your shoulder as she jerks you off.
I walked over to the bathroom in my room and took a quick shower, making myself look presentable before heading down the stairs. I turned into the foyer as my mom was coming out of my parent’s room. “Morning,” she said, as we walked into the kitchen.
Miss Shala led her from the main halls, outside, then back in to the dormitories. She placed the skeleton key into door number 111 and unlocked it. The door opened and inside was an amazing four-post bed, all solid oak and dresser with vanity and armoire to match. Katie placed her suitcases down near the bed and looked around. The bed was fully made and there seemed to be a stack of uniforms already in the dresser. A large wooden desk occupied a corner of the room complete with very real-looking pens and stationary. Along with a laptop computer. There were towels lined up by a door – Katie could hardly believe it – to her own bathroom! This place was amazing to say the least.
"Why are you two naked?" dad finally managed to ask and looked as embarrassed as we were.
In our haste to find a secluded spot, we ended up on the other side of town, and as if that didnt help we were caught in rush hour, great. When we finally got back home it was around 5:45; dad was setting up trays all over the place when we walked in. I hid the cum stained shirt from his view as we acknowledged each others presence and went upstairs to our respective rooms. We had some time to kill before the concert, so we played Wii Sports in her room. I was really whooping her for a while so I decided to make her a proposal.
The fairy bites her lip. “I hope I’m not overstepping here but do you usually drink this much?”
"Baby... I'm so sorry." Tyler pleads as sincerely as he can. "I promise you things will be different." His hands go up to her face, cupping it up to him. "My heart breaks when I think about how I've treated you. I never realized until now that I had such an amazing girl in front of me this whole time."
I vibrated even more and felt her breasts rubbing onto my chest nonstop. Then I broke eye contact and felt just about every inch of my body feel wet. My hands stayed in their positions, but I found myself squeezing her cheeks a little harder after every thrust of her hand.
"That is not what I understood you to be telling that specialist last night. Nevertheless, you -- or others -- will need to consider this if you wish to have a future generation to perform your funeral rites. It further complicates matters that we are only barely physically compatible."
“And what have you come up with?”
“I fell in love with him the moment we met,” I told her. “My feelings for him run so deep. I've never felt that way about anyone. I thought I loved Mike, but I didn't, not really. I was just used to him. He took my virginity and I convinced myself that I must love him. Why else did I allow Mike to sleep with me? I confused lust and love and when the lust faded, there was just inertia holding us together.”
She collapsed on top of me and we fell asleep together with my dick still inside of her.
“I’m not running around your neighborhood naked!” Bella demanded.
Lee too was moaning as he felt her tight grip on him with every stroke, the others were tight but Kim had that natural first time never been stretched before tightness that felt so good.
That earned me a nice jab to the side and a smirk from her.
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“Where was she going tonight? Your mother never goes anywhere.”
How had I been so stupid. There had been so many countless indicators, her smaller size, her scared eyes, her different scent and taste, her shaved pubs, her tight pussy, hell even the orientation and feel of the room had been off. It was not Desma I had raped in the dark, it had been her younger sister, Kesha.
“Um, no actualy”, she said, looking me straight in the eyes. “Im your neighbor!”
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"Just forget about it, I was about to take my sleeping pills and then I heard you walking towards my room so I just acted like I was sleeping and I wanted to know how you made love to me while I was sleeping."
Kelly looked back at me, examining my state of dishevelment. “I’ll find her, mark my words little brother.”
"Is your Mom home? We want to visit for a while," Mrs. Donna greets me. Amy is forcing herself not to look me in the eye. She still must be embarrassed from last night.
"Oh, Susie, you're gonna get a big load this time. Get ready."
When Sally's tongue forced open the smooth, plump flaps and went into her inflamed vaginal groove, Candy knew she'd been cheating herself using her fingers. The only thing that kept her from screaming was the fear of waking their mother. She squeaked and let out a long muffled moan as she lifted up on her elbows. She needed to see what Sally was doing to her. Her sister's blue eyes peered at her and twinkled, then she went to work. Her lips, tongue and fingers blended into a collage of pleasure between Candy's legs. She gasped and bit her lip. The pressure building inside wouldn't be contained for long. It was a force greater than her years on Earth allowed her to comprehend.
“Whoa there stud,” she said with a surprised, no shocked, look on her face. “You’re really serious about this girl, aren’t you?”
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2023.03.26 00:41 largelyinaccurate NYT opines on Cousin Greg

His grandfather could pass and, despite saying he would disown Greg, may have kept him in the will which would give him a controlling interest in Waystar. A game changer.
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2023.03.25 22:18 A_Vespertine A Strange Planet

The two strange beings staring out at one another from across the temperate grassland were evolutionary cousins, both descendants of the long-extinct progenitor race of Homo sapiens primaevus. Ironically, only the least human of the pair was aware of that.
His name was Telandros, though he normally neither spoke nor thought in a phonetic language. The only parts of him that were ‘biological’ was a brain more than thrice the size of an ordinary human’s and some auxiliary tissues, and these cells were comprised of synthetic XNA helixes that were vastly more complex and information-dense than DNA or RNA. Perpetually self-correcting and self-optimizing, both his psyche and flesh had persevered for thousands of millennia, and could easily survive for thousands more. The rest of his body was a polymorphic biomechanoid made of nigh-indestructible exotic matter, currently configured into the relatively traditional form of a four-limbed theropod.
His exterior was covered in a coat of iridescent, silvery filaments, each one fully prehensile and fractally branching off into smaller prehensile filaments, going all the way down to the molecular level. His large brain and other essential components were soundly secured within his ellipsoid torso, allowing his 'head' - which was actually just the end of his forwards facing tentacle - to be dedicated solely to an array of sensory apparatuses. His ‘face’ was composed of a rotatable, dilatable ring of six elliptical eyes, with multiple sets of air intake valves that were able to analyze the local atmosphere. His forelimbs, which moments ago he had used as wings to soar across the sky, were now a sprawling mangle of branching tentacles, whereas his hindlimbs were held together much more tightly to serve as legs. His tail, though currently only being used for counterbalance, could be repurposed into a third leg or extra arm in a jiffy if he needed it.
Mighty posthuman though he was, much like an ordinary human, Telandros couldn’t actually recall the early years of his life. Superfluous information was routinely condensed and pruned, and at some point over the aeons, his creation and nascent existence had been reduced to mere declarative memory as impersonal as anything else in his mental encyclopedia. While he had never been to Earth before, he knew that his ship, the Forenaustica, had originated in Sol. His crewmates had been star-hopping from one solar system to the next, spending decades to centuries studying each one before moving on at near-light speed. Eventually, they had circumnavigated the entire galaxy and returned to Sol.
They were first greeted by the Star Sirens, a very ancient race of microgravity-adapted transhumans that were said to date back nearly to the beginning of humanity’s expansion into outer space. Conservative even by immortal standards, they had changed little in all the time that the Forenaustica had been gone. Like sharks and crocodilians, the Star Sirens viewed themselves as already perfect and beyond any need to evolve further.
While a race of early transhumans that was still counted among the genus Homo may have seemed primitive to Telandros, they were still the most numerous race in Sol or any other star system with a permanent human presence, and all must yield to their authority as mistresses of the skies. Their success was a testament to the importance of initial conditions in the history of spacefaring civilizations. Had Telandros’s race come first, they would have easily outcompeted the Star Sirens before they could have gained a foothold in the cosmos. But the Star Sirens had capitalized on their first-mover advantage, and now the mermaids the ancient bioengineers had turned loose would rule the stars forevermore.
It had been the Star Sirens who had given Telandros – along with his ship and crew – their phonetic names. They were also incidentally the reason he was now called a ‘he’ at all. Telandros, of course, had no sex chromosomes, no reproductive organs, and no psychological or social gender. But to the Star Sirens, all men were foreigners, and at some point in their culture’s history, all foreigners had become men by default, so that’s what they put on his visa.
While the Star Sirens may have treated the crew of the Forenaustica as coldly as they would any outsiders, they escorted them to Mars without a fuss, where they were treated to a much warmer welcome.
Telandros had been delighted to find that Mars was now a sprawling ecumenopolis. In the low gravity and thin atmosphere, pressurized skyscrapers made of imperishable materials that averaged over a thousand stories high had gradually accumulated to the point that they now blanketed the once-red planet and housed trillions of sapient beings. It was so vast, that the planet’s average temperature was kept above freezing simply by the city’s waste heat, hundreds of thousands of terawatts beamed to them from the Dyson swarm of solar collectors that had once been Mercury.
The Martians themselves were much like Telandros’ own people; a well-ordered Technate of demi-godly posthumans with a Saganian love of science and reason. They welcomed them home as prodigal sons, eager to learn of their long expedition and celebrate their courage and scientific spirit. Telandros happily spent his first few hundred days on Mars telepathically exchanging higher-dimensional semantic graphs with the hyper-intellectual elites, or soaring amongst the literal skyscrapers through the rarified atmosphere. He didn’t dare to dive too deep, however, for the fetid abyssal depths were long-neglected and were perilous for civilized beings to explore.
While Mars may now have been the heart of human civilization, the Earth would always be its cradle. Though Telandros fully intended to spend the bulk of his planned centuries in Sol on Mars, when the planet once again came into alignment with Earth, he decided to spend the next couple of years paying it a visit.
Earth was a strange planet, though in fairness it always had been. History that bordered on legend said that the first humans had once reached a population of around ten billion, but over centuries and millennia of low birthrates and high emigration to the exponentially growing numbers of idyllic centrifugal space habitats or Venusian cloud cities, the population eventually fell to under two billion and remained there. Most of Earth was a nature preserve, its climate and ecology now ironically kept in an unnatural stasis by its sapient population, who lived minimally disruptive lives either in self-sufficient city-states or rural homesteads.
The posthumans of Mars had not spoken highly of the locals, considering the (relatively) near-baseline transhumans who required an intact ecosystem to survive and prosper to be little different from the rest of the wildlife. To them, Earth was an undeveloped back-water, and kept so by a sense of posterity and sentimentality that their utilitarian minds found difficult to comprehend.
Telandros however had found the Earth folk eccentrically diverse in body and mind, a pleasant change from the insufferably homogenous and conformist Star Sirens he first met. Though they were simple by his standards, they at least didn’t think of him as a god or demon as some primitive aliens he had encountered on his travels had, and he generally found them accepting and helpful.
The vast nature preserves he visited were not completely unpeopled, but were home to indigenous tribes of techno-primitivist. One such tribe of genetically engineered Goliathans roamed the plains and woodlands, herding mammoths and terror birds, eschewing any technology other than what they could make with their own hands or the nanite symbiotes in their bodies. The men stood over eight feet tall and had strength enough to deadlift several tonnes, and feared not even the most ferocious of beasts. They were noble savages who used their superhuman intellects solely to philosophically justify their lives as noble savages, and Telandros had found them even more insufferably self-righteous than the Star Sirens.
But the being in front of him now was not one of the techno-primitivists. It was simply a primitive.
The creature was slight of build, though its torso was pear-shaped with strong gluteal muscles, and stood upon three-toed, digitigrade feet. It was only about half as tall as the Goliathan men, but seemed unlikely to be a pygmy relative. However, its dusty blue skin and silvery white hair were enough to mark it as a genetically modified being, even if that modification had occurred countless generations ago. It possessed pointed, articulated ears held high in attention, and its large, cat-like eyes glowed with a soft eyeshine in the evening light. It curiously sniffed the air with a large nose, which – when combined with its enlarged upper lip – gave it a noticeably rodent-like appearance. Most curiously of all, the thick, badger-like claws on its hands suggested that they were intended for digging, not tool use.
A quick analysis of the DNA particles floating in the air confirmed Telandros’ suspicion that the creature did in fact belong to the genus Homo, but a scan of its anatomy revealed its brain to be around seven hundred cubic centimeters in size; twice the size of an average chimp’s, but barely half that of a baseline human. Was this a species of human that had been engineered for lower intelligence, to the point of being sub-sapient? An utterly nihilistic and misanthropic concept, to be sure, but Telandros couldn’t deny that the results were at least scientifically interesting.
The creature let out a high-pitched yipping sound, and several others of his kin cautiously poked their heads out from over the tall grasses to examine the strange, shiny terror bird that was trespassing in their territory. One of the females had a miniature version of the creatures riding upon her back, one with a sloth-like body plan and disproportionately large head and ears, its long claws interlocking upon her clavicle. Telandros naturally assumed that it was an infant, and didn’t bother to examine it any closer.
Instead, he checked the up-to-date encyclopedia he had downloaded for any information it might have on the strange beings. He immediately found that they had been given the seemingly endearing name of Knollings and were descendants of some of the earliest eco-sapiens. These had been primitivists who had opted for genetic modifications to minimize their ecological footprints. Unlike the Goliathans, who had prioritized their own survival and well-being when redesigning their bodies for a stone age lifestyle, the eco-sapiens had wanted to have as little impact on the natural environment as possible. This meant not only making themselves smaller, but altruistic enough that they would willingly endure the sacrifices their lifestyle demanded of them for the benefit of an abstract concept of nature that could never consciously appreciate it. Their altruism eventually led to them becoming completely eusocial, and their utter dependence on their tribe – along with the demands for conformity – had actively selected against high intelligence. Electively cut off from civilization, they were at the mercy of natural selection, and over the aeons, their full sapience had been lost.
Tragic, but at least not atrocious, Telandros thought. He saw in his encyclopedia that they did still possess a simple language with a few hundred short words, which they would compound together when that vocabulary proved inadequate. The precise and information-dense phonetic languages of the other transhumans Telandros had met already seemed like oversimplified baby talk to him, but he supposed he could give this a shot as well. He carefully constructed the simplest semantic graph in his mind that still conveyed what he wanted, and vocalized it into the Knollings’ language.
“Hoot! Good-hoot! Very-good-hoot at sun-bye! Am far-man! Far-man go very-far in black-sky! Far-man go all around big star-family and see very many stars! Far-man come home after big-time! Far-man like new-things! You new-things to far-man! Trade stories with far-man? Hoot!”
The Knollings stared silently at him for a moment before exchanging confused glances with one another. They had never heard a terror bird talk before, he assumed, but they also lacked the intellectual capacity to be astonished by such a thing.
“What?” the first of them finally barked back.
Telandros hung his head in resignation. Productive communication between himself and the Knollings was likely not possible. As he wondered if one of the Goliathans might be able to serve as an interpreter between them, the baby babbled something that he didn’t bother to translate. His packmates, however, heeded the command and all turned their backs to Telandros in unison, dropping to all fours and scampering off through the tall grass.
Not wanting to let this unexpected opportunity pass him by, Telandros sprinted off after them in pursuit. He switched his focus to his infrared vision so as not to lose them in the grass, though they proved to be not much warmer than the surrounding environment. Keeping his distance and stooping well below the grass so as not to alarm them, he ran along the ground as silently as an owl in flight.
He watched as the Knollings all formed into a single file, then disappeared down a large tunnel into the earth. This was no doubt the warren that they had dug with their own claws, and according to his encyclopedia, there would be dozens to hundreds of Knollings spread throughout an extensive network of tunnels and chambers. Telandros retracted his limbs and elongated his torso to adopt a more weasel-like profile and slunk down the tunnel, eager to see the great Knoll Hole for himself.
He had been prepared to use his infrared and sonar sensors to view the warren, but to his surprise, he saw a glimmer of blue light twinkling just up ahead. Upon closer inspection, he saw that it was a log with large bioluminescent mushroom caps growing out of it, its placement suggesting that the Knollings were using it as a lamp. The regular placement of other such mushroom logs throughout the tunnel seemed to confirm this hypothesis, and soon Telandros came upon a chamber that was completely awash in the soft blue glow. Peeking his head inside, Telandros saw an immense and orderly stockpile of the logs, alongside storage niches filled with picked mushroom caps by themselves. He realized that the Knollings must have been farming the mushrooms for food and light, and most likely the shiny beetles he saw feeding on the rotting wood as well. This was likely a holdover from their eco-sapien days, and it made him wonder what other more complex behaviours these lowly creatures might still retain.
A pair of Knollings in the chamber spotted him immediately and began yipping, a warning cry that was echoed by a hundred other voices throughout the warren as they dashed off down another tunnel. Telandros could tell that they were heading towards some kind of large, central chamber, something he was determined to see with his own eyes before returning to the surface. Swiftly, he pulled himself along like some lizard chasing burrowing rodents, or at least that’s surely how he seemed to the Knollings. Soon the tunnel ended, dropping him into a vast subterranean cavern that had been dug out by claw generation by generation. A shaft of crepuscular light beamed down from the surface through a ventilation chimney, beneath which lay a hand-dug well that provided the Knollings with their water, and a hearth they kept for fire. Dozens of the Knollings had assembled in the central chamber, and all had gathered around a singular, venerated figure; their queen.
She wasn’t hard to spot, being not only larger than the others but taller as well – nearly as tall as a baseline human woman. It seemed that most of the Knollings were neotenic, never experiencing full puberty unless selected to breed. Only one female could breed at a time, and she dedicated herself fully to the responsibility. She was surrounded by a harem of several breeding males and wet nurses who cared for the offspring she produced.
The entire colony hissed and screeched at Telandros, trying to drive him off. One male, armed with a flint hand-axe virtually indistinguishable from one his Homo habilis forebearers might have used, leapt towards Telandros and struck him with it. The stone shattered to pieces, leaving his hand bleeding and Telandros utterly unscathed. Two more males tried attacking him in this manner, and experienced identical results.
The cries of the Knollings became increasingly panicked at this development, while Telandros remained utterly unperturbed. His attention was instead on one of the wet nurses and the infant suckling at her teat, an infant that did not look like the small being he had seen earlier. Puzzled, he surveyed the central chamber in its entirety, eventually spotting three of the large-headed, large-eared little ones seated in a circle of mushrooms that sprouted directly from the ground rather than from a log. All three were looking at him with a keen gaze that seemed more acute than what a Knolling should be capable of, let alone an infant.
Checking his encyclopedia once again, Telandros was startled to find that these small members of the warren weren’t infants or even juveniles, but rather shamans of the Gaia Trees.
The Gaia Trees were plants that had been engineered to be biological server hubs, and communicated with each other and more traditional internet cables through genetically modified and nanotech-enhanced mycelial networks. The mycelium also allowed them to communicate with the roots of other plants, shepherding their behaviour and continuously managing and optimizing the world’s biosphere. While this network was technically just a subset of the multi-layered noosphere that enveloped the Earth, the techno-primitivists revered the Gaian Overmind as their goddess. The Goliathan shamans were confident in their ability to interpret omens from her, but as far as Telandros had been able to tell, it was all superstitious nonsense.
But this was different. The fairy ring that contained the Knolling shamans was unquestionably an outgrowth of the Gaian mycelial network. Their luminescence waxed and waned in a deliberate pattern, and when the shamans placed their palms upon the mushroom caps, Telandros could detect electrochemical signals being exchanged between them.
He realized then that he had been wrong about these simple people. They had not sacrificed sapience and civilization to an abstract and indifferent concept of nature, but rather to an ecotechnological embodiment of her, and it was a sacrifice that had not gone unappreciated. The Gaian Overmind had shepherded these people’s evolution, sparing the intellect of the shaman caste so that they would have someone able to interpret her will for them. Even if most of them had the minds of toddlers, rationality and intelligence were never what their ancestors had truly valued about being human. Living as harmoniously as possible with nature and one another was what the eco-sapiens of old had valued above all else, and that was what their descendants now had.
And there was nothing tragic about that at all, he realized.
“Good-hoot, far-man!” one of the shamans greeted him in a high-pitched voice, the rest of the warren falling silent at the sound of his revered voice. “Big-mans no come to Knoll-hole, but you strange-man. You no know good-ways. You dummy-dumb, but Gaia say you spoke true of flying through stars. Stars very high, but very small. Gaia big, far-man! Gaia protects Knollings! Leave Knoll-hole, and we forgive bad-ways! Stay, and Gaia curse you! All things Gaia touches will be far-man enemies! Choose now, far-man!”
Though it amused him that the Knollings thought of him as stupid, given his earlier botched attempt at oral communication, he decided that it was better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open his mouth and prove it.
Instead, he placed his left forelimb onto a nearby log and extended his microscopic manipulators into the dead wood to draw out the carbon. Holding his forelimb high for all to see, he rapidly began assembling the carbon molecules into a stylized diamond figure of their sacred mushrooms. He intentionally designed its lattice to make it phosphorescent, so that it would always glow with the same light as the real things. When the idol was complete, and still hot in his hand, he delicately placed it within the fairy ring for the shamans to examine.
While the other Knollings – even the queen – gawked on in fear and wonder, the shamans knew through their bond with the Gaian Overmind that such a thing was not only possible but common among the civilized peoples. Each shaman inspected the offering one by one and, in turn, nodded their approval.
His peace offering accepted and his curse averted, Telandros bowed graciously before shooting up the chimney overhead. Launching himself straight into the air, he resumed his aerial theropod form and continued soaring across the grasslands. He meant now to study the Gaian Overmind in more detail, eager to discover what other unexpected interactions it might have with the ecosystem and its people. Earth truly was a strange planet.
But in all fairness, it always had been.
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2023.03.25 22:10 A_Vespertine A Strange Planet

In the deep future, an advanced posthuman returns to Earth after an aeons-long sojourn across the Milky Way.
The two strange beings staring out at one another from across the temperate grassland were evolutionary cousins, both descendants of the long-extinct progenitor race of Homo sapiens primaevus. Ironically, only the least human of the pair was aware of that.
His name was Telandros, though he normally neither spoke nor thought in a phonetic language. The only parts of him that were ‘biological’ was a brain more than thrice the size of an ordinary human’s and some auxiliary tissues, and these cells were comprised of synthetic XNA helixes that were vastly more complex and information-dense than DNA or RNA. Perpetually self-correcting and self-optimizing, both his psyche and flesh had persevered for thousands of millennia, and could easily survive for thousands more. The rest of his body was a polymorphic biomechanoid made of nigh-indestructible exotic matter, currently configured into the relatively traditional form of a four-limbed theropod.
His exterior was covered in a coat of iridescent, silvery filaments, each one fully prehensile and fractally branching off into smaller prehensile filaments, going all the way down to the molecular level. His large brain and other essential components were soundly secured within his ellipsoid torso, allowing his 'head' - which was actually just the end of his forwards facing tentacle - to be dedicated solely to an array of sensory apparatuses. His ‘face’ was composed of a rotatable, dilatable ring of six elliptical eyes, with multiple sets of air intake valves that were able to analyze the local atmosphere. His forelimbs, which moments ago he had used as wings to soar across the sky, were now a sprawling mangle of branching tentacles, whereas his hindlimbs were held together much more tightly to serve as legs. His tail, though currently only being used for counterbalance, could be repurposed into a third leg or extra arm in a jiffy if he needed it.
Mighty posthuman though he was, much like an ordinary human, Telandros couldn’t actually recall the early years of his life. Superfluous information was routinely condensed and pruned, and at some point over the aeons, his creation and nascent existence had been reduced to mere declarative memory as impersonal as anything else in his mental encyclopedia. While he had never been to Earth before, he knew that his ship, the Forenaustica, had originated in Sol. His crewmates had been star-hopping from one solar system to the next, spending decades to centuries studying each one before moving on at near-light speed. Eventually, they had circumnavigated the entire galaxy and returned to Sol.
They were first greeted by the Star Sirens, a very ancient race of microgravity-adapted transhumans that were said to date back nearly to the beginning of humanity’s expansion into outer space. Conservative even by immortal standards, they had changed little in all the time that the Forenaustica had been gone. Like sharks and crocodilians, the Star Sirens viewed themselves as already perfect and beyond any need to evolve further.
While a race of early transhumans that was still counted among the genus Homo may have seemed primitive to Telandros, they were still the most numerous race in Sol or any other star system with a permanent human presence, and all must yield to their authority as mistresses of the skies. Their success was a testament to the importance of initial conditions in the history of spacefaring civilizations. Had Telandros’s race come first, they would have easily outcompeted the Star Sirens before they could have gained a foothold in the cosmos. But the Star Sirens had capitalized on their first-mover advantage, and now the mermaids the ancient bioengineers had turned loose would rule the stars forevermore.
It had been the Star Sirens who had given Telandros – along with his ship and crew – their phonetic names. They were also incidentally the reason he was now called a ‘he’ at all. Telandros, of course, had no sex chromosomes, no reproductive organs, and no psychological or social gender. But to the Star Sirens, all men were foreigners, and at some point in their culture’s history, all foreigners had become men by default, so that’s what they put on his visa.
While the Star Sirens may have treated the crew of the Forenaustica as coldly as they would any outsiders, they escorted them to Mars without a fuss, where they were treated to a much warmer welcome.
Telandros had been delighted to find that Mars was now a sprawling ecumenopolis. In the low gravity and thin atmosphere, pressurized skyscrapers made of imperishable materials that averaged over a thousand stories high had gradually accumulated to the point that they now blanketed the once-red planet and housed trillions of sapient beings. It was so vast, that the planet’s average temperature was kept above freezing simply by the city’s waste heat, hundreds of thousands of terawatts beamed to them from the Dyson swarm of solar collectors that had once been Mercury.
The Martians themselves were much like Telandros’ own people; a well-ordered Technate of demi-godly posthumans with a Saganian love of science and reason. They welcomed them home as prodigal sons, eager to learn of their long expedition and celebrate their courage and scientific spirit. Telandros happily spent his first few hundred days on Mars telepathically exchanging higher-dimensional semantic graphs with the hyper-intellectual elites, or soaring amongst the literal skyscrapers through the rarified atmosphere. He didn’t dare to dive too deep, however, for the fetid abyssal depths were long-neglected and were perilous for civilized beings to explore.
While Mars may now have been the heart of human civilization, the Earth would always be its cradle. Though Telandros fully intended to spend the bulk of his planned centuries in Sol on Mars, when the planet once again came into alignment with Earth, he decided to spend the next couple of years paying it a visit.
Earth was a strange planet, though in fairness it always had been. History that bordered on legend said that the first humans had once reached a population of around ten billion, but over centuries and millennia of low birthrates and high emigration to the exponentially growing numbers of idyllic centrifugal space habitats or Venusian cloud cities, the population eventually fell to under two billion and remained there. Most of Earth was a nature preserve, its climate and ecology now ironically kept in an unnatural stasis by its sapient population, who lived minimally disruptive lives either in self-sufficient city-states or rural homesteads.
The posthumans of Mars had not spoken highly of the locals, considering the (relatively) near-baseline transhumans who required an intact ecosystem to survive and prosper to be little different from the rest of the wildlife. To them, Earth was an undeveloped back-water, and kept so by a sense of posterity and sentimentality that their utilitarian minds found difficult to comprehend.
Telandros however had found the Earth folk eccentrically diverse in body and mind, a pleasant change from the insufferably homogenous and conformist Star Sirens he first met. Though they were simple by his standards, they at least didn’t think of him as a god or demon as some primitive aliens he had encountered on his travels had, and he generally found them accepting and helpful.
The vast nature preserves he visited were not completely unpeopled, but were home to indigenous tribes of techno-primitivist. One such tribe of genetically engineered Goliathans roamed the plains and woodlands, herding mammoths and terror birds, eschewing any technology other than what they could make with their own hands or the nanite symbiotes in their bodies. The men stood over eight feet tall and had strength enough to deadlift several tonnes, and feared not even the most ferocious of beasts. They were noble savages who used their superhuman intellects solely to philosophically justify their lives as noble savages, and Telandros had found them even more insufferably self-righteous than the Star Sirens.
But the being in front of him now was not one of the techno-primitivists. It was simply a primitive.
The creature was slight of build, though its torso was pear-shaped with strong gluteal muscles, and stood upon three-toed, digitigrade feet. It was only about half as tall as the Goliathan men, but seemed unlikely to be a pygmy relative. However, its dusty blue skin and silvery white hair were enough to mark it as a genetically modified being, even if that modification had occurred countless generations ago. It possessed pointed, articulated ears held high in attention, and its large, cat-like eyes glowed with a soft eyeshine in the evening light. It curiously sniffed the air with a large nose, which – when combined with its enlarged upper lip – gave it a noticeably rodent-like appearance. Most curiously of all, the thick, badger-like claws on its hands suggested that they were intended for digging, not tool use.
A quick analysis of the DNA particles floating in the air confirmed Telandros’ suspicion that the creature did in fact belong to the genus Homo, but a scan of its anatomy revealed its brain to be around seven hundred cubic centimeters in size; twice the size of an average chimp’s, but barely half that of a baseline human. Was this a species of human that had been engineered for lower intelligence, to the point of being sub-sapient? An utterly nihilistic and misanthropic concept, to be sure, but Telandros couldn’t deny that the results were at least scientifically interesting.
The creature let out a high-pitched yipping sound, and several others of his kin cautiously poked their heads out from over the tall grasses to examine the strange, shiny terror bird that was trespassing in their territory. One of the females had a miniature version of the creatures riding upon her back, one with a sloth-like body plan and disproportionately large head and ears, its long claws interlocking upon her clavicle. Telandros naturally assumed that it was an infant, and didn’t bother to examine it any closer.
Instead, he checked the up-to-date encyclopedia he had downloaded for any information it might have on the strange beings. He immediately found that they had been given the seemingly endearing name of Knollings and were descendants of some of the earliest eco-sapiens. These had been primitivists who had opted for genetic modifications to minimize their ecological footprints. Unlike the Goliathans, who had prioritized their own survival and well-being when redesigning their bodies for a stone age lifestyle, the eco-sapiens had wanted to have as little impact on the natural environment as possible. This meant not only making themselves smaller, but altruistic enough that they would willingly endure the sacrifices their lifestyle demanded of them for the benefit of an abstract concept of nature that could never consciously appreciate it. Their altruism eventually led to them becoming completely eusocial, and their utter dependence on their tribe – along with the demands for conformity – had actively selected against high intelligence. Electively cut off from civilization, they were at the mercy of natural selection, and over the aeons, their full sapience had been lost.
Tragic, but at least not atrocious, Telandros thought. He saw in his encyclopedia that they did still possess a simple language with a few hundred short words, which they would compound together when that vocabulary proved inadequate. The precise and information-dense phonetic languages of the other transhumans Telandros had met already seemed like oversimplified baby talk to him, but he supposed he could give this a shot as well. He carefully constructed the simplest semantic graph in his mind that still conveyed what he wanted, and vocalized it into the Knollings’ language.
“Hoot! Good-hoot! Very-good-hoot at sun-bye! Am far-man! Far-man go very-far in black-sky! Far-man go all around big star-family and see very many stars! Far-man come home after big-time! Far-man like new-things! You new-things to far-man! Trade stories with far-man? Hoot!”
The Knollings stared silently at him for a moment before exchanging confused glances with one another. They had never heard a terror bird talk before, he assumed, but they also lacked the intellectual capacity to be astonished by such a thing.
“What?” the first of them finally barked back.
Telandros hung his head in resignation. Productive communication between himself and the Knollings was likely not possible. As he wondered if one of the Goliathans might be able to serve as an interpreter between them, the baby babbled something that he didn’t bother to translate. His packmates, however, heeded the command and all turned their backs to Telandros in unison, dropping to all fours and scampering off through the tall grass.
Not wanting to let this unexpected opportunity pass him by, Telandros sprinted off after them in pursuit. He switched his focus to his infrared vision so as not to lose them in the grass, though they proved to be not much warmer than the surrounding environment. Keeping his distance and stooping well below the grass so as not to alarm them, he ran along the ground as silently as an owl in flight.
He watched as the Knollings all formed into a single file, then disappeared down a large tunnel into the earth. This was no doubt the warren that they had dug with their own claws, and according to his encyclopedia, there would be dozens to hundreds of Knollings spread throughout an extensive network of tunnels and chambers. Telandros retracted his limbs and elongated his torso to adopt a more weasel-like profile and slunk down the tunnel, eager to see the great Knoll Hole for himself.
He had been prepared to use his infrared and sonar sensors to view the warren, but to his surprise, he saw a glimmer of blue light twinkling just up ahead. Upon closer inspection, he saw that it was a log with large bioluminescent mushroom caps growing out of it, its placement suggesting that the Knollings were using it as a lamp. The regular placement of other such mushroom logs throughout the tunnel seemed to confirm this hypothesis, and soon Telandros came upon a chamber that was completely awash in the soft blue glow. Peeking his head inside, Telandros saw an immense and orderly stockpile of the logs, alongside storage niches filled with picked mushroom caps by themselves. He realized that the Knollings must have been farming the mushrooms for food and light, and most likely the shiny beetles he saw feeding on the rotting wood as well. This was likely a holdover from their eco-sapien days, and it made him wonder what other more complex behaviours these lowly creatures might still retain.
A pair of Knollings in the chamber spotted him immediately and began yipping, a warning cry that was echoed by a hundred other voices throughout the warren as they dashed off down another tunnel. Telandros could tell that they were heading towards some kind of large, central chamber, something he was determined to see with his own eyes before returning to the surface. Swiftly, he pulled himself along like some lizard chasing burrowing rodents, or at least that’s surely how he seemed to the Knollings. Soon the tunnel ended, dropping him into a vast subterranean cavern that had been dug out by claw generation by generation. A shaft of crepuscular light beamed down from the surface through a ventilation chimney, beneath which lay a hand-dug well that provided the Knollings with their water, and a hearth they kept for fire. Dozens of the Knollings had assembled in the central chamber, and all had gathered around a singular, venerated figure; their queen.
She wasn’t hard to spot, being not only larger than the others but taller as well – nearly as tall as a baseline human woman. It seemed that most of the Knollings were neotenic, never experiencing full puberty unless selected to breed. Only one female could breed at a time, and she dedicated herself fully to the responsibility. She was surrounded by a harem of several breeding males and wet nurses who cared for the offspring she produced.
The entire colony hissed and screeched at Telandros, trying to drive him off. One male, armed with a flint hand-axe virtually indistinguishable from one his Homo habilis forebearers might have used, leapt towards Telandros and struck him with it. The stone shattered to pieces, leaving his hand bleeding and Telandros utterly unscathed. Two more males tried attacking him in this manner, and experienced identical results.
The cries of the Knollings became increasingly panicked at this development, while Telandros remained utterly unperturbed. His attention was instead on one of the wet nurses and the infant suckling at her teat, an infant that did not look like the small being he had seen earlier. Puzzled, he surveyed the central chamber in its entirety, eventually spotting three of the large-headed, large-eared little ones seated in a circle of mushrooms that sprouted directly from the ground rather than from a log. All three were looking at him with a keen gaze that seemed more acute than what a Knolling should be capable of, let alone an infant.
Checking his encyclopedia once again, Telandros was startled to find that these small members of the warren weren’t infants or even juveniles, but rather shamans of the Gaia Trees.
The Gaia Trees were plants that had been engineered to be biological server hubs, and communicated with each other and more traditional internet cables through genetically modified and nanotech-enhanced mycelial networks. The mycelium also allowed them to communicate with the roots of other plants, shepherding their behaviour and continuously managing and optimizing the world’s biosphere. While this network was technically just a subset of the multi-layered noosphere that enveloped the Earth, the techno-primitivists revered the Gaian Overmind as their goddess. The Goliathan shamans were confident in their ability to interpret omens from her, but as far as Telandros had been able to tell, it was all superstitious nonsense.
But this was different. The fairy ring that contained the Knolling shamans was unquestionably an outgrowth of the Gaian mycelial network. Their luminescence waxed and waned in a deliberate pattern, and when the shamans placed their palms upon the mushroom caps, Telandros could detect electrochemical signals being exchanged between them.
He realized then that he had been wrong about these simple people. They had not sacrificed sapience and civilization to an abstract and indifferent concept of nature, but rather to an ecotechnological embodiment of her, and it was a sacrifice that had not gone unappreciated. The Gaian Overmind had shepherded these people’s evolution, sparing the intellect of the shaman caste so that they would have someone able to interpret her will for them. Even if most of them had the minds of toddlers, rationality and intelligence were never what their ancestors had truly valued about being human. Living as harmoniously as possible with nature and one another was what the eco-sapiens of old had valued above all else, and that was what their descendants now had.
And there was nothing tragic about that at all, he realized.
“Good-hoot, far-man!” one of the shamans greeted him in a high-pitched voice, the rest of the warren falling silent at the sound of his revered voice. “Big-mans no come to Knoll-hole, but you strange-man. You no know good-ways. You dummy-dumb, but Gaia say you spoke true of flying through stars. Stars very high, but very small. Gaia big, far-man! Gaia protects Knollings! Leave Knoll-hole, and we forgive bad-ways! Stay, and Gaia curse you! All things Gaia touches will be far-man enemies! Choose now, far-man!”
Though it amused him that the Knollings thought of him as stupid, given his earlier botched attempt at oral communication, he decided that it was better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open his mouth and prove it.
Instead, he placed his left forelimb onto a nearby log and extended his microscopic manipulators into the dead wood to draw out the carbon. Holding his forelimb high for all to see, he rapidly began assembling the carbon molecules into a stylized diamond figure of their sacred mushrooms. He intentionally designed its lattice to make it phosphorescent, so that it would always glow with the same light as the real things. When the idol was complete, and still hot in his hand, he delicately placed it within the fairy ring for the shamans to examine.
While the other Knollings – even the queen – gawked on in fear and wonder, the shamans knew through their bond with the Gaian Overmind that such a thing was not only possible but common among the civilized peoples. Each shaman inspected the offering one by one and, in turn, nodded their approval.
His peace offering accepted and his curse averted, Telandros bowed graciously before shooting up the chimney overhead. Launching himself straight into the air, he resumed his aerial theropod form and continued soaring across the grasslands. He meant now to study the Gaian Overmind in more detail, eager to discover what other unexpected interactions it might have with the ecosystem and its people. Earth truly was a strange planet.
But in all fairness, it always had been.
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2023.03.19 15:10 littleoleme2022 New here. Accepting new reality

I’m coming to grips with the fact that my mom (83 next week) seems to be in early (?) stages. This is going to be a Novella.
Looking back it started around 2020. She fell out of bed, broke her collarbone, and was in a rehab for a few weeks. She seemed confused during and after but I couldn’t assess since it was Covid and I was living across the country. I hired a caregiver (9-6 pm) who she came to depend on and convinced her to stop driving after two accidents (later found out it was 3) during the previous year. I finally was able to visit in 2021 after vaccines and discovered her papers and bills were a mess. She stopped paying her long term insurance policy in late 2019 :(. She didn’t cash checks, etc. I chalked it up to Covid etc and put what I could in automatic payment. Her caregiver noted memory issues and how she would write down everything but used two calendars so she would have things in one but not the other. She also had inherited a lot of money from her cousin in 2019-2020 and basically blew through it all in unnecessarily home improvements with a company run by a charming scammer who gouged her (started with a small thing and spiraled)—which didn’t make sense because her house is essentially a tear down (crappy house on expensive land) and she always used to say that. Long story short I finally convinced her to move to assisted living near me last summer and while it was rough at first she seemed to adjust well, make friends, get into the routine. I handled the entire move, fixed up from afar her home to rent out to pay for care, visited lots of places and found a really nice one where it is like a luxury hotel. She has a large bright deluxe one bedroom. She moved in and had trouble taking her meds but otherwise was fully independent and except for forgetting things seemed “ok” in part because she had many fewer responsibilities (and thus challenges to cognition). She couldn’t figure out the remote much less use Lyft but I chalked that up to always being bad with technology. Complained about little things and would repeat questions but…normal right?
I will also add that I had huge hesitation in doing this/taking on this responsibility. My mom was never able to be a functional or nurturing parent due to her own psychological issues (her needs and suffocating anxiety dominated our family) and I essentially took care of her in my teens after my dad left. She eventually remarried and once that happened I moved and always lived across country to make space for my own life.
About a month ago she started saying she felt scared all the time, having headaches and, at night , searing burning pain on her back (nerve pain we now think). Her mental state deteriorated and she was convinced she was dying. Lots of doctors and an mri. steroids and tramadol for the pain which caused dizziness and another fall. During this time she becomes more unhinged esp about the pain and declaring life was not worth living etc and how I ruined her life by moving her here. This culminated in a trip to the er where she was admitted for heart afib, dehydration, a few other things but released with new effective heart and pain meds (gabapentin) but we also find out she has an autoimmune condition(mixed connective tissue disease). The hospitalitist said he thought the source of much of her pain was anxiety. During this time she was extremely forgetful (forgot she took med 20 min before) and had cognitive trouble in general (confused about month, told it was March, same thing next day).
Anyway she’s back in the AL now (but was very angry at me for “kicking her out” of the hospital) and physically she is much better although using a walker for safety. I initially hired additional 24/7 caregivers (even though she is in assisted living) but she doesn’t really need them (she is mobile and alert, reading the nyt, has meds food and help in shower) and basically just thinks that she’s an invalid who will never be able to Anything for herself (due to “unremitting pai” although she seems fine now most of the time). I spoke extensively to one of the caretakers yesterday who said essentially your mom is physically fine (people in extreme pain don’t pop up every few minutes to get a cookie ir look for their jewelry) but needs to do things for herself , and she she is scared confused and a bit spoiled (she has always been self centered , her pain is worse than anyone else’s etc). I know that if she stops doing things and socializing with friends she will lose more function but she says I’m “pushing her too much”). She also is ranting about how I bought her the wrong bed (she now wants a bed like the hospitals) how this wouldn’t have happened if I hadn’t forced her to move, she was happier at home etc. she got very very mad when I said we had to stop the additional caregivers this week because it was not necessary (and $$$$$) Meanwhile as I was approaching her apartment yesterday I heard her complaining that I was refusing to spend any money on her and “giving her a death sentence” because she would fall with no help while I was “waltzing off to Costa Rica” (referring to : we have a family trip we have cancelled 3x coming up and I’ve arranged for my brother who otherwise does nothing and has no kids spouse etc to to be here while we are gone; also I stayed with her over Xmas while spouse and kids traveled because she didnt want to be alone). she then said in a nasty voice “she didn’t even understand her daughter anymore” and I was being cruel and selfish (even as I was bringing her a wedge pillow for her back until her new bed comes).
I just feel so deflated. I have a new demanding job, kids in middle school, my own health issues being neglected, I see her daily and spent countless hours in the past month driving her to doctors etc. I don’t sleep well and have spent so much time in the last year in getting my mom settled and I think it’s just going to be a long slow bad decline . She used to say she didn’t want me to give u my life to take care of her but now she is angry at me all the time . She is pleasant to everyone else and converses at a high level, like discussing Boccaccio’s The Decameron so dementia is not obvious.
We have a referral for neurologist but the appointment is in may. God help me.
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2023.03.18 17:04 No-Ok_Ok-Ok A Roundup of Overwatch’s Current Hero and Map Teasers

Wanted to try to get everything in one place, since there’s been discussion around the next hero recently
Locations Named w/o Maps in the Country:
Locations Named w/Maps in the Country
Ongoing Map Storylines/Teasers:
Characters mentioned in interactions
Known upcoming content
This probably isn’t comprehensive. Normally there are bigger nerds than me that do this stuff
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2023.03.14 09:25 JorJor9 opinions on my anti-big-deck-primates-deck for this week?

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2023.03.08 13:06 SirNebbington Guys no way

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2023.02.28 17:15 entalert Restocked at the OCS (Tue., Feb. 28, 11:14 a.m. EST)

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2023.02.25 01:03 Sea_Commercial1009 real or fake? the orgasm inc. cultleader's story that her father was a child molester

real or fake? the orgasm inc. cultleader's story that her father was a child molester
I have been looking through ancestry.com and newspapers.com for a few days to piece this together. The only part of Nicole Daedone's story that has stayed the same about her father is that he died when she was 27.
This story change completely between when SFweekly reported on it in April 2007
https://www.sfweekly.com/archives/sex-and-sensuality/article_1039e4cf-422b-50ed-b6dd-2d26ad05a14a.html She'd been on a doctoral track with an emphasis in semantics at San Francisco State University and was helping run 111 Minna Street Gallery when, at 27, she got a telephone call that her father had only hours to live. She rushed to the hospital, where he died within two days. “Everything cracked in me,” she said, her voice shaking.
And when the New York Time reported on it in March, 2009
https://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/15/fashion/15commune.html at 27, her world came crashing down when she learned that her father, from whom she was largely estranged, was dying of cancer in prison, after being convicted of molesting two young girls.
There is nothing that collaborates that version of events. No court records, no newspaper clippings, no charges, and public records indicate that Nicole Daedone's father was staying in an apartment in San Jose at the time of his death. Surviving family members remained in San Jose. Nicole Daedone's father's son completed high school and went on to community college in the same neighborhood where he grew up. There are no hallmark signs of an unspeakable past in their family. They probably have no idea that there is a documentary on Netflix where someone is making questionable accusations against their long dead relative.
It appears that story might have been based off what had been in the news about the child molester Desparite Housewives' Teri Hatcher helped convict dying from cancer six year into his sentence. That lines up perfectly with when the NYT would have been doing the interviews for their article about Nicole Daedone's orgasm company.

This was the original post here that I wrote after watching the Netflix documentary: cults has talked about this "Orgasm, inc." cult a few times https://www.reddit.com/cults/search/?q=onetaste&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw= and https://www.reddit.com/cults/search/?q=orgasm&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=&sort=new
Part of the cult leader's sales pitch is a story about being reunited with her estranged father when he was dying in prison on a child molester sentence. the story doesn't give us much to go on other than a vague timeframe and that the case was high profile enough for her to find out through word of mouth
so I get to searching, and this guy comes up as someone who died of cancer six years into a long prison sentence with big enough media coverage for Nicole Daedone to have heard about it: Teri Hatcher's Child-Molester Former Uncle Dies in Prison
if that's him then that means Daedone and Desperate Houswives' Terri Hatcher were cousins?!!!
Teri Hatcher Still Haunted by Molestation - ABC News
There's been so much exposé coverage of Onetaste, how could they all miss this? But it checks all the boxes and just look at them! it isn't just the same eyes and nose and mouth, it's the look in their eyes, it's exactly the same look that Nicole Daedone has in the documentary footage
Or was that story just totally made up to get creepy dudes to sign up to have their sins absolved by a woman who approves of people like that?
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2023.02.15 23:21 Purtle [PIL] #852 2/15/2023

Purtle's Internet Lineup for February 15th, 2023 5:23pm
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2023.02.09 04:56 TheNamesLew [12 Rules for Life] Isn’t this quote a bit misogynistic?

Good evening, I loved 12 Rules for Life by Peterson but I always think it’s good to think about what intellectuals say and think about what they mean. Recently, I’ve been looking into why many people think Jordan is misogynistic and this quote stuck out to me in his book:
“Women are choosy maters (unlike female chimps, their closest animal counterparts). Most men do not meet female human standards. It is for this reason that women on dating sites rate 85% of men as below average in attractiveness. It is Woman as Nature who looks at half of all men and says, “No!” For the men that is a direct encounter with chaos, and it occurs with devastating force every time they are turned down for a date. Human female choosiness is also why we are very different from the common ancestors we shared with our chimpanzee cousins, while the latter are very much the same. Women’s proclivity to say no, more than any other force, has shaped our evolution into the creative, industrious, upright, large-brained (competitive, aggressive, domineering) creatures that we are.”
I mean, isn’t a bit misogynist to simply resent women for saying no? Why does Jordan go out to imply that women should just obey like their animalistic counterparts? Is rejection from a woman truly the reason men become competitive and aggressive against each other and females? While there are many people out there that are overly choosy and perhaps so narcissistic that they think no one is good enough for them this quote, to me, is one of the more ridiculous things Peterson said.
I would like to hear others’ thoughts on the matter, regardless of whether you support or oppose Peterson’s viewpoint. I would just like to hear others’ critiques on this quote because I’m struggling to understand Peterson’s thought process behind this.
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2023.02.07 07:15 JayCinko Penny Stocks & What To Watch in the Stock Market This Week 2/6-2/10

Stock Market Outlook This Week: February 6th – February 10th
Whether you’re trading penny stocks or higher-priced stocks, knowing what’s going on in the stock market this week can give you an edge. Following last week’s January/February Fed meeting and surprise earnings from some of Wall Street’s top holdings, volatility is undoubtedly here to stay.
This week may be a bit different and much more focused on Fed speakers and the next round of jobs data. The most recent from the end of January surprised the market.
The January jobs report showed nonfarm payrolls jumped by 517,000. It was much higher than the 187,000 market estimate. The unemployment rate fell to 3.4% compared to the forecast of 3.6%. It is also worth noting that it was the lowest jobless level since May 1969.
This brought back speculation that the labor market was far more robust than anticipated and may need to soften more significantly than initially imagined. Does that mean the Fed will change its stance on rates? Will there still be a chance of a soft landing? This speculation sent markets tumbling at the end of the week last week.
With February’s first full week ahead, the next round of economic and earnings data and central bank speeches could dictate the stock market’s pace for the next few days.

The Stock Market This Week: Key Economic Data To Know February 6th – February 10th

With a hectic week of economic data, central banking decisions, and substantial earnings reports (earnings calendar for this week provided below), investors will have no shortage of things to watch in the stock market this week.
Stock Market News & Events On Monday, February 6, 2022
The week might look lighter than usual, but the events will likely move markets nonetheless. Monday will see primarily international data in focus, starting with January’s UK construction PMI and Eurozone December retail sales. Bank Of England’s Pill speaks, followed by ECB President Lagarde in the early afternoon. Japan reports December household spending data a few hours after US markets close.

Stock Market News & Events On Tuesday, February 7, 2022

Tuesday is one of the more active days for economic events this week. Bank of England’s Pill kicks things off with an early morning speaking engagement. Later in the premarket session, the US. December trade balance and Redbook data also come out. Central banker speeches headline the remainder of the day. These include the Bank of England’s Cunliffe, the ECB’s Schnabel, the Fed’s Barr, and Fed Chair Jerome Powell. There are also a few energy industry data readouts, including the latest API crude oil stock figures and EIA short-term energy outlook.

Stock Market News & Events On Wednesday, February 8, 2022

Wednesday is another lighter day for economic data other than the WASDE report and crude oil inventories. For those who aren’t familiar, according to the USDA, “the World Agricultural Supply and Demand Estimates (WASDE) is prepared and released by the World Agricultural Outlook Board (WAOB). The report is released monthly and provides annual forecasts for U.S. and world wheat, rice, coarse grains, oilseeds, and cotton supply and use. The report also covers U.S. supply and use of sugar, meat, poultry eggs, and milk, as well as Mexico’s supply and use of sugar.”
For those concerned about the price of eggs, this could be something to pay attention to on Wednesday.
Other than that, central bankers will dominate the focus. FOMC Williams and the Fed’s Barr & Waller all have speeches coming mid-week.

Stock Market News & Events On Thursday, February 9, 2022

International economic data will be a hot topic on Thursday. Other than US jobless claims (which will be in a bright spotlight after last week’s employment data), Germany, the EU, and China’s economic reports could sway sentiment. These include Germany’s January CPI, the start of the EU Leaders Summit, the EU economic forecast, and, later in the evening, China’s latest CPI and PPI data.
In addition, central bank decisions and speaking engagements could also factor into the end-of-week stock market forecast. The Bank of England MPC Treasury Committee will hold its hearings. The ECB’s De Guindos will also make comments toward the end of the day.

Stock Market News & Events On Friday, February 10, 2022

Capping off a busy week (including notable earnings below), Friday will start with reports on the UK’s Q4 GDP results. In addition, UK manufacturing production data and December’s trade balance come out early in the day.
The second day of the EU Leaders Summit will also commence starting as the US market opens for premarket trade on Friday. Central bankers, including BoE MPC’s Pill and the ECB’s Schnabel, speak before US markets officially open.
Michigan consumer expectations and sentiment for February report at 10 AM ET, shortly followed by comments from the Fed’s Waller. As markets close, the FOMC’s Harker will speak to end the week of economic events.

Notable Earnings In The Stock Market This Week

Earnings season is still on, with this week being one of the most significant earnings weeks of the quarter. Notable companies reporting their latest financial results in the stock market this week include:

Monday, February 6, 2022, Most Anticipated Earnings

Activision Blizzard, Inc (ATVI) Simon Property Group, Inc. (SPG) IDEXX Laboratories, Inc. (IDXX) Cummins Inc. (CMI) ON Semiconductor Corporation (ON) Tyson Foods, Inc. (TSN) Orix Corp Ads (IX) Pinterest, Inc. (PINS) Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. (TTWO) Cincinnati Financial Corporation (CINF) Skyworks Solutions, Inc. (SWKS) UDR, Inc. (UDR) Loews Corporation (L) ZoomInfo Technologies Inc. (ZI) AECOM (ACM) CNA Financial Corporation (CNA) James Hardie Industries plc. (JHX) Neurocrine Biosciences, Inc. (NBIX) TFI International Inc. (TFII) NOV Inc. (NOV) Affiliated Managers Group, Inc. (AMG) Timken Company (The) (TKR) Power Integrations, Inc. (POWI) Leggett & Platt, Incorporated (LEG) Fabrinet (FN) Simpson Manufacturing Company, Inc. (SSD) Rambus, Inc. (RMBS) Diodes Incorporated (DIOD) Enact Holdings, Inc. (ACT) Arrowhead Pharmaceuticals, Inc. (ARWR) BellRing Brands, Inc. (BRBR) Skyline Champion Corporation (SKY) Varonis Systems, Inc. (VRNS) Genworth Financial Inc (GNW) Triple Flag Precious Metals Corp. (TFPM) Energizer Holdings, Inc. (ENR) Chegg, Inc. (CHGG) Kennametal Inc. (KMT) Spirit Airlines, Inc. (SAVE) Intapp, Inc. (INTA) Danaos Corporation (DAC) Diamond Offshore Drilling, Inc. (DO) Kforce, Inc. (KFRC) NAPCO Security Technologies, Inc. (NSSC) Mesa Laboratories, Inc. (MLAB) Alpha and Omega Semiconductor Limited (AOSL) A-Mark Precious Metals, Inc. (AMRK) United States Lime & Minerals, Inc. (USLM) Kimball Electronics, Inc. (KE)

Tuesday, February 7, 2022, Most Anticipated Earnings

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2023.02.01 11:48 heyuiuitsme just for the sake of argument...

or, perhaps this is only just the premise to a fictional novel, of course
has there ever been a cia agent who didn't go rouge. lol. i mean, is that part of the job description or just what happens once they know. you know. they know what they know.
what do they even do over there. you know, at the cia. again. let's google and see what they say they're doing.
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) collects, evaluates, and disseminates vital information on economic, military, political, scientific, and other developments abroad to safeguard national security.
well, that's what google says. what the fuck does that mean. and, if they're supposed to be doing that stuff abroad then why the verified experiments on america citizens. you know, the shit they've confirmed they did. mk ultra (select individuals). operation mockingbird (the entire american public).
and, yeah, we should totally trust that they've stopped. right. they ain't doing that kinda shit no more.
they said
what if, what if they cia tortured someone, someone wealthy, you know. someone with ideals they didn't care for until they drove them to insanity and then ultimately to leave the country to escape. let's just say. let's say this person they targeted, who was quite insane, had a secret kid somewhere. a kid they kept secret, but not really since everyone fucking knows.
no secret really. i mean, a secret is thing that people don't know. people know this. it's in the nomenclature. they just don't see it for what it is. or, care. doesn't really matter. looks just fucking like him, you know. i mean, that's genetics. looks just fucking like. i mean, that middle one is just like a fucking doppelganger.
in a lot more ways than one, even. right.
so, there's this well known secret that ... anyway, what if a certain sect within the government, you know, the indoctrinated to it. the three letter agencies, those guys. the ones with high level access to know what the gov really does, but also with humanity and the kind of patriotism that makes them believe in the constitution and not necessarily the powers that be.
cause isn't that what happens when a cia agent goes rouge, as they say. they stop listening to the powers that be and start acting in what in the best interest of the people and actually upholding the constitution, isn't that what the gov considers going rogue in that instance.
what if there was a sect that infiltrated the gov with those type people. people interested in protecting the constitution and the people, even at the expense of the powers that be, who don't seem to give a single fuck about the constitution or the rights of the people.
what might that sect do.
what is the illumanti. do they have a role in this. how long have they been around. what if, let's say. just for ... this. fictional novel freewriting exercise, that the illumanti started out as a force for good, a secret sect interested in the betterment of humanity.
you know. made like literacy doctrines to ensure the education of humanity. that everyone has equal access to educational resources. same with clean running water and electricity. a secret sect that used their considerable resources to influence the governments of the world for the betterment of humanity.
let's say, they have this council of five that runs the thing, the illumanti. each of the five represents their demographic. their segment of society, and all people fall into three categories. crime, labor, transportation/merchants, bankers, old money.
but, then something happens and the bankers and the old money on the council pushed the representative(s) from crime and labor out, took control. and, then instead of working towards the betterment of society, then the illumanti starts working towards only the betterment of themselves.
said that crime and labor had too much power, so they took it all for themselves. used their money to buy out the powers that be, the ones who allowed this to happen. anyway, it's a convoluted story
and, fires die out if not stoked.
anyway, that's a lot. but, there's something deeply wrong with our society as a whole. and, the thing that's wrong, the powers that be seem to be keeping it in place. this. what we have now. things could be better, things could improve, but instead they sit up there in the capitol allowing the most idiotic they can find to speak for us all.
did you choose any of those people. really. i mean, all you're allowed to vote for is what's been pre-selected for you. there's no choice in any of that. and, it gets worse, every fucking year. each time. over and over. worse and worse. everything is getting a little worse each and everyday and they're telling you to be grateful for what you have.
be grateful. show gratitude. it's not everyone that gets to work themselves into an early grave. that's reserved for you. for you, america. work yourself to death.
i mean, isn't that all this is. one of the richest men in american telling ya to eat bugs while the cheapest source of protein on the planet blows up at the grocery store. i don't even like eggs, so that ain't effect me. but, wtf. ain't no one else find a 3000% increase in profits a little bit suspect.
yeah, there's a shortage so we had to make 3000% more money than usual. you understand, for the economy. do you part, for the dollar.
oh, hueser's off his meds again. it was probably mark calling him emo that caused him to wake up. lol
anyway, so what happened was, he was like come and see me, and i was doing ok, and lord knows they hate that. so. come see me, come see me. and, so i bought this round trip ticket to go see him. idk, like, march 2001.
i was working with this girl that also hung out with them, and she was telling me, like hueser's trying to get gnat to leave him alone and all this shit he did to make her stay away, but she wouldn't go. you know how she is. that fucking leech.
so, i got the ticket and i get out there and he didn't pick me up from the airport. and, i didn't bring a whole lotta stuff, just a carry on and my pocketbook. that's it. that's all. so, i'm at the fucking pay phone, cause it's 2001 trying to call him, like wtf.
and, he's not home. whoever answered the phone was like, oh, they're at the hospital, gnat od'd and tried to kill herself. there's no one here to pick you up. and, i was like, wtf. you know, i got this temper, and finally i get ahold of him and he's like i can't just leave her, heather. figure it out
so, i go exchange my ticket, but i gotta fly back standby cause .. you know, that's how the fuck it work.
i can't leave the fucking airport and i'm mad as hell about it, at some point someone stole my carry on so i didn't have any clothes to change into and i can't leave. cause you know, stand by. three fucking days. i spilled a soda all over myself, covered in sticky shit. and these very nice ... idk, you know, the ones in the airport with the yellow robes handing out the flowers
them. yeah. they gave me one of their robes to wear. so, that's what i'm wearing. it's got pockets. finally, you know. get headed back to atl. ten thousand and two fucking connectors later, i'm almost there. like, omg. i'm almost back to atl
i don't even live in georgia. it's just cheaper to fly out of there. so, even when i get back i know i still have, you know. a long ass drive, anyway, i fell asleep. and, i have ptsd. i mean, i already have it, and i fell asleep in a bad mood in a strange place.
this doesn't end well.
also, i'm a smoker, and sometimes smokers will just wake up and start smoking before they're fully awake. on a fucking airplane. and, then someone touched me to wake me up and i freaked the fuck out. i mean, you know. that's when it's most apt to happen, you just wake up crazy, and i woke crazy and smoking on a plane.
thank fucking god it was on the last leg, otherwise idk how the fuck i would have gotten home. cause you know, at least i landed where i needed to be. so, anyway, that's why i'm on the no-fly list.
thanks hueser.
so, then. like, you know. he's going on and on about how she almost died and she was on life support and all this shit. you know. then, then ... like, idk a couple years later she's telling this story about giving him her kidney. and, i was like, wtf. people who've overdosed and been on life support - well, that disqualifies you from organ transplant.
you fucking liars. the kidney part is the lie. ain't neither of them got a corresponding scar. but, that don't keep her from telling the tales of her selflessness. right. that's why they're such good friends.
lol
but, that's how and why. i haven't checked to make sure in a long time, but yeah. last time i checked. i'm not allowed to fly. cause you know. on the no-fly list.
it was after that i got back, you know. back at work and shit. that skanka thought it was a good time to give the owner's son of the place i worked a pornagraphic video of me. which caused an onslaught of sexual harassment from him. and, i couldn't really sue cause i was already entangled in a custody dispute with the guy's that's just on the birth cert cause that mccrackhead bitch he was with couldn't have her own babies and wanted mine
god gets it right. sometimes.
so, you know. being called a whore in open court by my former employer wouldn't, you know. like, i didn't want that information to be brought into open court and they would have. they were that kinda people. you know. also, i'm not supposed to sue people
it's a thing. and, later that year that's when they put that guy on me and in the move that he caused, i lost my harry charistierinia robe. sad. that's the worst part, i mean, i would have kept it. it had these neat little knots that looped it closed
mark's family seems to think it's ok to reach out to me to complain about him, like we're friends. nah, y'all pieces of shit. he wasn't lying, you're a cunt. ain't no sympathy for you here. then, also, you know, threatened me at the same time. with my job.
idgaf. there's plenty of service industry jobs and aside from my general assholeyness, i'm a great employee. people like me and damn it, i'm good enough.
fuck off with your shit. i've told my bosses that i have a crazy abusive family, that i've been grossly abused by my family and they aren't good people. also, they also don't like your kind. it helps immensely that you're crazy racists and they're poc. they ain't gonna listen to you.
i mean, you might have had a chance to fuck shit up, but you done called them sand n-words about a dozen damn times. that shit you say, that makes them already not want to hear anything you have to say. everyone in town already hates you.
cause of you. how you are. it only just took thirty years for people to see you for the pieces of shit you are. that's why when you go to restaurants servers never show up at your table. dumbass. when you start your dumb ass woe is me bs everyone just rolls their eyes and walks away. you're the reason people treat you the way they do
yeah, so. i am still a little bit afraid of escalators. i'll use one, but i hate it. i don't like it all. it could just gobble up your shoestrings and take you under. i know it could. i don't trust those things.
broke my hands. both of them. broke my hands. it was a long time ago. they broke my hands. you know. so i couldn't. i'm lucky they work at all. and, it's not without, you know. they ain't exactly not on fire all the fucking time. i don't care. keeps me warm i guess
you just get used it. the pain from the broken bones. all the broken bones. you know, that i've had.
it was mark, he set my hands. after they got broken. some of fingers. he did a better job than me, the finger i set myself is crooked. that was an accident, one of my kids broke my finger. my right hand got broken again in my 20's.
playing mercy, guess i win.
it's raining here for the next how many ever many days. makes me creeky. my ears still, idk, something. everyone here has a sinus infection. idk, that's what you do at work, pass sickness around. my nose is cleared up. it's just my ear. it was fine when i got up and i thought i was better, but as the days worn on it's back again. along with some pain in my back. my pee smells funny. i drank some cranberry juice.
i know i'm crazy.
it's what all they did to me is why i'm like this. i try to work on it sometimes, but some parts of my crazy i'm perfectly happy with and would rather just keep. i think it's fine. it doesn't bother me that i'm like that. you know.
they were mad cause mark and i had been doing this stupid shit. you know, we did stupid shit together. we like to do stupid shit. that you know, people didn't approve of. like, you now. idk. spent six years studying hand to hand combat together. you know. for fun
just you know. as something to do.
there wasn't a lot to do in the 80's and you had to entertain yourself.
i never look that fit, i like to eat a lot. or, not a lot, but things that aren't particularly healthy. it's just like about an inch / inch and half layer of fat. when i was young, i did spend a lot of time working out, but i was still fat.
cause i like this. well, not this currently, but how i looked before. like, you know. like venus shell painting. i like looking like that. so, when i was young and still gave a shit, i sculpted my body that way. that's how i wanted to look, i'm sorry you don't like it
diet and exercise. how i got that ass. it's like, you know. farm boys that look real fat, like some old softy, mush guy. but, nah. solid underneath. like, that. and, i mean, that's i ate. that's the kinda food.
meat and potatoes. that's what causes that.
no bulking at all. Pilates and isometrics. oh, those legs. running stairs. squats.
yeah, my workout partner. mark. back when i used to do that sort of thing. sometimes. idk. i'm particular. and, i don't like people seeing me red and sweaty. i like to do that in private and make people wonder.
like, you know. every time people see me i'm lounging in the loungist way humanly possible. but, then look like that, you know. it's funny. like, every time people see me, i'm always lounging. it's fun. heather lounging again.
she makes poverty look relaxing. i fucking hate him. mark. he's the victim of this, quite obviously. he keeps telling. me. you know. this mother fucker, i swear. this mother fucker. mark does the same thing, work out in private and make people wonder how he does it. if you ask him, he just says sit ups, some push ups. general calisthenics. that's all. just that.
and, the damn way he fuck.
maybe he is the devil. god damn. you know. that. it's got this fucking curve. you know. bizarrely enough, my workout partner and i had really super nasty, just fucking nasty sex. that's what's in the videos. it's about the nastiest fucking sex. i mean, no fucking joke nasty
how do people even get in that position together kinda sex. and, i look, you know, then venus shell picture and he's a damn greek god. like, we spnt a lot of time, you know. making our bodies look like that.
but, you know those tits gotta be genetic. there ain't no exercise for that. #blessed
heather, did you just ... are you really going to just. yeah. it's the truth. i mean, i'm talking videos here. there ain't no getting around, and that shits on vhs. there ain't deep fake vhs. you know i got it. come on.
still me.
i ain't not me just cause your ass ain't around. and, you know. we were childhood friends. we did our petties together. you know. i mother fucking thought, you know. i mean, he wouldn't dare.
mother fucker did
that's my cousin. second cousin twice removed. i know it's fucked up to fuck your cousin and he knows it, too. only he's the only cousin i fucked and he fucked all his family. he's real fucking prervvy. i mean, like out of all the perverts i know, that mother fucker, he the damn pervert.
idk. steven pretty prevvey, too. so's hueser. and, the ex. this is story about perverts. #pervertsneedlove2
they threw me out of the sex club. for being too prevvy. the other women wanted me gone. and, he took their side over mine and they threw me out. for being a pervert. thrown out of a sex club for being a pervert. #wellinever
so, that's embarrassing. it's good they got my kid out of town, you know. so he don't have to be exposed to all that. and, as for the other, she thinks it's funny cause i was always such a prude in front of them.
i acted real prudish in front of my kids. but, then there's this terrible gossip that goes around about me. you know. cause every one in my town done seen those videos or heard about them. i'm that porn star. heather. oh, heather. yeah. have you seen those vidoes. do you know anyone who's ...
they pass that shit around down here. all the fucking time. everybody, but keep it secret cause it's illegal. heather.
yes, everyone's seen them. imagine living in a world where you have to assume that every single person who personally knows you has seen your porn. and, you're poor and just living regular life as a service worker employee cause someone stole your money by making you make the porn.
like, you know. the pornstar heiress. heather. yeah, she's funny. don't piss her off
you know. when people who know me, you know, know me - know me, when they introduce me to others that's what they say. like, i sometimes the gossip gets to me before people recognize me and people accidentally gossip about me to me.
that's fun
right before i got here, for the first time in many, many years i was exposed to people who didn't know who i am and avoid talking to me about it. you don't know what the fuck she's going to say and half the time i'm afraid i'll be named as an accessory.
that don't ever stop.
again, how the fuck do you even ... you know. like, can't fucking spend it or even be seen with that. right. fun. great. yeah, you did me a great favor there, mark. thanks. so much. so very mother fucking much. and, again. i don't know what you're talking about and i don't remember and this is just a fictional book that i'm writing, of course
obviously.
i got a lot of issues.
to summarize, more red flags than a chinese parade.
a study of how psychopaths do things. i'm doing it on myself
que, heather laughing at her own joke.
how about, you could mother fucking not. how about that. how about you not. i said no. i said no. and, then i said no again. and, then. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no, mark. no. no.
i said no
i didn't agree to this and i don't think you can legally compel me to. that's how i feel about it. i didn't agree to this and i think this is just a mean of theft and a farce. i won't ever not think that way. and, you know. i'm just a person.
and, this is the way i am. i don't want your instruction on how to be me better. i don't think i want that, you don't get to tell me who i am to be. who i am as a person. you don't get to tell me that. no. no. no. no, i'm not doing none of that. no.
that's stupid. everything you say is stupid and you're not in fucking charge. well, be in charge then, go fucking do it. have the fuck at it. all yours, mother fucker. shove it up your fucking ass.
fine.
threw me out, you know. over them. the retard brigade. harem of hoochies. oh, i'm toxic. there's something and i shouldn't around other people. the public shouldn't be exposed to you, that's what you said. not you though, you didn't have the balls
but, yeah. you're going to steal my work though. right. sure, i get it.
i am that fucking good
i hope you felt a chill. mark. at what i've done. you're going to love it, it's great. i've quite enjoyed taunting you with this. you know why.
maybe it's me. maybe i am evil. hard to know sometimes. but, anyway.
everything always feels like i'm stuck in a painting. you know. never moving or going or seeing another thing or anything else. it's this work schedule. i mean, it's a little extreme, but you know. i'd rather pile up cash and it's not like i'd be doing anything else anyway. you know.
i do enjoy the .. downtime. i have a lot of downtime at work that i spend doing what the fuck ever. i've told them i'm working on a book, a fictional book. they've seen my paintings. they know i do that. i don't hide the person i am
i am only ever myself. the exact person i want to be at any given moment. and, i don't let the way others might preceive me affect, idk. i project the way i want others to see me and i don't let how they fell about that affect me.
i don't give a fuck what you think of me. or how i should act or dress or eat. it's his diet too. lots of greek yogurt. and, raw nuts. like, paleo most meals then like, feasts of grease. again, like eat crazy amounts of foods in front of others, like that's what you're always doing, you know
part of trickery. melegeaons are tricky people. in the way, like, it's fun to trick people. idk, we all do it. maybe it's cultural. maybe it's a thing all people do. idk, chimps do it, too. trickery.
as a social game we all like to play. it sucks cause there's so few of my people that we literally all know one another. that's how few we are. and, he's still one of my people, but i'm real fucking mad at him. ethnicity. family group. kinfolk. you now.
we're all connected through the same cosmic connection via our religion and practice of sex magick. astral orgies, indeed. goodness. those people, i swear. it ain't no wonder they ran em all out. mark and i are like, all kinds of ways connected together. you know. except in any way that would make me feel like he gave a fuck about me
oh, in those way, nah. we ain't connected at all, it's ok. he's a masocist. so, like you know. there's that. even, if i don't want to deal with him, he's just somewhere else waiting to have to be dealt with. mark. there's mark again. good. yay. i love having to deal with mark
i just don't think i should have to deal with you in order to live my life. we used to play all these kinky sex games. but, i wasn't like, all the way on board with that. you know. public humiliation.
#mytoenailsblushed
you know, as a fetish. he liked public humiliation. consent didn't seem to matter. and, you know, what he really likes is when you do it back, whatever it is. do it back. but, just a little bit harder. right, isn't that what you like, sir.
i'll mother fucking kill you if i hit you that hard. lol
i'm only just doing what you like, i mean, isn't this how you like it. a request for space. from what. don't you love me.
pure filth. that's what my hitman uncle (allegedly, in this fiction novel i'm writing) called that video when he made us watch it. i was so fucking naive. so naive. oh, that's just the other spider. in my family there's two. that's why he won't be connected to me
that's why this. cover his fucking ass cause he didn't want no one to know. you know. pushed us all off. everyone he come up with. everyone who brought him up. everyone. used for what he could, then pushed us off when he got there
over and over to a lot of fucking people. you ain't make no friends, mark.
fisting is a hard limit, no. i know that this is totally you know. probably bad women's anotomy, but i'm pretty set in my mind that that would wreck my vagina and i don't do that. i don't do things that i feel like would permanently damage my body. and, that's my limit.
and, you know. i didn't know that that wasn't a consideration that most people are thinking about or having that kind of conservation, you know. when considering sex with someone. i guess that's not something people talk about.
which, i mean, that's ... idk. my dating pool is very limited. and, you know. i've tried with vanillas. and, it doesn't go well. everybody's always afraid of me anyway. and, i'm real nice. i'm really super nice all the time. and, so super cool about shit, you know. but, people still kinda act like they're afraid of me.
mystified. especially people who know the whole ass story, you know. people around who know the whole thing. you know. watched it all. saw what happened. you now. no one ever asks. it's rumored that i'll just laugh like a manic.
yeah, totally start doing that if people ask you a question you don't want to answer. first of all, it's a lot of fun. no fucking lie. laughing like a manic, it will stop someone asking you something. no fucking joke. or, the other one. what, said in the you wanna fight tone.
a lotta people snap outta wanting to ask me questions that ain't their business, you know. but, you know, i don't care. it's just. more like, i don't care if people ask, but i don't want to be judged about it.
i don't want to hear what other people think they'd done.
looking back, the character in this fictional novel should have murdered more people.
oh, man. if only she'd. yeah, but that's murder. and, that ain't allowed. that also helps, you know. it keeps people from pestering. and, that i will literally look you dead in the eye and ask why you're pestering me.
i'm absolutely terrible and everyone knows it. or, idk. static where i used to exist. i take the memories with me. cause i'm a witch and i don't want you to remember me later. but, in a way, isn't that how everyone moves in and out of the lives of others. in for a bit and then you're gone. you know. the way people's lives orbit about themselves.
fucking mark kicked my damn ass clear outta the universe.
cause i wouldn't do what he wanted me to do. oh, he just wanted me to let him treat me like shit and love him fucking anyway, and, i didn't want to
just know. treat me any old kinda way and expect me to be there for him and kiss his ass when he got back. and, i didn't really feel like doing that. and, he thought i couldn't get, idk, he told me that i couldn't get anyone else. that no one else would love me.
and, i thought he wrong. i knew he wrong. steven worshiped, so, that's how i knew mark was wrong. see. i am also quite the terrible person in this story, but i forgive myself being an asshole most days. and, it's ok. i forgive for acting out that way, i understand i was under a lot of stress and felt a little snubbed. and, everyone can be a little petty.
sometimes. and, it's not like you wouldn't do it to me. or, did. you know. when you do it to me, then i think it's acceptable behavior. see. see how the fuck that works. you actually do do it to you. i wouldn't do it to you, if you didn't do it to me. first.
and, then, i'm just like. oh, guess this is what we're doing now. ok. that's why hueser's always around, i mean, if i don't figure it out on my own, he's going to let me know. see if i wanna cheat. too. i mean, if you've ever cheated on me, then i cheated on you with hueser. that's why he hangs around, waiting on you cheat.
he never goes away.
also, we have projects together. different stuff. that's something else. my baggage comes with a luggage boy. i wouldn't date me. for fucking real.
oh, mark. yeah. he's supposed to clean the cat box. instead he's over there eating shit.
it's different though if people in positions of power, you know. feel like having a conservation with you about you. but, you know. wtf, i ain't doing nothing. "the things people say about you are the same things they say about serial killers"
well, that's not substantiated. just a joke. hahahah. that's why people say i'm funny. i only ever deflect, you know. don't answer questions by joking out of it. and, then, if i'm pressed, i drop such a load on them that they don't think about it again. afraid of what i might say,
you just never know what's going to come out of her mouth. that's what they say. i concur. i haven't a clue i've even said anything that's out of the sorts until i see the look upon someone's face. you know. about certain things. like, i thought that meant something. or, idk.
i'm weirdly sheltered, you know. instead of being sheltered and kept in some pristine place where everything's shiny and clean, i'm sheltered where i'll be freely exposed to the worst humanity has to offer. i guess, you know. like, caged in hell.
but, mostly all the residents keep to themselves. you know. everyone just sticks to their own. but, it's weird, i look out the windows and i could be anywhere, looks like anywhere else in american. any other place just like this. out the windows. you know.
but, idk. could be nowhere, i guess. it is. just here. i like it just fine. i actually love it here. multiple generations of my people are from here and i fell a certain, idk. here. you know. the climate. i like the four seasons even if i hate two of the seasons, i still like having them anyway, weird. idk. i like it here.
in the mountains. i always have the same ultimate goal and it's to live at the mountain with a moat around my house. so, you know. it's kinda what i want. also, i have this hangup i do need to get over.
like, mark tries to give me advise and, he's a lot like me, so he's the pattern of what i'm doing then he predicts what's going to happen next, and then he give me advise of what i was already in the process of doing and it makes me mad.
it makes me because i don't want to listen to him or hear what he has to say and he says it anyway.
my toxic trait is that i ruin things when i don't want to do something and people try to make me do it anyway against my will. then, i'll just ruin it.
because i said i didn't want to and i don't need another reason. i don't want to is a good enough reason. i just don't want to. i don't want to. i just don't want to . i don't need another reason. but, if you keep it up i'm gonna tell ya. and, i was trying to be nice.
that was me trying to be nice.
but, anyway, a lot of people know me by a lie. some lie, you know. it's all only just this lie i'm living. not a lie told, mind you. but, this lie i live
it's a joke, so i try to make it funny
i guess the fact that he knows how to read it tells you he knows who it's from.
sublimation. you know. how move things from a gas state to a solid. or, something like that. but, not that. that action, but not a mineral or a gas, but that process applied to other things. like, you know.
devil's advocate. of course, i mean, someone has to do it. is there more.
when i was young, i didn't know other people didn't do it like that. you know. i didn't vanilla existed. like, not until i was thrown into it, and then i was like, wtf. that's not how you do that. none of that. any of that. wrong. nope. you're doing it wrong, guys don't like hearing that in bed.
shocking, i know.
you know, they made those morality clauses. and, then you know. extorted me into making the porn, and mark was the guy in the porn with me and he got paid, and that's continued to pay off from him in a big kinda way for a real long time
and, i am bitter about it, i'm mad as hell. you know. and, every opportunity he ever had to do the right thing, he walked right the fuck by. didn't wanna, i guess.
and, that's fine. that's mother fucking fine. ain't no one got no right to except anything from him, right. but, you know. that kinda attitude is a two way street.
anyway, you know. by the time they catch on, it'll have already been going on for so long that it's established, they can't do anything. can't stop me. i've removed the ways they would have in the past. or, did. did stop me in the past. all he got left now is manipulation.
idk, like, how they've kept me in the past, that's doesn't really apply now. what they used to could do, they can't do no more. i just want a free and open space to tell my story in the this same way, and then, you know. whatever happens happens. shrug. idk.
it's not even jealously. i mean, that's mine. you're sitting in my chair. and you've bound me up in this legal entanglement with you that i'd quite rather be without. and, you keep having these reasons to continue your presence in my life even though i have repeatedly asked you to leave me alone,
and, you know. i can't see it no other way. i want the fuck rid of you. and, you ... idk, you make it out like i'm the one bothering you. ok, fucking fine. i'm leaving. i guess.
thinking about it. idk, maybe.
no one will say a word. you pick one little string and the whole ball falls apart. that's why. that why they seek to actively prevent ... you know. like, and, the whole time, truth right the fuck there.
all of it, unvarnished.
i don't wanna stop.
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2023.01.31 21:38 TapiocaTeacup I am 30 years old, make $78k ($206k combined) as a Sr CSM in Alberta, I'm on maternity leave (making $0) and this week was my birthday

Section One: Assets and Debt
Retirement Balance: $42,858 ($5,810 in an RRSP and $11,520 in a TFSA both with my primary bank, as well as $21,888 in an RRSP and $3,640 in a TFSA with another bank). My husband has similar amounts but also does more direct investing so I'm not sure his current numbers.
Equity: We bought in summer 2020 for $563k. We put down 20% ($90,940 of our own savings combined with $20k in gifts from family equalling $110,940) and our current principal is about $400k
Savings account balance: $8,876, husband has about $10k. We recently received $10k in inheritance from my grandparents so $3k of my savings is from that and the rest is in my husband's savings account because he has a better interest rate.
Checking account balance: $2,501
Credit card debt: none
Student loan debt: none
*My husband and I have somewhat separate finances though we still consider our money shared. We have a few shared accounts but are paid into our personal accounts, keep separate savings, and each contribute money based on income percentage to the account that our mortgage and bills are paid from.

Section Two: Income
Income Progression: I've been working in customer-facing departments for the same tech company for 7 years and started with them straight out of university. Prior to that, I worked PT through highschool (ages 14-18) at a restaurant. During university, my parents, grandparents and I contributed equally to my total costs (living in a different city) for the 4.5 years my degree took (a double major in Drama and Film Studies). I lived at home and worked over the summers to earn my share of the years expenses and then lived pretty frugally. My summer jobs were serving at the same restaurant, at a local indie publishing company, working in fundraising for the College of Medicine at the local university, FOH Manager at a summer theatre festival, and lastly as a YMCA arts daycamp counselor.
At my current job, I was a contractor at first making $20/hr, then I got hired FT after 9 months at a salary of $50k. It was a startup and I've made some unusual role/department changes so after 2 years with the standard 2-3% COL raises I got bumped up to $65k after moving from an internal support position into sales. Then 3 years ago I got moved from sales to customer success and was put on a salary freeze for a year, after which I was back to standard COL raises. I left for my maternity leave in November 2021 and at the time was making $78k as the only senior CS manager. For the past 5 years I have typically made an extra $5-8k in bonuses/commission as well.
Main Job Monthly Take Home:
My monthly take-home while working FT is $4,600. My current take-home at this stage of my maternity leave though is $0. My husband is the sole earner right now (as a Lead Software Developer) and has a monthly take-home of $7,600.
Any Other Monthly Income Here
I'll use this section to explain my mat leave benefits. In Canada, we can take up to 18 months of leave from work after having a baby. Our jobs are protected for that whole time and we don't need to inform our employer of our return date until 4 weeks in advance. When applying for EI, we can select either standard leave (12 months) or extended leave (18 months) during which we'll receive bi-weekly benefits payments. Benefits payments are 55% of your salary up to a maximum of $638/week for the standard leave, or 33% to a max of $383/week for extended leave (as of 2022, anyways). The first 3 months are reserved for the mother to physically recover, and the remaining 9-15 months can be split between both parents and the benefit structure is the same. Because the benefits amount for standard vs extended leave is the same total spread out over a longer period, many people (myself included) opt to apply for standard leave benefits for EI and take extended leave from work so we can be more flexible about returning to work without leaving money on the table (benefit payments stop once you go back even if you haven't been paid out everything you're entitled to yet). This is how I've ended up with several months (4) of no personal income.
While I was receiving benefits I was paid $1,058 every 2 weeks for a year. My employer also offered a top-up to 100% of my salary for 17 weeks, so for the first 17 weeks of my leave I earned my regular $4,600/month take-home. My husband also took parental leave and received a top-up. He took 12 weeks of leave when our daughter was 7 months old, 5 weeks of which were 100% paid (EI + top-up) and the other 7 weeks he just earned his top-up.
My benefits have run out now as I'm on month 14 of my leave and will be off another 2 months still.

Section Three: Expenses
Mortgage: $1900/month in accelerated weekly payments
Utilities: Currently $400/month for power and gas (more like 180 in summers though, crappy government removed all the utility provider caps), $80/water
Home insurance: $1,000/year
Retirement contribution: not currently contributing, but I used to do $1000 to my TFSAs and $500 to RRSPs monthly (combined across my 4 investment accounts)
Savings contribution: not currently contributing, but I used to do $100 every 2 weeks
Debt payments: none
Donations: $10/month to the humane society, $200/year each to our preferred provincial political party (the not-crappy underdog), and usually another $150-200/year each for misc donations.
Wifi/Cable/Landline: $100
Cellphone: $42 for me, $50 for him
Subscriptions: $48 (Netflix, OutTv, NYT crossword, Spotify Family, Patreon), plus $80/year for Amazon Prime, $28 for Google storage, and $50 for a yoga app subscription. My parents also share their subscriptions to Disney+ and Dropout with us.
Pet expenses: $45/month ($10 for cat litter, $35 for food for one cat). Annual vet checkup is usually $80.
Car payment / insurance: Not totally sure. I don't drive so the only car is my husband's. It's paid off and he has the cheapest insurance so I think about $500-600/year.
*Another mat leave note. After my top-up ended last April, I significantly reduced my investment contributions ($100/month to my main RRSP and TFSAs) to save money for the unpaid portion of my leave. I was still contributing to our monthly mortgage and utilities bills then (my share is $625) but I stopped that when my EI ran out last November. The expectation was always that my husband would pay for more things during this time and give me spending money when my savings got low. I'm still comfortable right now though and haven't asked (which honestly surprises me given my online shopping habits have not, in fact, slowed down after having a baby 🙃).

Section Four: Money Diary
January 22:
I didn't have the best start to the day since baby girl is currently teething with 3 molars and nights have been tough for her. We managed until 730am though and then I got up with her and we commenced with our usual morning routine of making coffee, feeding the cat together, and then playtime for her while I watched a bit of TV. I fed her breakfast (Cheerios, cheese, a fruit pouch, and a bunch of pomegranate seeds) and hubby got up and joined us around 945 (I slept in yesterday so he gets today). It was a lazy Sunday, so we had a slow morning and then walked to the grocery store around 11. We usually walk as it's only about 10 minutes away. It was a pretty typical grocery shop for us. Mostly produce, a few snacks, and ingredients for the next couple nights worth of dinners. The total was $79. We had lunch once we got home (leftover chicken curry with roasted cauliflower and naan) and then it was baby's nap time at 1.
The rest of the day was pretty quiet. After her nap we watched some episodes of Bluey and then a bit of Bob's Burgers for good measure. Hubs made chicken wraps for dinner (except for baby who ate chicken, more pomegranate, and an entire banana), then we did the baby bath and bedtime routine and she was down by 715. Hubby had a headache brewing all day so he went to bed early and I spent the evening watching TV and online window shopping with a Bubly and a bowl of icecream. Checked my bank account during the window shopping sesh and paid $600 off my current credit card balance of $1,090.
Daily total: $79

January 23:
Monday morning! Baby woke up at about 7am and hubs got up with her while I slept in until 8. They had breakfast together and were just finishing when I came downstairs. My husband went off to shower and get dressed before work (he works from home) and I had my own breakfast before getting baby and I ready for the day. We left the house at 10 to go to a baby music class at the library. It's a 15 minute walk to our local library and the class is 45 minutes. It's free and we usually go every week.
Once we got home we had some lunch (ramen for me, peanut butter sandwich for baby, fruit to share) and then she played with Dad until his lunch break ended and I took her for a nap. Just before nap time started I also got a delivery though. A week or so ago I ordered a bunch of kiddo's favorite snacks when they went on clearance online (because they're close to expiring, but they've still got about 5 months). I ordered $145 worth of snacks and got them for $80 (including the shipping)! When she starts daycare in March we'll need to send 2 snacks and her lunch every day. I do plan to meal prep and send her with mostly homemade and whole foods, but I still plan to lean a bit on packaged snacks for the convenience. Do I now have a pantry overflowing with honey grahams? Yes. And am I going to downplay this purchase to my husband? Also yes. Is it still a win though?? Yeah!
During nap time I went back to that window shopping I'd been doing the night before and went ahead with placing an order for some reusable snack bags and a drink cup for my daughter (for daycare), plus stocked up on some bubble bath, and got a set of cute holiday cards that were marked down 50%. The total came to $65.85. She struggled with this nap though and woke up after 25 minutes so I went to sit with her and save the nap. She slept another hour on me while I did the Wordle and a few NYT crosswords.
After naptime we organized our pantry with the new snacks, watered all the houseplants, read some books, folded laundry, played with Dad again once he finished work and then had chicken wraps again for dinner. A quick call with the in-laws after dinner and then into the bath. Once she was asleep we both went for a workout (we have a home gym space in the basement, I like following YouTube videos and did an upper body dumbbell workout from Caroline Girvan) and then I cancelled all my plans to spend the rest of the evening trying to convince the baby to go back to bed after she only slept for the convenient 40 minutes that my workout took 🙃 Carried on to have one of our toughest nights yet as she didn't go back to sleep until 2am. This diary is really selling parenthood 👌
Daily total: $65.85

January 24:
Tuesday. I got to sleep in this morning!! My husband got up early with the baby this time and I slept until 9. He's usually the default early-morning parent since I do all the overnight baby care, plus he's more of a morning person than I am, but everything has been up in the air with this round of teething. Anyways, we got ready for the day and I put in a load of laundry before heading out for another grocery shop. I went a bit earlier in the week than I normally would because I needed to stock up on some things before my siblings (3 extra people) arrive tomorrow for my birthday weekend! One of my siblings is also on a keto diet so I bought a few specific things for them. The total was $122.86.
We had lunch when we got home (the last of the curry leftovers) and then baby napped for 45 minutes while I painted my nails, and then slept another 90 minutes on me while I read a book (The Last Nude by Ellis Avery, I currently get most of my books from little free libraries in our neighborhood). My husband came upstairs for a few minutes to confirm plans to go visit his parents a month from now and then booked our flights for $678.82. Don't even get me started on Canadian domestic airfare! This is the cost for 2 adults (baby is still free as a lap-infant) to fly round-trip on a 2-hour flight at the lowest base fare plus an extra fee for carry-on bags (so we have no checked bags, seat selection, trip cancellation, etc). We could maybe get cheaper if there was a really good seat sale going on, but even then I think seat sales for our destination are rare (it's pretty rural, as in flights are only 2 days a week and only on prop planes). It'll pretty much be the only cost for our week-long trip though as my in-laws will insist on paying for everything while we're there.
Once the kiddo finally woke up we got the guest room made up, finished that laundry from earlier, and then decided we were too tired to cook so headed to the local pub for dinner (10min walk). We each got a main (pizza for him, a beef dip and fries for me) and a drink, plus we shared/fed the baby an appetizer (pretzel bites with cheese). The total with tip was $91.37 and we had a bit leftover to take home.
I also got 2 deliveries today. The first was a set of clothing/personal item labels for daycare (that I'm actually unreasonably excited about sticking on things!). I got a set of just over 100 labels of varying sizes and materials which came to $56.70 after a 20% off coupon. The second delivery was deodorant. The drugstore carries the brand that I use but it's $17 for one versus buying a bundle on their website of 3 full size and 2 mini deodorants for $40 (including free shipping and after a coupon for $8 off).
Finished the day with an extra workout (I usually do MWF but doubt I'll get one in tomorrow, today was a Caroline Girvan dumbbell legs video) and then browsed Reddit until going to bed.
Daily total: $122.86 ($893.05for the household)

January 25:
Wednesday. Definitely a better night of sleep than yesterday! Baby and I had our regular morning together and then got ready to meet our neighbour around 10am to go check out a free drop-in playgroup at a local community league. Her daughter is 3 months old so it was nice to catch up with her on the 20-minute walk now that they're starting to emerge from that 4th trimester haze! We actually used to work together as well so I got a chance to tell her about my plans for going back to work in a couple of months (I just met with HR to start planning the transition last week). The playgroup was cute and we stopped for a coffee on the way back. She treated me (I got hers last time) but my coffee and banana bread were $8.75.
We got home and had lunch, did some dinner prep, took out the garbage, and then played for a little bit until naptime. During her nap I cleaned the guest bathroom and started a load of diaper laundry (we do 50/50 cloth and disposable). More playtime after she woke up and then we made dinner (chicken, rice and roasted veggies) followed by, you guessed it, more playtime! A LOT of walking practice for the little one. We let her stay up late to see her aunties and uncle who arrived shortly after bathtime (with dinner waiting for them). Once she went to bed, we did a sibling gift exchange (a post-holiday tradition among the 4 of us, the gift limit is $50) and then just hung out until everyone went to bed.
Daily total: $0

January 26:
My birthday! My sisters and husband were all working today and youngest sibling had some school work to do in the morning so it was a little slow, but then our first activity was baking! We made sugar cookies and tried out using some cookie stamps that I got in our gift exchange. Then we took a break and made up eggs, sausage, toast and the leftover roast veggies for everyone for lunch before moving on to baking cupcakes in the afternoon. The day was mostly hanging out, baking, getting birthday phone calls and trying to keep the house clean-ish until we headed out for birthday dinner at 5 (keeping it early for the baby). My parents had offered to pay for dinner but I picked a slightly fancy place and didn't wanna bomb their credit card so we charged $174.30 of food to the Bank of Mom and Dad, and hubs paid for $58.04 of drinks (he and I had 2 drinks, everyone else had one. We all ordered an entree for dinner plus 2 appetizers for the table).
After dinner, hubby and I took the (somewhat grumpy) little babe home while my siblings did a grocery run for more breakfast foods, a few keto snacks, and icing for our cupcakes (we decided it was too much work to make from scratch). Their grocery total was $62.08. We'll review everyone's spending for shared items at the end of the weekend and settle up where needed. We closed out the day with cake, gifts (including $650 of birthday money), and a movie (13 Going on 30, of course).
Daily total: $0 ($58.04 plus TBD portion of groceries for the household)

January 27:
Friday! This was a shopping-heavy day for the gang as they're visiting from a smaller city so have a few staple stores they like to hit up when they're in town. They made breakfast when we got up so we ate and then headed out to store #1. One of my sisters just bought a house so they got a bunch of houseware stuff. I also found a soap dispenser that perfectly matches one of our bathrooms and bought it for $10.25. We came back home for lunch (sandwiches) and for the baby to nap after that one store and then my husband joined us for the afternoon (he worked for the morning). We went to Ikea, a book store and a hobby store in the afternoon. Hubs and I grabbed a knife, kitchen caddy and shelf insert at IKEA for $32.52. We got home and fed the baby dinner while the adults debated about where to order takeout from (it got too late to cook). We ordered burgers and fries from a local place for $84.10 (a total of 5 burgers, 3 sides and 2 drinks). My husband paid and my siblings offered to pay their shares but he probably won't let them. Spent the rest of the evening just hanging out together with Spotify and a bottle of wine.
Daily total: $42.77 ($126.87 for the household)

January 28:
Saturday! It was a busy day cleaning around the house ahead of the party we were hosting that night. We made breakfast in the morning and then a few of us went to the grocery store to get party snacks and dinner ingredients. The total was $91.13 (we bought fish to make for dinner which was about half the cost).
We spent more time cleaning and organizing afterwards, did a short workout during baby girl's nap (yoga with the Down Dog app), and then decided to skip baby's afternoon swimming lesson (it would have been our second of 9 classes at the university nearby. They cost $64 so works out to about $7/lesson so I don't mind too much if we miss one). Instead, we made plans to visit my cousin, her husband, toddler and newborn for a bit in the afternoon since my siblings don't see them often. They made us tea even we got there and brought out some crackers and cheese to snack on, plus we brought some of the cupcakes we'd made the other day. We stayed and visited while the little girls played together for a couple of hours and then went home and made dinner (fish with veggies and rice, we're a bit limited in coming up with options to accommodate my sister's diet). Hubby did a liquor store run while we were cooking and spent $150 on a box of white wine, a bottle of red, a case of beer, a case of White Claw, and some vodka. We did baby's bath time after dinner and then just hung out waiting for guests to arrive around 8pm. In total, we had about 20 people come, plus the 5 of us. Most arrived between 8-930 and brought some drinks. I think the first guests left around 11, but most stayed until 1230/1am and the last few people left at 1:40! I don't know what sorcery I've evoked, but we somehow managed to have baby girl stay up with our guests until 9 and then she went to bed super easily and slept peacefully through all the noise. She did way better than I expected, it was kind of impressive! 🙌 Even the cat stayed to hang out for most of the night. It was a really fun party and successful mixing of multiple social circles. I'm glad we did it! Everyone was dead tired at the end though.
Daily total: $91.13 ($241.13 for the household)

Weekly Tally
Food + Drink - $292.99 ($585.13 for the household)
Fun / Entertainment - $0
Home + Health - $108.62
Clothes + Beauty - $0
Transport - $0 ($678.82 for the household)
Weekly total - $401.61 ($1,342.57 for the household)

Lastly, reflect on your diary!
This week was a bit unusual with my siblings being in town. I didn't expect any guests when I first signed up to do a diary this week, though they usually visit 2 or 3 times through the year. We also hadn't planned to throw the party, either. It was going to be earlier in the month but we had to reschedule due to illness. So both of these factors added a lot of expenses to the week that we wouldn't normally have. The rest of the week was pretty standard though. It was actually interesting to compare my spending now to the first money diary I did 3.5 years ago. My total for the week was not dissimilar ($983 then for just me) but back then I commented that it was a pretty normal amount for me and hadn't been a particularly expensive week, whereas now this is a lot for us to have spent in a week! I don't feel that any of my choices (then or now) have been overly frivolous though, and tbh I'm sure my spending will go up again once I'm back to work. It was also exciting to see that, despite all the costly life events that have happened in the last 3.5 years (getting married, buying a house, having a baby), my retirement savings have doubled since my last diary! Woohoo!!
Ultimately, this diary gives me a lot of reassurance about my financial situation. I often feel like I could/should be doing more and feel guilty about my spending habits, but then I see something like this and remember that I'm actually doing fine and am better at money management than I give myself credit for. My family was pretty low-income during my preteen and teenage years, so I learned money management through that lense and can often really feel the dichotomy of frugality/aggressive savings versus enjoying the benefits of a much different income level now. I'm also really proud of myself for navigating the change in income during maternity leave. I stressed about it a lot beforehand because I'm a type A planner and I think my system actually worked pretty well. I know I'm a high-maintenance kind of person as well, and things like that and not driving make me feel like I can easily become a burden on others, so I go to a lot of effort to be as independent as I can in meeting those needs (maybe that's why we don't have fully joint finances... 🤔). Anyways, I really enjoyed doing this diary and it's turned into a pretty cool snapshot of this time in my life!
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2023.01.27 23:45 Ok_Organization_2475 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♂️Alternate names for white pepo👱🏻‍♂️👱🏻‍♀️

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༻F༺ Feta cheese folks Flavorless oatmeal Flavorless Twinkies Flour freak Flour power Foam cups Funky dime smelling bitch
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༻H༺ Hidden valley ranch Hueless crayons Hueless hooligans
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༻S༺ Salt rock Saltine cracka Saltine symbiote Salt shaker Salty scallywags Saltines Sand crabs Sand soldier Seasonably challenged People Sentient snowmen Sheepskin Silentos silencers Snow apes Snow bunnies Snow opossum Snow rat Snow roach Snow toads Snow worm Sour cream citizens sour cream gorillas Sour cream n onion sour cream snakes Sour patch pilgrims Starch maggot Stripeless zebras Styrofoam balls Styrofoam sickness Sundown siblings
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༻U༺ Useless crayon Uncolored coloring books Uncolored orangutan Uncolored skittles Unedited Google doc Unmelaninated others Unused pad Unwhipped cream
༻V༺ Vanilla pudding cups Vanilla cricket Vanilla gorillas Vanilla vultures Vanilla villagers Vanilla wafers
༻W༺ Walking recessive genes Wiggerely wiggers Winter wombats Whipped cream armadillos White board White blood cells White Mutation White-out monkeys White pus White trash White tongue White walker Wonder bread wonderbread warriors
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2023.01.22 01:25 Chonkin_GuineaPig Guests didn't get shit for Christmas from my mother's side of the family because their new dogs are more important. While it reduces clutter from entering my parent’s dilapidated hoarder house, I’m still mad as hell at the fact that I don’t get to enjoy much of anything in my life without suffering.

TL;DR: Life is completely fucked, extended family treats us like shit, doesn't give out a damn thing to anyone this year except a single stocking, turns out they've been obsessively hoarding endless bags of brand new $5 items they could've easily given out and chose not to.
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If you don't know me (21F), this is my story.
My late grandmother on my dad's was a hoarder (level 5-6). Hoarded all kinds of papers, outfits, trinkets and even my father's baby clothes.
I wasn't ever allowed to open any kind of drawers or touch anything outside a single dresser being held up by a wooden block that had my clothes in it. Barely had room for a single bowl of cereal on the kitchen table and had my LPS collection taken away by the special ed teachers because the classroom was the only clean place to play with them.
I'd often trespass into the neighbor's junkyard because of how bored out of my damn mind I was and had nobody to play with. I was essentially one of those kids that got stuck watching bootleg Space Chimps camrips on repeat from a Walmart brand air mattress.
Nearly all my childhood toys except for 4-5 succumbed to my grandma's hoard, and my father moved into our "new" house right before the pandemic in December of 2019.
He (60M) has what I can only describe as "low-functioning Asperger's" from the lack of treatment as a child to the point where he's turned into a full-blown neckbeard nester (without the piss jugs ofc). He's socially deranged to the point where he is completely unmanageable and has never been in charge with my care for that very reason.
The filth and roach problem at my mother's has gotten significantly worse because of his ignorant behavior and what used to be the kid's bedroom is now a sweat layered 1 inch mattress surrounded by tons of dirty trash, pill bottles, and broken down computer parts.
He still insists on hanging out at my late grandma's house even though the place is falling in and absolutely caked in mold. If it weren't for that and being completely surrounded by alcoholic deadbeats, I honestly wouldn't care to clean it out just to have someplace else to live that wasn't infested with roaches and coated with animal feces.
Even if I got rid of all my mother's old clothes behind her back, that wouldn't stop my father from surrounding himself with pure squalor.
As for her (60F), she lays around 24/7 and doesn't do a single thing with her life unless it's a trip to Walmart or out to eat (only when she feels like it). It takes me hours to get my own mother up off the couch and out of the house, but only when she gives in.
This woman is clinically diagnosed with manic bipolar disorder, but evidence clearly shows that she may also have both catatonic depression and narcissistic personality disorder.
This homeless friend of hers (59F) has completely hoarded the shit out of the basement and constantly beats the living fuck out of her two "puppies" that she kept after the mother was hit by a car for not being on a leash. She won't even put a collar on them because she considers it "abusive" and that her dogs already listen to her (they clearly don't).
These poor things have practically been locked up in the basement and forced to live in their own feces and urine since birth. In fact, the smell of urine is so strong that we can smell it all the way from not the bathroom but the bedroom. Local animal control doesn't really give a fuck about everyday house pets as long as an animal has an owner.
We've already suggested giving one of the dogs to us multiple (including the mother) so I'd have something to do around the house. However, it ultimately failed and this woman is too far gone to reckon with. Any criticism of this behavior is considered being abusive towards her "precious babies".
I can't even sleepover at my older sister's because of all the ammonia of the dogs pissing all over the floor and the cats having to take a shit every two minutes.
While they've toned down and grown up since then, her kids used to completely decimate my padlocked bedroom day after day for nearly a decade straight while I was forced to live in constant fear.
My sister would often make them cry and punish them on a daily basis. They'd often live in their own leftovers with all kinds of dirty plates, pizza, and chip bags all over the upstairs. I think this is why they took out all their frustrations not only on each other, but me as well.
Today I have issues with locating everyday objects such as brushes, medication, and even prescription glasses because of my parents' horrific lifestyle. I can't focus enough to do basic household chores because I'm so overwhelmed by how insanely filthy everything is.
Social services won't do jack fucking shit about their living conditions and told me to my face that I need to quit complaining and that roach feces all over the canned goods was fine because warehouses have rats. The focus has now switched over getting me moved out "temporarily" (probably 10 years), so I guess they're just gonna lay around in filth until the day they die.
Needless to say, I've spent most of my whole life between two crackhouses even if nobody actually smokes crack. However, my mother still does weed while the lady in our basement pops gabapentin.
I have to lock up every damn thing I own in the closet or my upstairs bedroom because I have to move out before I can actually use or enjoy it, which is why the "six months rule" doesn't apply to me.
I don't personally identify as an age regressor myself since I consider it to be infantilizing autistic interests, but I more than likely experienced some form of psychological age-regression throughout my teenage years to some degree which led to poor behavior and lots of impulse spending. These pent up issues (along with EVERYONE'S obsessive hoarding) resulted in angry bitterness towards other girls, women, and just about everyone who had a better life than me in general.
I'm finally learning to appreciate things like actually cute clothes or decently good perfume, most of the time it still looks or smells like some kind of middle-aged Karen bullshit.
Every single year, I get frustrated the living fuck out of when it comes to Christmas because of this. My whole childhood meant being handed a bag of broken bootleg jewelry, a gift card, and piles of shitty designer clothing only to go back and isolate myself to the drug den.
Half the time the shit was too fucking small and I'd just have to do without it (family doesn't do returns) while everyone made fun of my bust and body size. Meanwhile, everyone else I know gets to sprawl all over clean floors with their dog and presents that they genuinely enjoy.
I know I don't need to be bringing more shit into an already heavily trashed house, but I finally wanted to experience the joy of unwrapping something I genuinely like.
I just want to feel included in the holiday season for once. With the obligatory requirement of southern hospitality from the elders, it's not like I can just say no to physical gifts entirely.
Now that I received things I genuinely like for once from people I love, I can't even enjoy the fucking shit and have to lock it in the closest with everything else because my deadbeat parents decide they're just gonna keep wallowing around in pest infestations and filth.
I can't even enjoy something as simple as a mug of cocoa because all the food in the house is completely caked in roach feces. My sister even tried to make my parents to clean up the place, but she's just too busy with her life to deal with them anymore.
I've completely given up because there's no since in even trying anymore when neither of my parents hold themselves accountable to any degree whatsoever.
The very best I can possibly do is to move into a dirty looking nursing out in the city because it's the only place for hundreds of miles that isn't owned by batshit insane evangelists.
In fact, I've been so angry and upset about the situation that my submissions on other subs have been removed twice. I swear to God, I'm not the ungrateful little shit everyone thinks I am.
I only developed such a bitter mindset from being so exhausted of the way my extended family has horrifically treated me my whole life and how I've been forced to live in filth and shame because of my parents ignorance.
I'm sorry if my pissbaby rants about getting body lotion and fuzzy socks every damn year somehow made people think I was shaming all those poor church women or any other grown adult for being into those things.
The truth is that I don't actually hate women at all, but have started to notice the fact that many of these people all are in the exact same boat as I am with people getting them stuff that THEY think we should be into.
I spent nearly three to four damn months trying to figure out what I wanted for Christmas (as backing out isn't an option) and spent hours dwindling it down to what each recipient considered "appropriate" enough.
The wishlist for my family included "popular" things like a glitter Pop-Grip, a super cute pencil pouch, a Switch game and a matching bag figure for $5, and a Switch accessory kit to go with it for $40. None of which they could "afford" or "find" (despite providing a direct link AND shipping costs).
My cheapskate father decided to buy two of the Squishville sets off of eBay, one of which ended up being the wrong pack entirely. This means that I'm now stuck with having to re-gift 4 of the 6 out of the Squad pack, on top of being stuck with a Pillow Pet that's too small.
The list for the Angel Tree had around three different toy brands, lore books for my favorite cartoons, Albanese gummies, and other stuff that my mother would never approve of.
While I didn't exactly get the lore book or the LOL collector's doll yet, never in this world did I imagine that they'd actually go ahead and give me a Jellycat Bashful Bunny of my very own.
I was really hoping for a single Scribble Scrubbies set where I would only have to worry about needing to re-gift just one or two pets and an extra brush at most, but I ended up not just one but BOTH the Arctic Explorer set and the regular Peculiar Pets set with the sparkle tub.
As much as I really do appreciate the giant snow plow (which I'm definitely keeping btw), I'm still stuck with having to give away 3 of the 4 pets from the regular Peculiar Pet set as well as all the extra markers/brushes and the other tub from the Arctic Explorer set.
I know I can just chuck a pet, tub, markers and brush together as one and hand out the other two as part of a gift bag along with one of the Squishmallows, but it still feels like a monumental task since I don't go outside much.
I only put down a couple of things from Disneyland Resorts and some Pokemon merch for the "rich side" of the family because if I didn't, I was afraid they'd blow even more money on ugly designer clothing two sizes too small and bootleg jewelry that wouldn't even fit around my neck without an extender.
Every year we go down to their house after church, eat brunch, and open presents. Afterwards, everyone CONSTANTLY moans and groans about my uncle being some skinhead freak when he's just mildly annoying to me.
I know it's not exactly appropriate to show off some stupid cop shit like demonstrate how to knock somebody out at a Christmas gathering of all places, but at least he's not getting all drunk/high or grabbing at everyone's asses.
I know tons of men that treat their wives and kids way worse than he does. Deep down, he's just another speck of dust on the Earth that likes to brag a lot even if it's about the worst subject imaginable (politics). I think the REAL problem that everyone deliberately ignores is my batshit hateful excuse of an "aunt".
I get that my sister dismisses her behavior because they were raised together, but this crazy woman has been downright hateful and even body shamed me since I was little for absolutely no reason. She even demanded a super expensive rabbit fur coat from her father at the age of 5 and threatened to go coatless in the snow if she didn't get it.
This crazy lady has ALWAYS lived with our grandma and acts like she completely rules over everyone else during the holidays, even to the point of treating her own mother and husband like shit.
I know that people limit guests to open spaces around the holidays, which is totally understandable. However, it felt super weird at the same time because whatever quick glance we got of the bedroom from putting our coats away meant that it was scattered with boxes and all kinds of trinkets all over the dressers.
I didn't really think much of it because it was just like that at my other grandma's and my mother's friend's house. I was always taught that's just how people lived and there was nothing I could do about it.
Any time I'd glance at the statues on the wall in the hallway or pens crowded together in a cup, they'd go into complete shambles about how I'm too nosy and touching everyone's shit.
I wasn't allowed to mention anything about a snack when I was little, and I wasn't allowed to ask for a single bottle of coke until I entered highschool.
We went in the "front room" maybe twice in my entire life, but only to grab the stockings off one of those really fancy lounge couches that I've only ever seen on MLP (don't know the name of it). The room was never actually dirty with filth or pests like my parents, it was just piled up as an abandoned storage room past that point for whatever reason.
I knew that it was always crowded full of random junk to keep us kids from wandering in there, but this year there was a full-blown mountain of shit piled all the way to the damn ceiling right in the middle of the dining room window where everyone could see.
I was aware that my aunt had a handful of Webkinz back in the day, but only because they were pugs or in direct reference to a popular nickname of hers.
She also had a pretty hefty TY collection of various animals at their former camper that were shoved in a trash bag and left to rot, but I wasn't allowed to rescue a single one of them from being eaten up and destroyed by mice.
I've always loved stuffed animals and toys myself so I didn't think much of it, but at the same time I've always been explicitly targeted and harassed by everyone else because of that.
Instead of having any kind of basic place to store our coats anymore, we're now forced to pile all of them on top of an already existing pile of random crap. This "pile" was made up of endless amounts of plastic bags were piled full to the brim with brand new kid's toys, Christmas candy, $5 LED disco balls, etc. from the Dollar General.
I knew they weren't for the cousin's kids at all because we were about to leave (something of mine fell out 8of the pocket) and everyone else had already left. If these items were for the kids at their local church, they would've passed them out by now.
My aunt freaked out and got hateful just because I was frantically trying to look for something of mine that slipped down into junkpile. Nothing of mine would've gotten at all lost if shit wasn't piled out the ass.
The only logical conclusion is that this woman is either a very mentally ill obsessive hoarder or she bought all these Squeezamals and Squishmallows for their new dogs.
There was also this Baby Shark song cube smack dab in the middle of their classic rocking chair filled with several bags full of dog treats that they eat daily (at least 5 different brands) way before the cousins showed up, so I can only assume that this thing belonged to the dogs.
I don't have a problem with people letting their pets mess around with plain old stuffies from the Dollar Tree, but these things were meant for human children had all kinds of scented foam and velcro battery packs inside of them.
These brand new purebred shit zus have been insanely spoiled in just a matter of months to the point where these people can't afford to give their human relatives any kind of actual Christmas anymore.
All my niece and I got outside of our yearly stocking was a single sweatshirt and a small gift bag from our uncle's wife. I'm very grateful for the $50 (half of what we usually get), but holy fuck.
The adults didn't even get anything outside of the stocking with the exact same shit in it (car mounts and a hairbrush). I'm surprised we didn't even get fresh fruit in our stockings like we've always done for the past 15 years.
I'm low-key infuriated that her hateful smartass sister (the ACTUAL spoiled one) chose to obsessively hoard piles and piles of brand new stuff that could've easily been split between all of us, but didn't give those poor toddlers a goddamn thing except a stocking with a single diecast vehicle, a super ugly bootleg plush for the baby.
The only thing those little boys got to actually open before they left was a pack of socks and a single pair of the cheapest, ugliest damn bootleg fleece clothes I ever saw in my life.
I know those kids probably have boatloads of new toys at home, but it still pissed me the fuck off nonetheless. For young children who wouldn't get presents under the tree from anywhere else, it really hurts.
The two good things that came out of this was a Bath n Body that finally didn't kill my nose for once and some super thin hairbrush that doesn't hurt my head (which I plan on finding another online because the color I got was kinda ugly).
While it did effectively cut down on the clutter to a major degree, this came as an absolute shock since they'd casually blow at least $40,000 a YEAR just on presents (gaming chairs, cookware sets, chainsaws, etc.) and hand out $100s to everyone without a damn problem since I was little.
Even while my uncle was still recovering from throat cancer, they NEVER failed to provide all these outlandish gifts for everyone but us.
My parents would get next to nothing year after year while I was always stuck with all the shitty bootleg clothes and jewelry that fell apart instead of having anything fun to do like all the other kids.
This kinda behavior towards me is exactly why I get insanely pissed off all the time. The only reason I even started dogging on all these random church ladies who don't know any better is because the only thing worse than getting stuff you hate is getting those exact same things a second time around.
My mother always went on about how you don't ever stick your nose in everyone else's damn business, and you sure as fucking hell don't ask anybody for a damn thing.
If I ever spoke up for myself in any way, shape, or form, my mother would tell me to quit being a pain in the ass (which she still does to this very day). For my entire childhood, I was only allowed to give out my sizes to the local Angel Tree and absolutely NOTHING else.
Everyone already knew I loved to draw. But honest to God, no kid in this world wants all these bulky ass "professional" art kits made for grown adults year after year when all the pencils and paper at Walmart look so much cooler.
The ONLY reason I got anything I remotely enjoyed at ALL is because I stopped giving a fuck about what this woman "wanted" for me and just expressed my desires to them in private over social media DMs.
I know I could just order what I want online with the money I got from the rich side of the family (which I plan on doing already), but all that Amazon packaging just doesn't feel the same as having something cool to unwrap under the Christmas tree.
The one reason I didn't want to remove myself from the local Angry Tree this year is because without them, I wouldn't have really had much of a Christmas at all this year.
The fact that these women had the audacity to finally cater to my tastes for once means so much in a world where my side of the family gets treated like complete dogshit.
I feel absolutely awful that my sister and her oldest don't even get much of a Christmas at all while the other two kids are out partying at indoor water parks with their dad's side of the family. I'm gonna see if the church is able to add both of them to the Angel Tree in my place once I move out.
It's just that I don't understand why the mystery sponsor thought it was necessary to buy two whole pairs of pajamas, especially one that doesn't even match. Or why the sizes were way too big in the pants.
I'm now stuck 3 pairs of aloe infused that I can't even wear because my feet are essentially corroded with a semi-permanent form Athlete's feet as a result of my parents being reckless.
I'm getting rid of the extra Squishville characters, Scribble Scrubbies Pets, and extra aloe socks by re-gifting them to my therapist and case manager.
I don't want to feel like I'm being a burden to others, it's just that my family produce way more than enough trash already and I'd hate to add even more to it.
I'd be absolutely devastated to toss all this brand new stuff right in the garbage when someone else might not have the ability to afford these types of things (especially in regards to kid's toys).
While I do have a solid pretty idea of what to do with the extra Scribble Scrubbies and Squishmallows, I'm at a complete loss of what to do with all the clothes (a main source of clutter) regardless of whether I want to keep them or not.
Not only do my parents fail to make ANY kind of effort to donate or get rid of a single thing, they deliberately refuse to let me donate any kind of jeans or t-shirts because that's all my mother ever wears and call me selfish for doing so.
I begged my mother to go through them multiple times and she flat out ignored my pleas entirely. Doesn't make any kind of effort to do anything around the house but sleep 24/7.
I wouldn't care to just haul off everything up to group therapy without them knowing, but the place often piled with bags and boxes stuff that other people have brought in.
It's the only place I'm guaranteed access to (most of the time), meaning that it's just about the only place that I can drop off my stuff where it won't be broken into by deranged meth heads that won't even consider the needs of their kids.
They're already piled high onto the brim of stuff for bingo prizes. I don't want the staff ending up with more than what they can get rid of either.
The stack of prizes is practically a landslide, yet they insist on buying stuff nobody wants from the Dollar Tree even though they don't have that kind of money.
The staff usually don't do anything with garbage bags of donated clothes for weeks on end to make sure that all the clients, who often appear to be hoarders themselves, get a chance to go through everythinv. It absolutely disturbs me about how they treat all this hoarding behavior (even that of leftover wrapping paper) as this cute little quirk that everyone has.
There are one to two clothing boxes scattered nearly a hefty 7 miles out of town and only get checked once a month (if they aren't broken into by deranged meth heads who hate kids that is).
I'd still pick somewhere else not only because they don't accept anything outside of clothes or shoes, but also because everything's left to sit out in the middle of the rain/snow/etc. and ruin.
My parents don't have the gas to drive all willy-nilly everywhere, and would much rather stay locked up in their filthy cesspool of pests than to spend money they don't have on gas. I definitely wouldn't mind driving there myself, but my vision issues are so bad that I can't even look for my glasses, medication, and other necessities when I need them.
I genuinely don't have access to any other drop-off locations outside of contributing to whatever's already piled all over the filing cabinets at group therapy.
My anger was never meant to be about greed. It was reflecting on a constant struggle not being able to set proper boundaries without looking like a complete asshole to people who don't know any better. The limits of being in a very rural area means having absolutely no access to ANYTHING outside of Dollar General (or Walmart if we're lucky).
I can't use any kind of "buy nothing" groups because the house itself is infested with roaches and my parents don't want strangers parking outside. Everyone at ChildofHoarder has already suggested multiple drop-off locations and even free pick-up services, neither of which I can do simply because they're way, WAY too far out of reach for us. We don't even have things like Uber drivers or DoorDash because of how rural and abandoned the area is. If there IS one of these places "nearby" at all, it's at least 4-5 hours away from any direction.
I'll probably lay off on buying anything else until my birthday in March, but even then there's really no guarantee of being able to move away anyway. I'm just being overwhelmed with all this stuff that I just can't seem to get rid of even though I desperately want to.
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2023.01.18 15:08 AveenoBabyLotion List of white people (You're welcome)

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2023.01.17 01:14 ScipioMoroder Best and Worst Candidates to Uplift

Given our increasing advancements in targeted gene editing through technology such as CRISPR-cas9, our increasing understanding of the human genome and our advancements in AI, it may be possible to biologically and culturally uplift some non-human species one day in the distant future. So I'm just going to run through my biased lists of non-human species that we probably could uplift that wouldn't be completely awful and backfire on us and species we could uplift that probably would be horrific and backfire on us. This is largely meant to be more light hearted post, although not entirely unscientific, with this being a hypothetical discussion on how we'd integrate a non-human species or multiple species into a possible future human civilization.
The Better Candidates
Meh
Fuck no
So that is my list of animals we that (I guess if we had to) would either be good, neutral or absolutely god awful candidates to uplift to sapience. Again, this is more of a light hearted post meant to generate discussion, but it's also not really a direct joke post either, I would actually enjoy having a discussion on the best and worst candidates to bring to sapience if we ever (and we likely, eventually will) develop the capacity to do so.
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2023.01.06 16:23 MisanthropicScott I think humans made a mistake losing our fur

I know it wasn't a conscious decision we made. I also know we didn't have really good fur. Actually, I've never touched a chimp. They just don't look that soft.
Our fur probably wasn't soft like a cat or super-luxurious like members of the weasel family. I have had the pleasure of petting two different species of otters.* They're amazing!
But, I just think it would be nice to have decent fur. Fur gives some protection from the cold. But, insulation also works both ways meaning fur can protect from heat as well. Plus, when chimps go into piloerection, they look awesome! All we get are fricken' goose bumps.
I even had the good fortune to be born 6 weeks early, which was actually life-threatening in the 1960s, but means that I was born furry! I didn't get to keep it though.
It's called lanugo when a human is born early in development when we still have our ape fur.
In that era, women gave birth under ether. Infants were brought to a room with a viewing window for the fathers (who did bugger all during the birth) would come to see their newborn babies. My father told me about this sometime in my early twenties. He said he would wait until the other fathers had left and then ask them to bring over the monkey.
I told my mother that he told me that. She said, "Is he still telling that story‽ It fell out after one day!" She didn't deny it was true though. I was born with my ape fur.
So, now I want my fur back.
I guess I'm glad I didn't end up as the only furry child in school. That would have been bad. I got bullied enough just for being Jewish, gay by association**, and particularly small and terrible at sports.
But, I still want fur. Is that weird as someone who isn't even a furry? (Nothing wrong with being a furry. I'm just not.)
 
* Regarding otters: The two otters I've had the opportunity to play with were both being rehabilitated for release back into the wild.
One was in Lake Tahoe, a North American river otter. She was so amazingly soft. Friends of ours were volunteering at the Lake Tahoe Wildlife Care organization and got permission to let us tag along. We went with the otter to a river where she was practicing swimming and other behaviors needed for release to the wild. She was SOOOOO soft when she was dry (also very squirmy). Then she got wet and was even softer!
The other otter was a giant river otter, a South American species, in Guyana. He was huge! He wasn't fully grown yet but was already enormous. As with his North American cousin, he was amazingly soft when dry and even softer when wet. We also played with him in the river. The woman who was working to rehabilitate him said he was free not to come back whenever he was ready to go. The river we took him to was perfect habitat for him. All he had to do was wonder off and not come back. That day, he came back.
 
** Regarding "gay by association": I know it's a weird phrase. But I was bullied for being gay even though I am not. My best friend was gay (past tense because he died of AIDS in 1990 at age 27). Oddly, the bullying started before he or I even knew what gay meant. It began as early as grade school. And, of course, they didn't call us gay. They used another term. And, not all of the bullying was verbal, some was physical. This is one of the reasons why I'm a very strong LBGTQ+ ally.
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2022.12.21 01:39 dect60 Tired of reddit copypasta re Iran's "democratic" government being overthrown in 1953, so dropping some truth on the ignorant... (those who know Iranian history disregard)

It is tiresome to read again and again on the internet and especially on reddit about how Iran would be X or Y had the evil Westerners not "overthrown" the democratically elected government of Iran in 1953.
This copypasta is bandied around so much and so many fall for it with zero interest or curiosity to delve deeper to see if any of it is true. Well, no, it isn't true.
Sadly, unfortunately, tragically, [insert adjective of your choice here]...

Iran has NEVER been a democracy

Read that again.
While our future is bright and with the imminent the removal of the Islamic theocracy we will have the opportunity to have a secular democracy that represents and governs all Iranians, that will be a very important first for our ancient people, land and society.
What most ignorant people refer to in the above lazy copypasta are the events in and around 1953 with the appointment and dismissal of Mossadegh.

READ THAT AGAIN

appointment
and
dismissal
Mossadegh was appointed, not elected, as per the 1906 Iranian constitution:
ART. 46. The appointment and dismissal of Ministers is effected by virtue of the Royal Decree of the King.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prime_ministers_of_Iran
You and I may not like that article in the 1906 constitution. While we're free to have our opinions about it, we can not have our own facts. The facts are that just like previous PM's (which included him btw!) Mossadegh was appointed legally (in accordance with the enacted constitutional framework) and also legally dismissed as well.
Funny that no one mentions or even remembers the first time around that he was appointed and dismissed: 28 April 1951 appointed and 17 July 1952 dismissed (1 year, 80 days) but every ignorant person loses their minds re the second time in 1952/1953 !!
Furthermore, it is hilarious that Mossadegh is now seen by some ignorant people devoid of any historical knowledge as a symbol or champion of democracy.
Mossadegh was so "democratic" that his referendum to dissolve parliament so that he obtains absolute power won 99.93% of the votes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1953_Iranian_parliamentary_dissolution_referendum
What did credible international publications think of his democratic zeal?
TIME magazine: “Hitler’s best as a vote-getter was 99.81% Ja’s in 1936; Stalin’s peak was 99.73% Da’s in 1946. Last week Premier Mohammed Mossadegh, the man in the iron cot, topped them all with 99.93%.”
NBC TV’s John Cameron Swayze announced: Mossadegh “has accomplished what Hitler and Stalin could not. He received 99 9⁄10 percent of the vote in a carefully managed referendum.”
New York Times: “A plebiscite more fantastic and farcical than any ever held under Hitler or Stalin is now being staged in Iran by Premier Mossadegh in an effort to make himself unchallenged dictator of the country.”
NYT, A Bid For Dictatorship, 7/15/52:”Having brought his country to the verge of bankruptcy,Premier Mossadegh is now trying to take it further along the road to ruin by demanding dictatorial powers for 6 months,on the plea that he needs these powers to pull Iran out of the crisis into which he has plunged it.What he proposes is in effect a legalized coup d’etat that smacks of Hitler’s technique.This is the legal device by which Hitler also acquired absolute powers he had no intention,of course, of surrendering them on termination of the ostensible period for which they had been granted, and there is no assurance that Mr. Mossadegh would act differently.”
Melbourne paper, The Argus (8/21/53): “THE swift and violent overthrow of Dr. Mossadegh , Premier and virtual dictator of Persia, has been a complete surprise to the world, and a pleasant surprise to the Western half of it.”
The fact is many contemporary international news outlets referred to Mossadegh as a dictator because that’s what he was. There was nothing democratic about his reign (nor his coup attempt at overthrowing the Shah) Anyone who says otherwise is either naive or lying.
There’s only one reason a handful of Iranians have rehabilitated, re-branded, mythologized and continue to promote Mossadegh: their disdain for the late Shah.
Lamenting the loss of a Mossadeq because of democratic ambitions betrays a lack of knowledge of Iranian history.The most common misconception is that he was democratically elected. He wasn’t, he was appointed by the King.Another misconception is that he was a champion of democracy.
During his tenure Mossadegh dissolved the senate, shut down parliament, not once did he hold a full meeting of the council of ministers, suspended elections for the National Assembly, announced he would rule by decree, jailed hundreds of opponents, and the cherry on top of this "democratic" so called champion: he dismissed the Supreme Court.
This angered the National Assembly so he announced a referendum to decide if it should be dissolved. At the opening session he gave a speech aimed at intimidating dissenters saying only 80% of those present truly represented the people - for visuals think Saddam’s parliament speech with that cigar.
Our “champion of democracy” arranged that those voting for dissolution and those against voted in plainly marked booths. The signal was clear: anyone brave enough to vote in opposition would be beaten up by his street hooligans/Tudeh (Communist) supporters.
Dissolution won by 99% of all votes!
In one town with a population of 3,000, 18000 votes were cast in favor of Mossadeq’s undemocratic dissolution. His democratic ideals were so far reaching he allowed the dead to vote. Hundreds of people were killed during his rigged elections.
By the time of the counter-coup that toppled him he had 27 gallows put up on Sepah Square to hang his enemies in public. All but approximately 4 days of his premiership were under martial law/curfew. There was nothing democratic about his reign.
While a member of parliament he posed as a champion of the constitution, due process, representative govt, free press; but only in a few months did he do the things mentioned above. Khomeini promised democracy too. Had his revolution not succeeded he too would be touted a great democrat
From 1941-1979 Mohammad Reza Shah Pahlavi appointed & dismissed 22 PMs (incl. Mossadegh twice) in accordance to the 1906 Constitution.Yet, Mossadeq is the only 1 referred 2 as “democratically elected” despite the fact that all were appointed and dismissed in the same manner.
What set Mossadeq apart from the pack were his political ambitions.After becoming Prime Minister he successfully forced the Shah 2 appoint him Minister of War,granting himself absolute power.He soon replaced officers w/those loyal 2 him, consolidating power to obtain the throne via a coup
When the Shah finally dismissed Mossadegh in accordance with his legal authority under the Constitution of 1906, Mossadeq had the officer who delivered the dismissal decree arrested, his Foreign Minister published an editorial in Bakhtar-e-Emruz denouncing the Shah & called for his ouster.
It’s clear to the objective student of Iranian modern history that Mossadeq initiated a coup against the Shah and the events that followed & led to Mossadegh’s downfall should more appropriately be labeled a “counter-coup”
The Mossadegh that many promote is more of a myth like CheGuevara. People think he stood for things which were inconsistent with reality.
Also, it bears notice that Mossadeq's own Chief of Police & cousin, General Daftari, joined the royal forces to topple him. He was disliked by everyone except his communist friends.
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