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Tesla Winning victims. u/MUI-Tojo
Account Goes Sayonara And New One Has Something That Honors Tesla, Also Tweets BTS Is Mid u/Nazipartymember149
Perfumes His Asshole u/Said0n
Spicy Brunhilde Art u/Tenzen1
2 Shots Of Hot Sauce. u/Snoop_Wolff
Pee Drinking u/PimpDaddyEzio
Toilet Paper Consumpiton(He's The OG)- Replaced with u/Whack-Around u/Globofchaos
Drinking Bottle Of Shui u/ParanormalBeluga
Zapping Himself With 1M Volts(He's Beelzebub wannabe) u/ShadowKaras
1000+ Fanfic TeslaXBeel Porn u/Kalkujlator
A Spoon Of Wasabi Nom Nom u/The3nlightened0ne
Donation To Mysterious Weeb u/TheKnightGame
Dick Photo Posting u/PositiveAd4403
Smut Lu BuxThor(xLoki) Fanfic u/EmptyWorldliness907
Saying Nikola Tesla For 24 Hours Straight u/Total-Win-2000
Saying 'No' In 50 Different Languages u/Vind246
200 Pushups u/Axearon
Drinks 1L of Rakija(Regardless of the winner) u/trenxman-new-ac
Dance In Maid Outfit And Plague Doctor Mask On TikTok u/Fun-Establishment146
His Friends Becomes His Slave For A Week u/cowboy_andreww
Printing Poster Of Tesla u/Fatebetweenus
Shows IP Adress u/gladiatorbenny
Drinks TWO Whiskey Bootles In 10 Minutes And A Shot Of Tequilla In Between(Repeat If Won't Make It In Time) u/Joji_Narushima
Deletes An Account u/Stark8933
Invests In Tesla(5 Shares, (It's Around 1000$)) u/Scrimpychart27
Drinks Water u/Anxious_Line_5152
Fanart Of Tesla u/SixFootHalfing
Defends Any Hot Take Of My Choice u/Hot-Measurement243
Makes A Pun With Every RoR Character Name And User Pseudo u/115_zombie_slayer
Buys Tesla(We Will Find Out Later What He Means) u/Cafeciencia
Tesla Voice Acting(One Line, Preferably NO, NON, NEM, NEIN) u/SettChad55
Pulls Up To The Gym In Raiden Cosplay u/propro91
Will Reveal His God Roster u/Analldevestation432
Tries To Break His Uncles's Record Of Drinking 10 Cans Of Beer In One Sitting u/tortillazaur
Shaves His Beard u/thunderliscious
Burns I-Phone Box u/Vayrox_Ayp
Studies And Read More u/SHWauthor
Consumes The Hat(Literally) u/Surprise_Yasuo
Eats At Least 3 Very Spicy Wings u/Jays_Theboss
Down An Entire Bottle Of Milk u/jawadark
Becomes Vegan For A Week u/sudowoogo
Drinks Pee u/Martrix361
Buys 'Sex With Hitler' Game On Steam u/pocoloco20
Writes An Essay About Tesla In Collage u/Lord-Baldomero
Spits To The Sun u/Spiralhedface
Will Ask A Coworker Out u/UmotakuDBR
Draws Tesla And Gondull Together u/Jays_Theboss
Writes A Smut Fanfic Of Most Mismtached Ships u/shmoopyldoopy
Draws Poseidon-Raiden Twerk-off(SFW) u/theurougung
Eats 12 Carolina Reaper Wings Without Milk u/MR-Vinmu
Will Draw Hilde Pegging Hermes u/Suppasandwhich
Gets Tesla Panel Tattoo u/Hyperion_360
Makes Hades X Aphordite Doujin u/Pr0Rad4r
Chugs 3L Of Juice(Limit 20 Minutes, Repeats If Fails) u/The_FuneralKing
Cosplays Hades u/Ruisus
Makes A +18Fanfic MeXMysticAGV(100K Words+) u/ItzelChoi
Makes NSFW Sketch Of Tesla And Abriged Episode Of RoR u/NoAdministration4445
Cosplays Beel And Posts It u/The_realest_medel
Breaks His Nose u/Used_Mammoth7164
Drinks Mother's Green Smoothies For A Month u/MemeLordMario21
Touches Grass(Epic One) u/_IrisPlays_
Goes For Next Open-Book Calculus With Brian Only u/K-Wun
Changes Flair To Tesla And Bio To 'Tesla Is Love, Tesla Is Life' u/shadowy_venomous
Draws Spicy Shiva X Raiden Art u/anxnickk
Destroys 800$ Guitar(Or Gives It To Someone) u/RedIshGrape
Makes Spicy Loki Art u/youngyuewong
Runs 30KM Around Local Park u/miskoviccc5
Visits Tesla Grave And Hang His Manga Picture In Front Of Tesla House u/DarkKinto
Will Talk To His Crush u/Fatbabyinthearea2
Takes STEM Strand For Engineering u/Itsrisas
Gonna Rank Every Single Panel Tesla Is On(With Reasons) u/thelex0623
Watches 'The Room' 3 Times u/insert_epic_hahahere
Comes Out To Their Parents(Probably As A Reddit*r) u/Jafuncle
Creates A Shoey(Drink In Recently Worn Shoe Full Of Pepsi+Milk) u/Any-Culture8080
Buys ANY Manga For His Mom(To Be Determined) u/Alternative_Year_400
Makes Tesla Theme Cupcakes u/ljdollins
Leaks His IP u/benin_here2005
Creates Disgusting Concotion Of Food From Fridge u/PhantomOrbia
Writes A Fanfic On Wattpad u/Eurasiafirmi
Writes (Hundred Words) Rhymed Poem About Telsa u/Comfortable_Clue8427
Writes 500 Words(Minimum) Essay About Tesla u/modusoperandi8234
Downloads MGR:R u/Scrimpychart27
Eats 3 Ghost Peppers u/Diablo_Primal
Confesses To His Crush u/Ok_Pressure4371
Gonna Put ''Nikola Tesla The Goat'' On May Physics Exam. u/Strange_Success_6530
Performs English Cover Of One Of RoR Openings. u/ZayOnTime
Won't Play Video Games For A Week u/LurkinInAJerkin
Reads And Review 10 Chosen RoR Fanfics u/OrionWingSouth
Makes A Shitty Typeset Of Tenkaichi u/SpiritGun98
Changes Flair To Tesla Till R9 Fighters Are Revealed u/Radracon42069
Kisses The Girl He Likes u/Tynehw
Eats A Sheet Of A4 Paper u/SpookieSkelly
Starts Watching One Piece(Is Real) Since Beginning And Write Video Essay For Each Arc u/h____________o
Writes 5 Pages Essay Why Tesla Needed and Deserved To Win u/Skoll_sun_eater
Creates Multiple Tier Lists On Every Possible Stat With Every Character u/Scorch301
(Moderator) Voting On Sub On A New Flair u/Reshiboii
Screams Name Of His Crush At School's Stage u/dim66
Makes A Short DnD Campaign And Write A Post For Every Fight u/thecatcher1716
Shaves His Moustache u/RisingFist69
Platinum's WWE 2K20 Without Any Patches/Updates u/Helix1808
Reads Whole Spy X Family Manga u/magalahi670
Eats Picture Of Beelzebub u/Mael_The_Heretic
Writes R9 Fanfic u/Icy-Humor2907
Goes To School In A Full Cosplay(Jack Probably) u/pendrag0nidas
Eats A Random Page From The Divine Comedy u/ChemiXZ
Makes RoR AMV u/HamsterBig2946
During Test Shouts ''I'm Demon Lord Of The Sixth Heaven" u/Anomaly200
Draws Fan Matchup Of Self Chosing u/Historical-Oil-1495
Eats Two Burgers With Whole Bootle Of Tabasco Sauce On Them(No Water) u/PurePurpIe
Draws A Fanart Of Tesla and Edison Kissing u/Zorofanboy2006
Makes A Video Presenatation About Any RoR Topic u/Fatbabyinthearea2
Goes For Highest Possible Math Marks At School u/Splendid-Hat
Makes An Art Of Crying Adamas u/UndeadWeeb
Puts Tesla Sitcker On Laptop u/Vast-Logia
Downs A Gallon Of Water u/ZenoGeno
Gets Same Tattoo Hades Has On An Arm u/Ok_Researcher_5372
Head Slam Into A Table u/MrMiyagiIs
Buys A Fly Costume A Goes Bowling In Public u/Different-Case-6859
Goes To School With ''Beel Lost'' Written On A Forehead u/Full_Awareness5171
Drinks 2 Whiskey Bootles and 1000MG Edible u/Harem_Weeb
Buys A Poseidon Body Pillow u/Ultimateeinherjer
Colors ALL CHAPTERS Of The Manga, Including New Ones And Bonuses u/Natural-Cash7578
Makes Tesla Theme Cupackes u/Independent_Mango291
Twerks Butt Body Naked And Oiled Brandon The Erotic Barber u/Odd-Cheetah-9021
Draws A Smexy Version Of Any Chosen Characters u/----Poseidon---
Gets His GF Pregnant u/Banettebrochacho
Gets Asks Someone To A Prom u/xenoparakeet
Gives A Friend 10 Bucks u/Pretend-Dirt-1760
Donates Blood u/Dormotaka
Reads First 20 Chapters Of Recommened Novel(Royal Road) 124 Bets
Beelzebub Winning Victims u/FirefighterThick2798
Account Goes Adios u/RevolutionarySell183
Account Goes ByeBye And New Has Something That Honors Beel u/Omni_UT
Account Goes Arrivederci Creates New One Honoring Beel u/Glum-Phase-7783
Account Goes Dasvidania u/trenxman-new-ac
Dances In Maid Outfit And Plague Doctor On TikTok u/cowboy_andreww
Makes Lifesize Cardboard With Beel(Most Likely In Maid Dress) u/Axearon
Drinks 1L of Rakija(Regardless of the winner) u/Fun-Establishment146
Becomes His Friend Slave For A Week u/Fatebetweenus
Posts Whatever On Subreddit(No NSFW) u/Present-Ad8471
Plays Cyberpunk Without Patches On PS4 And Does All Side Missions u/chngrozd
Sits On A Bootle u/Kitchen_List4982
Records Himself Shitting His Pants u/BlckSm12
Unistalls LoL For 6 Months(Touches Some Grass) u/Efficient-Driver-2453
Cooks And Tries To Eat His Shoe u/No-Juggernaut-5847
Drops Super Rare Roblox Item(For Free) u/luigigamer111
Two Spoons Of Wasabi Eaten u/Recent_Ad3472
Drops Out From Medical School And Becomes Scientist u/YoYoMoM911
Eats Chocolate Chip Dipped In Mustard u/gladiatorbenny
Drink An Entire Whiskey Bottle In 10 Minutes(Repeat If Won't Make It In Time) u/Scrimpychart27
Drinks Water u/Anxious_Line_5152
Makes Fanart Of Beel u/ShiroYaksha97
Writing 20K Words Essay On Chosen Topic u/vietnam1224
Shoot One Of His Model Kits Off Balcony Using A Nerf Gun(Video Goes To Me) u/Axearon
Gets Beelzebub Tattoo(Lilith's One) u/Cafeciencia
Beel Voice Acting(One Line) u/ApplePitou
Not Using :3 For A Day u/WoollyShapeshifter
Hades Drawing u/Benihiko
Eats 2 Spoons Of Mayo u/Fidges87
Makes #TeslaDead On Twitter u/MeguminKunExeplosian
Makes Friend Post Some Spicy Hilde Art(With Hades) u/Vayrox_Ayp
Hits The Gym And Write More u/PhantomOrbia
Searches Entire Constelations u/Surprise_Yasuo
Eats At Least 3 Very Spicy Wings u/Jays_Theboss
Down An Entire Bottle Of Milk u/Lord-Baldomero
Spits To The Sun u/Globofchaos
Fanfic About Beel, Adamas and Tesla Having A Pillowfight u/Spiralhedface
Will Ask A Coworker Out u/UmotakuDBR
Will Draw Beelzebub And Lilith Together u/Jays_Theboss
Writes A Smut Fanfic Of Most Mismtached Ships u/Ok-Reporter3256
Writes 5K Word Plot For R9 Fighters u/Diabetic88
Attempts To Draw Chosen Character u/No_Satisfaction_2928
Never Posts On Subreddit Again u/Pr0Rad4r
Chugs 3L Of Juice(Limit 20 Minutes, Repeats If Fails) u/The_FuneralKing
Cosplays Rasputin(When He Shows Up) u/Deigapan
Publishes Adam And Eve RP(In 2 Languages) u/SideCharacter2421
Makes Round 8 Edit AmiasD Style An Post It On YT u/ItzelChoi
Makes NSFW Sketch Of Beelzebub u/Kaged200
Gets Slapper By 5 Friends(And Records It) u/No-Juggernaut
5847-Doing 3000 Pushups In 2 Weeks u/Subject-Secret
6230-Shows Parents Raiden VS Shiva Fight And Tells Shiva Lost u/anxnickk
Gives 10$ To Zero Enjoyer u/Vertemain
Drink A Glass Of Vinegar u/Coffeesquirrel1346
100 Face Slaps(Full Force) On Camera u/furof
Tweets BTS Is Mid u/JustRemka
Eats At Chiptole For One Lunch u/Fatbabyinthearea2
Takes HUMMS Strand To Become Therapist u/Useful_Plant9840
Leg Month(Not A Single Day Break) u/thelex0623
Watches 'The Room' 3 Times u/yushakoe1
Deletes All Steam Games u/Levis045
Watches ANYTHING Chosen By Friend u/Alternative_Year_400
Creates Low-Quality Satan Comic u/ljdollins
Goes To Church Right After Work u/Pintitled_Ploose
Eats Toilet Paper u/PhantomOrbia
Writes A Fanfic On Wattpad u/modusoperandi8234
Downloads DMC 5 u/pollo_mann
Doesn't Eat For 3 Days u/Any-Culture8080
Best 50 Euro On Beel Winning u/Majestic_Cow706
Reads 1400 Chapters Of Hajime No Ippo In Less Than 2 Weeks(Then Voices Opinion About It, 8-10 Sentences Per Arc) u/Globofchaos
Writes A Fanfic About Edison Stealin' Gondul From Tesla u/G2_Izan
Writes 5 Pages Essay Why Beelzebub Needed and Deserved To Win u/CubicG
Does BWW Blazing Challenge(10 Blazing Wings) And Try To Max Out On Bench After u/thecatcher1716
Styles His Moustache Like Jack The Ripper u/djswope94
Gets A RoR Related Tattoo On Arm u/Subject-Secret-6230
100%'s GTA V On A Console Without Aim Assist In The First Person Non Stop u/ur_Void
Doesn't Use Reddit For A Month u/Sea_Aerie1052
Makes A Roster Of Islamic Fighters u/magalahi670
Eats A Picture Of Tesla u/Recent_Ad3472
Watches Velma Series And Chosen Movie, Series. u/glueinass
Makes A Romance Fanfic Of Two Opponets In A Random Round u/G2_Izan
Divorces His Wife And Ask Other Girl Out u/Anomaly200
Draws A Fan Matchup u/Zorofanboy2006
Makes A Video Presenatation About Any RoR Topic u/Fatbabyinthearea2
Buys A Bible And Tries To Finish It u/pejic222
Gonna Translate Entire Series To Croatian u/Strange_Success_6530
Starts To Refer To All Greek Gods By Their Roman Names u/KirbyTheGodSlayer
Writes A 1K Word Cursed Ship Fanfiction. Uses Clown Emojis Instead In All Of Comments For A Week. ALSO, Gonna Post Why Tesla Solos Anime Verses(On Their Respective Subs) u/UndeadWeeb
Draws Beel And Call Him ''Big, Hot, Sexy Beast'' u/Vast-Logia
Drinks A Whole Bottle Of Hot Sauce(Da Bomb) u/Splendid-Hat
Makes A Complete Fanfic Of Fan-Made Roster u/ZenoGeno
Gets A 6Pack By July u/Pissaia_
Installs Leagu* O* Leg*nds u/Ok_Researcher_5372
Asks Crush Out And Posts Recording u/No-Cantaloupe-7836
Eats A Raw Onion u/Full_Awareness5171
Drinks 2 Whiskey Bootles, u/Mr_EZ_sk
Takes An Entire Gulp Of An Apple Cider Vinegar u/PsychologicalCry6203
Wears Clothes Of Friend's Choice And Takes A Picture Wearing Them u/Quintilos-Prime
Makes An Extremely Cursed Fanfic Of 2 Previous Fighters u/Natural-Cash7578
Makes Beelzebub Theme Cheesecake u/Explorador_da_web
Won't Create Posts On The Sub u/Crispy_Godfries
Ask Crush Out u/SunnyHoney3
Eats A Whole Pizza u/Kitchen_List4982
Shits His Pants And Ask 5 Girls Out 97 Bets
Draw Occurring Victims u/MUI-Tojo
Account Goes Sayonara And New One Has Something That Honors Tesla, Also Tweets BTS Is Mid u/Omni_UT
Account Goes Arrivederci Creates New One Honoring Beel u/Content-Sundae5941
Account Goes Au Revoir u/Sydfxs
Suck His Own PP u/denisochka_off
Shits In Cat's Tray u/Skrypa9900
Watches Boku No Pico u/dumb_breakfast
Whole Container Of Vanilla Extract Devouring u/Anxious_Line_5152
Fanart Of Beel VS Tesla u/Cafeciencia
Voice Acts Both u/Lord-Baldomero
Spits To The Sun u/theurougung
12 Carolina Reaper Wings No Milk(If Tesla Is The One Who Falls Later) u/The_FuneralKing
Cosplays Loki u/furof
Tweets That BTS Is Mid u/ljdollins
Leaks Secret Donal Trump Photos(We're Probably Gonna Get Fucked By Secret Service) u/modusoperandi8234
Downloads DMC 5 AND MGR:R u/Reshiboii
Screams Name Of His Crush At School's Stage u/G2_Izan
Divorces His Wife And Ask Other Girl Out u/Anomaly200
Draws Two Fan Matchups(One of Self Chosing) u/Nazipartymember149
Posts Most Embarassing Moments Of His Life u/Strange_Success_6530
Does Loki Fan-Art u/ZenoGeno
Gets 6Pack By July And Hades Tattoo u/MrMiyagiIs
Eats A Piece Of A Sand Paper u/Full_Awareness5171
Drinks 2 Whiskey Bootles, u/Natural-Cash7578
Makes Both If They Both Live or Neither If Both Die u/SunnyHoney3
Drinks 2L's Of Beer And Smoke 2 Joints u/shadowy_venomous
Draws Spicy Shiva Raiden Art u/That_Promise_7169
Eats A Dollar 27 Bets
If Satan Doesn't Appear-Posts Especially Bad Photo Of Self u/Nazipartymember149
If Satan Appears-Hands A Tribute To Hajun u/Exelior_
Grows The Beard(If Round Ends Next Chapter) u/Recent_Ad3472
Drink 2 Liters Of Expired Soda If Beelzebub Doesn't Have Planet Level Attack Stronger Than Chaos u/PhantomOrbia
Bets A Guitar(?), Bet Not Specified, Needs More Info
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2023.03.24 13:57 notforithanks Limerent Dream
Weird night, last night. Watching Game Grumps, I found myself laughing harder than I've laughed in a while at Dan semi-coherently proclaiming mid-microsleep "thank God fish aren't into cash" and then waking up immediately. Then I thought about the dream I had last night and found myself thankful I wasn't in Dan's shoes, because I'm not sure what I would have blurted out.
Reason being that I dreamt about being with you. I don't know in what capacity we were "together," but I remember at one point you were sitting on my lap, which is far more intimate a form of contact (for me anyhow) than we've ever had. Hell, I think I've hugged you all of one time, when one night you unexpectedly showed up at the dorm room I shared with three roommates with a friend of theirs, meeting up with them to smoke. You sat next to me on the futon and we talked a bit before you went off to smoke.
I think I've seen you one time since that chance encounter, and due to being distracted by the thunderstorm and hail outside, it didn't immediately register that it was you staring at me as I walked behind you. I still kick myself for that, because I still maintain that your eyes are the loveliest I've seen. Few things capture my attention more than a good thunderstorm, but your eyes would do the trick, glasses or no.
Which brings me back to the dream. I don't recall much of it, but I do remember looking into your eyes, and I wonder what I would have blurted out to my girlfriend if I were in Dan's shoes. It would probably have been easy enough to come up with a lie on the spot (her eyes are quite beautiful as well), but I'd prefer not to lie to those I love.
That said, I've often found myself wondering how you're doing, what you're up to, and the like. As the above paragraphs likely make clear, I had a massive crush on you throughout high school, and while I'm probably still as awkward and gangly as ever, I've grown into myself since then, and I'm sure you have too. I still remember sitting next to you in a computer lab in 9th grade and discussing the nature of suffering; I assumed the bleeding-heart role and you stated that the world would be a boring place without the presence of suffering. I'd bet a substantial sum that that conversation would be very different if we had it today.
But as callous and perhaps privileged as that sentiment may have been, there's truth to it, and it's somewhat influenced my path since then. I work in a field where I see frequent glimpses of humanity at its most cruel and desperate, and I let others beat the crap out of me for fun. I didn't need to do these things, but I want to test myself against the world and see how I adapt and what I learn.
I wonder if you'd like me nowadays? From what I recall you're a very open-minded and intelligent person, but I don't know that you'd look upon my life choices favorably. And while I wouldn't look down on yours (or most anyone's), our compatibility likely would be as short-lived as a long conversation probing the differences between our lives and the reasons underlying the choices we've made.
I'd be shocked and a tad embarrassed if somehow you end up finding this, but wherever you are, whatever you're up to, I hope that you're happy and you've found people that love you and enrich your life for the better. If we should cross paths again, I'll try not to stare too much at your eyes before awkwardly waving hello.
Wishing you the best, David
P.S. I did end up enjoying Ishmael, though I still haven't read the sequel.
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2023.03.24 13:44 Happy_One7516 Ratatoing dvd
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(Fixed the autocorrect😭😭) So I was looking around my nans shelves in her house she has a ton of old DVDs and movies. A whole book shelf full, and basically while I was looking I see some weird cheese lettering on a movie so I read the name and it's none other then ratatoing itself I audibly gasped and immediately pulled it out for inspection. I found this so funny and thought my fellow Greg members and Danny might like to see submitted by Happy_One7516 to u/Happy_One7516 [link] [comments]
2023.03.24 13:42 Millstone99 Tick Tock Die - Part 2
See part 1 here. 2
It’s a Thursday.
I’m on my way home from a movie with my best friend, Galen. It’s my birthday. I’m nineteen. I’ve never liked birthdays or parties. Why celebrate a reminder of my own mortality?
That’s why I’ve always kept things small. Like tonight. One friend and me. A movie followed by sushi. All you can eat. I realize the concept of “all-you-can-eat sushi” is an affront to the very culture that created this delicacy, an ethos that’s all about control, precision, ritual, discipline. But tonight I don’t care. I’m going to have my fill. Some part of me feels like I deserve it.
A quieter part of me knows I don’t.
Outside the theater the sky is dark, but I can’t see it beyond the lights. A glimmering superstructure of photons pushing back the night.
We cut down an alley, a shortcut. It’s full of slanting shadows. We’re talking, laughing, the movie already a fading memory in our minds, our stomachs growling. Ready to feed the next appetite.
A stranger approaches. Nothing about him seems overtly threatening—hands in pockets, face concealed by a hoodie—but a distant alarm goes off in my head regardless. That and something about the way he walks. It feels familiar . . .
He passes, and my body relaxes. A glance behind me seems to confirm the alarm was false, his silhouette receding harmlessly into the night.
I turn back to Galen, a smile breaking forth on my face, ready to crack a joke. But the words die on my lips.
Galen looks confused, brow furrowed, mouth slightly open, one hand reaching for his throat. I’m about to ask what’s wrong when he falls.
I bend over him. He’s not moving. Well, not voluntarily anyway. His body is twitching. Pulsing. Eyes staring up at the sky. Seeing nothing.
Something makes me look at my shoes. It’s too dark to see. I lift one. It makes a squelching sound, as if the pavement is clinging to my sole. Only it’s not pavement. It’s something dark. Sticky.
Fumbling for my phone, I go to flick on the light, but before I can, my phone flies out of my hand, and I’m face down on the oil-stained asphalt, a heavy weight crushing me. The air blasts out of my lungs, and I’m left gasping, my ribs compressing, realizing this may be it.
I catch a glimpse of Galen’s vacant eyes, his body no longer moving, and I make a decision. That’s not going to be me.
The weight eases slightly—perhaps he’s reaching for a weapon—and I seize the moment, realizing it may be my last.
With a buck and a twist, I spin my body so I’m facing him. Me on my back, him pinning my arms with his knees. I look up at his face, but all I see is darkness beneath the hood. He raises both hands over his head, clutching something. I don’t wait to find out what it is.
Kicking up with both legs, I wrap my feet around his face, his neck. He grabs them, wrestling me.
Something clatters to the pavement beside me. I reach for it, groping in the darkness, my fingers closing around cold steel.
Without hesitation, I drive it into his thigh.
I pause. That ring of familiarity again.
Before he can react, I pull it out and stab again. Higher this time.
A gurgle, followed by a wheeze.
The body slumps off me, tumbling to the ground.
I stagger to my feet, still clutching the knife, staring down at him. Then I whirl, realizing there may be others, but the alley’s empty.
I look down at Galen’s body, but it’s . . . gone?
My head spins toward the voice. Someone’s running toward me. I brace myself, ready for anything.
Except what I see next.
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2023.03.24 13:35 tttt5re Milf Hunter - (Audrey Miles Van Wylde) - Disc Golf Dick - Reality Kings
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2023.03.24 13:29 Deathtrap_Dungeon Did I ruin my Shark Hydrovac or did it just fail because it commonly fails?
Cordless Shark Hydrovac. I bought it about 6 months ago. Because I have linoleum floors, 2 dogs, 2 cats and everyone wears their shoes in the house, using seperate vac and mops just didn't work out too well and often pushed floor scum to the edge of walls. So this turned out to be so much quicker and easier even if it's not the best at removing dirt.
So anyway, that Shark brand floor cleaner is $20, it doesn't last long at all to be anywhere near worth that price nor does it really seem to do anything as far as cleaning. I'm sure it sanitizes but I figured I can use anything for that such as ammonia or some bleach. So I decided to just do that and add either lemon ammonia or I'd add some kind of multi surface cleaner like Pine Sol.
Forward to yesterday. It started fine as usual and the clean tank indicator lit up saying it was empty. However it was full. I cleaned it out, put just plain tap water into it and same issue. So I took it apart, thorough clean, same issue. I noticed that on the dock, doing a self clean mode, there's plenty of water coming through but it shuts off indicating no water. So it's sensing that the tank is empty.
I discovered that the clean tank hose line has a small, powered device with 3 wires, ground, power and I assume sensor wire? Attached just under the clean tank. At first I thought it was a sensor but you can't do anything with it. There are no obstructions, I used a toothpick in attempt to clean it but the whole line is clean. Then I came to believe that it's actually a pump. It's super tiny for a pump but even though I can get some water to drip through it, I wondered if it's not actually pumping or if it is a sensor, then it's failed.
Anyway, no clue if part can be replaced but otherwise unit works fine and what I want to know is, could have the cleaners that I've been using been the culprit? I know you're suPpOsed to use nothing but their brand of cleaner which IMO is BS marketing to sell stuff. However I could see that perhaps a harsher cleaner might effect a sensor or pump, whichever it is. But that brand cleaner doesn't clean crap any better than plain water.
What are your thoughts? Do you guys always use the specific brand of cleaner for your stuff? Do you think there are cheaper cleaner alternatives that are safe and if so which one?
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2023.03.24 13:23 AhangerHOBO Top 10 places to visit in Kashmir 2023 Ahanger HOBO
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1: Gurez Valley Kashmir: Gurez Valley by Ahanger HOBO
Gurez Valley is one of the least explored regions of Kashmir and the one that can truly be called an offbeat destination. It is a place of high scenic beauty that does not really get the attention that it truly deserves. and the natural beauty of the mountains that you see here is very different from what you will see elsewhere.
Gurez, also spelled Gurais, is a valley located at a distance of about 154 kilometers from Srinagar. Due to its proximity to the border, tourist movement in the region was not allowed until a few years ago.
But now, Indian nationals can travel to Gurez Valley as long as they are carrying valid government-issued identity proof (Aadhar card). Foreign nationals are required to obtain a permit from either Srinagar or Bandipora.
The valley is surrounded by snow-capped mountains. It has diverse fauna and wildlife including the Himalayan brown bear and the snow leopard.
The Kishanganga River flows through the valley before merging into the Jhelum River near Muzaffarabad. Razdan Pass is the only high-altitude pass between Srinagar and Gurez. Due to heavy snowfall in winter, the road remains blocked for about six months a year. Gurez Valley can be reached by road between April to Sept.
The valley is divided into two districts, Dawar and Tilel. Dawar is also the central township in Gurez and this is where all the guest houses and homestays are available also there are no luxury accommodations yet located.
2: Keran Valley Kashmir: Karen Valley by Ahanger HOBO
Keran is a village in Kupwara District. Keran valley got divided into two parts leaving thousands of souls separated from each other. The pain humans face due to the division of the valley can be well understood by their people. Keran is a beautiful border area with the Kishenganga River flowing through it which acts as a line of control between Pakistan and Jammu and Kashmir. The other side of the Kishanganga River is called Neelum Valley and the village located on the opposite side is also called Keran,
The ancient Sharada Peeth temple, as well as the adjacent ruins of Sharada University, are situated in the same Neelam Valley just a few miles from Keran. At Sharda village where Sharda temple and University are situated in the river, Kishanganga joins Madhumati and Sargun streams. It was among the most prominent temple universities in the Indian subcontinent. Kashmiri Pandit brethren have been demanding the opening of the Sharda Peeth corridor for many years now.
Keran is home to many beauties like streams, springs, rivers, mountains, dense forests including walnut trees, and to a variety of Wildlife. On the way to Keran at Firkiyan top the 360-degree view of the surroundings is mesmerizing and enchanting beauty brings goosebumps. One can witness the lush green forests, Meadows, Streams, and also the architecture of wooden houses. The wooden architecture and style of construction of the house are still standing tall all across the Keran. These precious wooden houses need to be preserved and protected and need to be promoted as heritage sites.
The landslide decision of the Government of India to bring border areas like Keran, Gurez, Tangdhar, Machil, and Bangus on the tourism map has brought happiness to the faces of the People of Kashmir. These are the new tourist destinations that will facilitate peace and development in these border areas.
Any non-resident traveler, wishing to visit the border areas of Keran, Karnah, and Machil has to obtain permission from District Magistrate Kupwara which is very easy as the interested person need not personally visit any Office but have to get it through online mode. A non-resident traveler can access the portal at http://epass.kupwara.co.in
. and register himself/herself. In Kupwara or Kralpora Market, a traveler can hire a vehicle of his choice for Keran or can go in his own car also as conditions of the road from Kralpora to Kupwara is good except few kilometers which are not metallic but motorable. Along with a few government-owned rest houses, there are homestay facilities available for tourists. Camping tents are also available along with all basic facilities.
Since the spot has recently been introduced as a tourist destination, a lot is being done to promote tourism in the area by the government particularly the Indian army is always seen giving a helping hand to the local population to lead Keran towards peace and prosperity.
3: Pahalgam Kashmir (The Village of Shepherds): Pahalgam Kashmir by Ahanger HOBO
One of the most famous and beautiful destinations in all of Kashmir Valley is Pahalgam “the Village of the Shepherds”. It is located 96km (about 3 hours’ drive) from Srinagar.
Originally a sleepy wee village of Shepphards (more rumors abound that Jesus passed some time here amongst his flock!) Pahalgam has exquisite scenery of majestic pines, and blossoming high-altitude meadows looking up to snowy peaks and down into beautiful blue rivers. It is possible to enjoy a day trip to this location to get out of noisy Srinagar but the beauty of Pahalgam does not lie around the small bazaar, hotels, and parks of Pahalgam town but in the mountains past Aru.
The journey from Srinagar itself gives- you a taste of what lies ahead. Noisy congested streets give way to poplars and rice fields, where flashes of color from the pink or green of a woman’s head scarf to the golden grain reflect the sunlight.
You know Pahalgam is approaching when you spy the rushing and refreshing Lidder River starting to turn and gurgle. When you hit Pahalgam town, there is quite a noisy bazaar reminiscent of Dal gate selling the usual Kashmiri handicrafts and shawls. If only stay for the day there is a number of parks where you can relax and enjoy a picnic.
4: Gulmarg Kashmir “The Meadow of Flowers”: Gulmarg Kashmir by Ahanger HOBO
It may be possible to take a tourist map of Kashmir and replace it with a picture of Gulmarg. Gulmarg is the Kashmir valley’s most famous and primary tourist destination, especially in the winter when the temperature is low and the snow is soft and powdery. Gulmarg is the location for all the adventure activities from skiing, heli-skiing, and snowboarding, to high-altitude golf, trekking, and riding the world-famous gondola.
Gulmarg is an open meadow surrounded by lovely thick pine forests and in the spring the grassy slopes are covered with wildflowers, bluebells, daisies, forget-me-nots, and butter cups. Gulmarg lies under the majestic Mount Apharwat (4511m) in the northeast of the Pir-Panjal range about 55 km from Srinagar. The beautiful valley of Gulmarg is about 3km in length (meaning you can easily walk to most places), crescent-shaped, and just less than 1km wide. The drive to Gulmarg itself is beautiful, passing through avenues of poplar trees and rice fields until you begin your steep ascent through majestic pines. Gulmarg can be enjoyed on a day trip with a picnic and a ride in the gondola. Or come here to relax and ski, and with the opening of the second phase of the gondola in 2005, it is now a world-class destination for skiers of all abilities. Others come to hike from Gulmarg to other lush locations in the Kashmir valley such as the famous and most beautiful meadow of Tosamaidan. When both stages of the gondola are operational you can journey up to the Apharwat station for amazing views and photo opportunities of the valley and the Kishtwar and Himalayan ranges.
The French firm Poma designed the gondola and at 12992ft is considered the highest in the world. The beauty of all the white snow piling up around the trees and hills is a beautiful sight and should not be missed if you are in Kashmir in the winter.
5: Verinag Kashmir: Verinag Kashmir by Ahanger HOBO
Lying at the north-western foot of the Banihal pass is Verinag, the largest spring in Kashmir (78kms from Srinagar), which is said to never dry up or overflow. It lies in a beautiful and peaceful garden with an octagonal pool in the middle, which Emperor Jehangir had converted from a circle to fit with the Mughal style. It is said he would rest here for weeks after crossing the Pir Panjal from Punjab. And it is indeed a place to relax and enjoy, the most perfect picnic spot in the Kashmir Valley. The pool which emits a clear sparkling stream is said to be Nila Nag the son of Kashyap Reshi, who was made King of the Kashmiri Nagas (nag snake worshippers). There are beautiful carvings of stones in Persian on the walls surrounding the spring telling how this great source of underwater spring is contained. There are guest houses here and also a tourist bungalow in which you can pass a relaxing night, before returning to Srinagar or continuing back over the Pir Panjal to Jammu. There is a Shaivite shrine located just outside the complex that draws pilgrims every year who come for a ritual dip on the first day of the year according to the Hindu lunar calendar. Verinag is also said to be the source of the Jhelum River, the blood that flows through Kashmir’s body. To reach Verinag, first, you must take shared sumo from the Dalgate petrol pump to Anantnag (Islamabad) from the jeep stand here take another car to Verinag.
6: Sonmarg "The Meadow of Gold": Sonmarg Kashmir by Ahanger HOBO
Sonamarg the Meadow of Gold and is located 84 km from Srinagar. Sonamarg can either be reached by road or by trekking from Pahalgam. By road, Sonamarg is the last stop with tea houses, accommodations, and restaurants before you cross the Zoji-La and enter Ladakh. Sonamarg is Kashmir's most famous meadow, named for the time when, under the afternoon sunlight, the meadow turns to gold. The slopes and meadows are layered with mountain flowers, and the surrounding forests are thick with firs, sycamore, and birch, creating that sumptuous mountain aroma! Today the main bazaar of Sonamarg, like Pahalgam, has become crowded by opportunism. So please venture beyond the main road and let yourself dive into the magical mountain surroundings. If just visiting for the day there are a few activities you can explore. Pony rides and picnics are most popular with the locals. You can also try trout fishing for INR50 per fish. The best thing to do on a day trip is to walk to Thajiwas, 1/1.5 hours walk from the main bazaar, you can also take a taxi halfway and then a horse. Thajiwas is a small and lovely side valley and is located at the foot of the Sonamarg glacier. It is an amazing location, for at least five glaciers come cascading down the mountains to meet at this point! If you would like to stay the night and enjoy the mountain peaks and glaciers, there is a tourist hut and also an awesome camping ground. Another longer, walk, would be to Baltal, which is a base camp for the Amarnath Yatra. It is located 15km north of Sonamarg and is a small lovely valley at the base of Zoji La, you can make the walk but it is also possible to drive. You can camp here next to the bank of the river. If you are lucky, you will spot Gujjars and their herd being dwarfed by the snow-covered peaks, also by groves of fir and poplar trees. The Sonamarg meadow used to be a popular grazing ground for the Gujjar cattle herders, unfortunately, use and development have rendered it unsuitable for grazing their livestock anymore. Note that Sonamarg is another great starting point for exciting mountain treks. You can reach Sonamarg by SRTC Bus leaving at 8:30 am every morning during the tourist season. The 'deluxe 19-seater is INR351 and the 'high-tech' 36-seater is INR271. There are no real budget hotels in Sonamarg during the summer season, everything is priced at INR 4000 and above. If you have a tent a good option is to camp at the Thajiwas glacier camping ground.
7: Tulip Garden Srinagar Kashmir: Tulip Garden by Ahanger HOBO
Kashmir Tulip Garden is called "Indira Gandhi Memorial Tulip garden", Erlier Model Floriculture Center Kashmir, and it is a tulip garden located in Srinagar, Kashmir, India. It is the largest tulip garden in the Asia continent and has spread over an area of about 74 acres of land. It is situated under the foot side of the Zabarwan range of mountains, built on a sloping ground in a terraced fashion consisting of seven terraces if you manage to go up, then you would be able to see the Dal Lake view. It was opened in the year 2007 to boost floriculture tourism in the Kashmir Valley. earlier it was called Siraj Bagh. Around more than a million million tulip bulbs get cultivated every year, all in different colors, like (Pink, Violet, White, Yellow, Red, and many more) Besides tulips, there are many varieties of flowers, including hyacinths, daffodils, and ranunculus which were brought from Holland. The tulip garden is home to around 68 varieties of tulips.
The tulip festival is celebrated in the month of April every year, This year 2023 it has been opened before its time (on 19 Mar)
The Tulip festival is an annual Spring festival to increase tourism by the Government of Jammu and Kashmir.
8: Doodhpathri Kashmir: Doodhpathri Kashmir by Ahanger HOBO
Doodhpathri is known as the Valley of Milk. Doodhpathri is a tourist destination and a hill station in Kashmir. It is located in Khansahib area of budgam of Jammu and Kashmir. Situated at an altitude of 2,730 meters (8,960 ft) from sea level, it is located at a distance of 50 km from Srinagar.
The road to Doodhpathri from Srinagar is quite pleasant. Your journey to be quite beautiful with stunning landscapes on the way. The natural beauty of the place is absolutely mesmerizing. The lush green meadows have such a velvety appearance that you will feel like walking barefoot on the green grass. The place is surrounded by tall conifers. The snow-capped mountain range looms in the background at one side. The air is cool and simply breathtaking. This is a place where time seems to have stopped!
There was once a famous Kashmiri saint Sheikh Noor din Noorani who had come to this place to pray. He wanted to pray and was looking for water in the meadows. He used his stick to prick the ground in search of water. And instead of water, milk comes gushing out. Sheikh Noorani, however, did not want to use the milk to wash his hands and feet. He thought that the milk was to be used for drinking purposes only. So by divine provenance, the milk again changed back to water! And the meadows got its name “Doodhpathri.
This place also has an interesting tale behind it. However, the name Doodhpathri perhaps came from the gushing river that flows in the valley. The fast-flowing water when strikes against the stones give a milky appearance. This could have been the reason why this place is known as Doodhpathri. After all, the name literally translates into the “Valley of Milk” Doodh means milk and Pathri means valley. The tourists visiting Kashmir usually travel to Pahalgam, Gulmarg, and Sonmarg on their first visit. Not many tourists visit here. The majority of the people visiting there are mostly Kashmiri locals going there for picnics. However, you can include this place in your itinerary if you want to explore a bit of offbeat Kashmir.
9: Naranag Kashmir: Naranag Kashmir by Ahanger HOBO
This village can be the base camp for trekking to Gangbal Lake or to summit Mt Harmoukh. Visiting this village and its surroundings in itself is beautiful and it is possible to either camp here for the night or stay the night with the local villagers. It is also a base for the treks to Gadsar, Vishansar, and Krishansar lakes, although these require more time around 5 to 7 days of walking. The drive to Naranag from Srinagar (2.5 hours) is gorgeous and as you ascend through the valleys and see the flashes of tin roofs, baby mosques, signs of simple village life, and verdant green, you will be glad you took the opportunity! If you drive through the afternoon as the sun is on its descent, the whole world turns a warm bronzy gold, which is just champagne for a photographer or videographer.
Naranag is a popular tourist destination for its proximity and ease from Srinagar, its luscious surroundings, and the mysterious ruins of a large Hindu temple.
10: Old City Srinagar: Old City Kashmir by Ahanger HOBO
The Old City of Srinagar must be visited before you can even get a glimpse into what traditional Kashmiri life must have been like. The old town is situated around the river Jhelum and can be divided into sections along with its famous bridges. Before the Islamic rulers came, there were no bridges in the old city, small boats were moored at either side to provide cross-river water transportation. The people of the old city are inquisitive and kind, you will be stared upon, approached, and usually invited in for chai, “chai chakha/chai pyoo”. The sights of the old city are many and varied.
There are two ways to discover the old city, by land or by sea, if you have enough time, it is suggested you experience both! You can take a Shikara or motorboat from Dal Lake, Nageen Lake, or the Bund behind Lal Chowk. Prices will be negotiable, anywhere from INR800 up, entirely depending on the season, the distance, time, and the temperament of the Shikara wallah. Shikara wallahs can also provide lunch, tea, snacks, and other items if you so desire. Seeing the old city by the water, you can really get a feeling of the geography, as well as the former glory of Srinagar. The first thing you will notice is that the Kashmiris are people of the water as much as they are people of the mountains. Their lives were and still are shaped by the bends of the river, the Jhelum particularly has been a place of agriculture, trade, worship, life, and death. You will get to see how the old city of Srinagar has been situated around the river Jhelum, with bridges spanning the river at intervals and connecting the two sides, and how many of the old temples and shrines are located right on the banks. You will see glimpses of former magnificent houses of wood and mud and official buildings constructed by the Mughal rulers bordering the river and begin to understand how much of the body of Srinagar was run by the blood of the Jhelum. There are a few ways to reach the old city on foot. You can enter from the Dal Lake by walking straight through Khayam (take the Dal Gate bridge and walk away from the bazaar and the Boulevard) and just keep walking (you can also take the bus from the Dal Gate bridge heading away from the Bazaar). You can take a rickshaw from Dal and get dropped at Habba Kadal (approx INR50) and move from there. A third and most interesting walk is to start from near the Mahkdom Sahib Shrine and wander down the streets just under, where there lives a collection of folks who have made their homes in this place.
The best way to approach navigation of the old city is either to follow the river as much as you can and Crisscross the bridges at your fancy or turn into the city and enter into the alleyways and simply get lost. Inside you will discover the trades, products, food, and architecture of old.
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2023.03.24 13:15 digiikf Understanding Different Types of PPC Ads: Search, Display, Social Media, and More
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As the digital landscape continues to evolve, PPC advertising remains a key component of any successful digital marketing
strategy. With PPC, advertisers pay only when a user clicks on their ad, making it a cost-effective way to reach their target audience.
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What is PPC advertising?
- PPC advertising is a type of digital advertising in which advertisers pay for each click on their ads.
- This model allows advertisers to only pay for results, making it a cost-effective way to drive traffic to their website.
- PPC ads can be displayed on search engines, social media platforms, and other websites.
- Search ads are the most common type of PPC ads. These ads appear on search engine results pages (SERPs) when users search for specific keywords or phrases.
- Search ads are highly targeted and can be customised to match the user’s search intent.
- For example, if a user looks for “best running shoes,” they may see ads for running shoes or related products.
How to create search ads
- Creating search ads involves selecting keywords that are relevant to your product or service and creating ad copy that includes those keywords.
- Advertisers bid on keywords, and the highest bidder will have their ad displayed in the top position on the SERP.
Benefits of search ads
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- Display ads are visual ads that appear on websites, mobile apps, and social media platforms.
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- Advertisers can target users based on their demographics, interests, and behaviours.
Benefits of display ads
- Display ads can be highly engaging and can help to build brand awareness.
- They can reach a large audience and can be customised to match the user’s interests and behaviours.
Social Media Ads
- Social media ads are ads that appear on social media platforms such as Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn.
- Social media ads can be highly targeted and can reach users based on their demographics, interests, and behaviours.
How to create social media ads
- Creating social media ads involves designing ad creative, selecting targeting options, and choosing where to place your ads.
- Advertisers can target users based on their demographics, interests, and behaviours.
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2023.03.24 13:00 SethHMG An Relationship with the City of New Orleans
I wrote the following as a description of a relationship with the City of New Orleans. I’ve posted it as a comment In a thread or two. A friend suggested that I make a post for it on its own.
Disclaimer: don’t assume anything that follows is autobiographical.
“Relationship w NOLA… Swampy. Hot. Loud. But it’s the kinda sex that makes neighbors call in a noise complaint (they’re just jealous, and the cops don’t show up anyway). Often washes you out into the street. Often involves beads and a random kitchen appliance. But so good it restores your faith in god. Says she loves you and only you.
Then you catch her checking her phone at odd hours when she thinks you’re asleep. Strangers start showing up in droves. You wake up in strange places, and cash is always missing from your wallet. Every time you go to her house, you’re nearly mugged, and cars you’ve never seen parked on the block suddenly pull off. You start to rethink your life choices while sitting on her porch. You head inside to talk, but she’s passed out in a pile of empty Abita bottles. Heading back outside, your car’s been towed.
Putting your shoes back on, you discover her pet possum shit in one and puked up Dixie in the other. The nutria from under her house got high on your RX Meds. Raccoons took your one credit card that hasn’t been maxed out to buy cartons of cigarettes and a 5th of vodka. An alligator tries to communicate with you in the “universal language” while you look for your keys.
You almost get arrested under the Claiborne overpass while getting your car back. You go back to her place and climb into bed with her, but suddenly, “things” stop working. She’s not getting off, and you’re only half mast at best. You try to get an appointment with someone who can fix things, but the office is always closed or out to lunch. On the few occasions you connect with a human, they’re insanely rude, except for one sweet old lady who treats you like an adopted grandchild.
You start hanging out in a neighborhood bar, swapping tales with all the other guys she’s fucked. They’re all mirrors of you; your youthful vibrance has turned an ashy grey. You find yourself saying, “Hell, maybe next year” a lot.
You think about breaking things off, but she always shows up dressed to the 9s riiiiight as you start to pack your bags. She shows you a wild time that makes you forget all of the doubt and indecision and inconsistency.
You’re 20 pounds overweight, have a mild to moderate drinking problem, and you’re damn near broke. But she’s asking you to eat the pralines she let cool on her nipples.
You land in jail after fighting with some guy, a friggin “tourist”, you catch in her back yard. He doesn’t love her like you do. You drink some prison toilet wine with a guy named 3-Toe-Moe who lost the digits while serving in the Merchant Marines; he says his mom was a voodoo priestess. The toilet hooch makes you hallucinate, and it beats having 3 Hurricanes in terms of the hangover severity (you puke for both color and distance).
She bails you out and takes you home. You help her bail some water out of her living room; then y’all give up and fuck on the porch until you get lightheaded from mosquito related blood loss.
Her family visits, and they all tell you that you’d be better off with one of her sisters, but they don’t know what they’re talking about.
NOLA might be a dying harlot, but you love her anyway.”
TL;DR: in other words, it’s a highly dysfunctional relationship full of intermittent reinforcement.
Note: I have sent drafts to the tourism board, but their only reply has been in the form of a TRO.
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2023.03.24 12:50 ogreatgames Ratchet & Clank Full Frontal Assault: Exciting Multiplayer Game - PS3 Game
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2023.03.24 11:49 vertazontal Distortions, exaggerations, or outright lies in Full Swing?
I got into Formula One after the first season of Drive to Survive back in 2019. I guess the professional golf community is probably going through about the same influx of fans as F1 has over the last four years due to a well-made, engaging Netflix documentary series.
Now that the F1 community has lived with Drive to Survive for the last several years, I think one thing that's become apparent is how much the show creates a "window appeal" version of the sport. It was and is great for getting new fans in the door, but for more knowledgeable fans, there are some things which are at best a bit cringey and overplayed and at worse are outright lies or significant distortions of fact for the sake of a storyline.
Some examples in the Formula One series are:
- Playing radio calls from one incident over unrelated footage in order to make it seem like something more dramtic was done or said
- VASTLY exaggerating the elapsed time between the engineer's call and a driver's answer on the radio during a bad crash (this one is kind of gross, honestly)
- Infamous "45 second ten second penalty" in which they showed a key driver as stationary for almost a minute while serving a ten second penalty (guess how long it actually was)
- Exaggerating the significance of a certain performance through the interviews, footage chosen, and the "fake announcers"... Going from last place (20th) to 17th is next to meaningless in the grand scheme of things in F1 but there have been times when they make it seem like it was the most epic accomplishment
- Manufacturing animosity or rivalry between two drivers out of whole cloth.
My personal take on the F1 series as a fan who was brought into the sport by it but now has progressed into a pretty deeply knowledgeable and familiar fan on my own time is that the distortions and exaggerations are cringe at best and ethically dubious at worse, but that it's a good first stop for someone to get interested in the sport. Beyond that I only have to roll my eyes when they try to slide by some real whoppers.
So, having grown up playing golf a lot but losing touch with it, I was excited to jump into Full Swing. I have almost no familiarity with the pro scene other than knowing the basic structure of a tournament, some of the biggest names, and most of the rules of the game itself. I've been enjoying the series so far (three episodes in) but I still have the niggling feeling that Netflix almost certainly approached it in the same way as Drive to Survive. So I'm curious- what are longtime professional golf fans' takes on the series?
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2023.03.24 11:47 Llamadmiral I'd like to ask for help for deciding new shoe
About 4 years ago, I had the luck of buying an Adidas SenseBoost Go shoe, and it was the best shoe I ever had. I am even wearing it currently, however it is nearing the end of its life. (Tearing apart at seams and whatnot)
I'd like to buy a new shoe that is exactly the same, or really close to it. I tried the Ultraboost version, but that one was way too soft for me.
If I could I'd just buy the senseboost again (not used) but as I saw it, it is gone from Europe.
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2023.03.24 11:28 Williamjames98661 Nikolay Chernukhin Chiropractic in Vancouver, WA
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https://preview.redd.it/tgtil7wiznpa1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=62a4bb07e4410248e417374f076427d0e5d0d820 A Holistic Approach to Health:
Chiropractic is a healthcare discipline that focuses on the diagnosis, treatment, and prevention of mechanical disorders of the musculoskeletal system, especially the spine. This field of medicine is based on the principle that the body has the inherent ability to heal itself, and that the spine and its surrounding structures play a vital role in this process. Physiotherapists care is a holistic approach to health that involves manual therapy, exercise, and lifestyle modifications to help patients achieve optimal health and well-being. The Philosophy of Chiropractic:
The philosophy is based on the concept that the body has the innate ability to heal itself, and that the nervous system plays a critical role in this process. According to chiropractors, spinal misalignments, or subluxations, can interfere with the proper function of the nervous system, leading to a range of health problems. By correcting these subluxations, chiropractors believe that they can restore the proper function of the nervous system and promote healing. Techniques:
Chiropractors use a variety of techniques to treat patients, including spinal manipulation, soft tissue therapy, and exercise. Spinal manipulation, also known as manipulative treatment, involves the application of controlled force to the joints of the spine to improve joint mobility and reduce pain. Soft tissue therapy, such as massage and stretching, is used to relieve muscle tension and improve flexibility. Exercise is an important part of manipulative treatment, as it helps to strengthen the muscles that support the spine and improve overall mobility. Conditions Treated by Chiropractors:
Chiropractors are trained to diagnose and treat a wide range of musculoskeletal conditions, including back pain, neck pain, headaches, and joint pain. They also treat injuries resulting from sports and other physical activities, as well as injuries sustained in car accidents and other types of trauma. Benefits of Care:
Chiropractic care has many benefits, including the following: Pain relief:
Physical therapists can help to reduce pain and discomfort in the back, neck, and other areas of the body. Improved mobility:
Physical therapists can improve joint mobility and flexibility, making it easier to perform daily activities. Reduced reliance on medication:
Physical therapists can help to reduce the need for medication to manage pain and other symptoms. Improved overall health:
Physical therapists is a holistic approach to health that can help to improve overall wellness and prevent future health problems. Care and Safety:
Chiropractic care is generally considered safe, and most patients experience few or no side effects. However, as with any medical treatment, there is a risk of complications. Some patients may experience soreness, stiffness, or minor bruising after a Manipulative treatment. In rare cases, more serious complications such as stroke, herniated discs, or nerve damage may occur. However, these complications are extremely rare and are typically associated with pre-existing medical conditions.
To reduce the risk of complications, it is important to choose a licensed and experienced chiropractor and to disclose all medical conditions and medications to your chiropractor before beginning treatment. Chiropractors are trained to perform a thorough medical history and examination before beginning treatment to identify any potential risk factors. Care and Evidence-Based Medicine:
Chiropractic care has been the subject of numerous Vancouver, WA clinical trials and research studies, and there is a growing body of evidence to support its effectiveness for a variety of musculoskeletal conditions. According to a systematic review of the literature published in the Journal of Manipulative and Physiological Therapeutics, there is strong evidence to support the use of Manipulative treatment for the treatment of acute and chronic low back pain, neck pain, and headaches.
In addition to these conditions, chiropractic care has also been shown to be effective for the treatment of musculoskeletal conditions such as sciatica, carpal tunnel syndrome, and fibromyalgia. Manipulative treatment care has also been shown to be effective in improving overall quality of life and reducing disability associated with musculoskeletal conditions. The Role of Chiropractic Care in Integrative Medicine:
This Care is often used in conjunction with other forms of healthcare, including conventional medicine, complementary and alternative medicine, and integrative medicine. Integrative medicine is an approach that combines conventional medicine with complementary and alternative therapies, such as Manipulative treatment, acupuncture, and massage therapy, to provide a holistic approach to healthcare.
Integrative medicine is becoming increasingly popular, as patients seek out more holistic approaches to health and wellness. Chiropractic care is a valuable component of integrative medicine, as it can help to improve overall health and well-being, reduce the need for medication, and enhance the effectiveness of other forms of treatment. Choosing a Chiropractor:
If you are considering Physical therapists of Vancouver, WA it is important to choose a Nikolay Chernukhin who is licensed and experienced. Look for Nikolay Chernukhin who has a good reputation and a track record of success in treating your specific condition of Vancouver, WA. It is also important to feel comfortable with your chiropractor and to be able to communicate openly about your health concerns. Conclusion:
Chiropractic care is a holistic approach to health that focuses on the diagnosis, treatment, and prevention of mechanical disorders of the musculoskeletal system, especially the spine.
Use a variety of techniques, including spinal manipulation, soft tissue therapy, and exercise, to improve joint mobility and reduce pain. Physiotherapists care is generally considered safe and effective for a variety of musculoskeletal conditions, and there is a growing body of evidence to support its use. Physiotherapists care is often used in conjunction with other forms of healthcare, including conventional medicine and complementary and alternative medicine, to provide a holistic approach to health and wellness. About Us:
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in Vancouver, WA you can expect to be treated like a priority. We are dedicated to meeting your individual needs and helping you reach your health goals. We believe that education is key to living a happier and healthier life, and we will do our best to explain the details of your treatment and how your body functions in a way that is easy to understand. Thank you for choosing our clinic.
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